Wrestling Woes Chapter 28 Jeff Hardy's Secret
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Jeff Hardy will come clean about something? What could it be…well that's pretty obvious about now.
Serenity: They're getting bored with you.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I thought you were gone?
Serenity: I'm you muse, so I can't leave. Oh readers, ESS doesn't own anything even though she wishes to have my Edge. Did you know Brandy's out of the hospital?
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Have you been rewriting my chapters?!
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Undertaker, Kane, and Connie were headed to the hospital. RVD, Nathan Jones, Bryan, and Matt Lo were getting ready to leave. Cat Lea and Alycia were with a babysitter…known as Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Bryan: I don't see why I have to go to the hospital with you guys.
Nathan: Because we say so.
RVD: We want to make sure you don't try to do anything funny to Cat Lea or Alycia.
Bryan: My name doesn't even start with those letters.
Matt: Where is Test? Has anyone seen him?
Bryan: Nope, that's why the girls are with a babysitter.
RVD: I think we should be getting back to the hospital.
Matt: I think I'll stick around here a little while longer.
Nathan Jones: Suit yourself.
We see Sacha, Edge, Christian, AJ, Casey, Rhyno, Charlene, and Hurricane together.
Hurricane: Don't worry Casey as long as I'm here you have nothing to fear.
Casey: My hero.
Edge: Don't go getting too friendly with Casey.
Christian: Or we will have to set fire to all of your comic books.
Hurricane: No, not my babies!
AJ: I thought Case was your baby?
Sacha: Guys, stop it all ready. Edge, Christian…he's my boyfriend. AJ, don't worry about it…and Charlene and Rhyno…don't even say anything.
Rhyno grunts and the others look concerned. Charlene looks at her man beast then smiles.
Charlene: Don't worry about him. He's just upset that he has to play delivery boy.
Casey: I didn't ask him to bring me here.
Sacha: Has anyone seen my brother Jeff?
Casey: I think he went to buy more paint.
Edge: He's gone to the moon.
Christian: He's talking to Matt and Lita?
AJ: He's talking to AJ?
Hurricane: He wants to become Superman!!!
Charlene: Will all of you shut up!? I have a bad enough headache as it is!
Rhyno: You will all shut up or else you will receive a Gore.
The room is deadly quiet. Kaitlyn, Shane, Candace, and Randy Orton enter.
Candace: Um, why is it so quiet in here?
Hurricane: Be…
Casey covers his mouth with her hand. Rhyno's eyes have flared up as he stares at the newcomers.
Randy: Shush, I think Rhyno is in a Gore mood.
Candace: I guess we should leave then.
Kaitlyn: You have a major headache too?
Charlene: How can you guess?
Casey: I don't think Rhyno's too happy.
Sacha: Edge, honey, I'll catch you later. I'm going to go look for Jeff.
She escaped as Shane said good-bye. He got a Gore for his actions. At the hospital, Matt Hardy looked up as Connie was brought in and hooked up to about a gazillion machines.
Alyssa: So is that a wrestler too?
Matt: Sweetie, that's a wrestler too. Get some rest. I hope Connie Calloway will be all right.
Alyssa: I've been getting enough rest.
Nikki: Matt, where is Jeff?
Matt: Nikki, you remember Jeff said he had to run a few errands.
Nikki: Thanks Matt.
Alyssa: When are we getting out of here?!
Nikki: Soon enough I hope.
Matt: Um, I have to get a soda pop. Do you girls want anything?
Girls: Nope.
Matt went into the hallway and got a soda. As he peered into the waiting room, he could see several people. Undertaker had a doctor set up for a choke slam while Nathan was trying to get Taker to release the doctor. Kane and RVD were complaining about how they just got back from the hospital. Bryan was chained to a chair and was asleep. Taker released the doctor.
Doctor: Miss Calloway cannot have visitors at this time.
Undertaker: That's my little sister!
Kane: Mine too.
Matt: Guys?
RVD: Hey Matt.
Bryan: Five more minutes mommy.
Matt: Doctor it's okay, these guys are here to see Nikki and Alyssa.
Doctor: Okay then.
Kane: Nathan, stay put with Rob and watch over Sarge.
Nathan: Will do mate.
Kane, Taker, and Matt went into the girls' room.
Undertaker: Connie?! Don't worry darling, I'm going to make them pay.
Matt: We don't even know who's doing it.
Kane: We know Test is one of them.
Matt: Test?! Doesn't he have a diva?
Kane: That would be Stacy Keibler. Stace's out of her mind right know.
Nikki: Is she in a safe place?
Alyssa: Nowhere is safe.
Undertaker: Stacy is with relatives. How's her condition?
Matt: I don't know. They just brought her in here.
Benoit and Austin were having a whole lot of trouble with their "charges", Cat Lea and Alycia. Those two somehow got their hands on a flamethrower and had burnt any small traces of hair on Austin's head. Kurt Angle was in there too and felt a little hot headed. Angelica just laughed her head off until she was offered a go at the fiery weapon. Roberta and Sage entered and soon were running away from Angelica.
Benoit: What's going on with Angel?
Austin: She's gone crazy.
Cat: Babysitter, we want a snack.
Austin: Not right now. We have to get the weapon away from Angelica.
Alycia: Snack…NOW!
Benoit: You're just doing this in spite right?
Cat & Alycia: Uh huh!!
Benoit: I think we should get someone to stop Angelica from torching Roberta and Sage.
Roberta and Sage only knew one place where they could run off. The door opened in their faces and the Evolution minus Randy Orton came out. Shawn Michaels was with them.
Shawn: You two okay down there?
Roberta: Shawnee save us from the mad woman!
Triple H: Mad woman?
Sage: The one headed this way.
Ric: Who would that be?
Roberta & Sage: Angelica!!!
Angelica: Burn babies' burn!
Triple H: Batista, hold her until I get my supply of water bottle from my room!
Batista grabbed Angel from behind as Triple H reemerged from the room carrying many water bottles. He poured them on Batista, Angelica, and the flamethrower. Afterwards the flamethrower was permanently busted. Sarah just chuckled at the sight as Triple H threw the rest of the water onto her. She stormed off in search of Spanky. Cassandra emerged from the locker room and threw her arms around Batista.
Cassandra: My, my, my how did we get so wet?
Sage: He was having a wet dream.
Roberta: I think he was thinking about you.
Angelica: I'm all wet too!
Cassandra: Have you been doing the dirty thing with her?!
Batista: It's not what it looks like Cassie!
Cassandra: I never want to see you again.
She ran off and Triple H felt bad for doing what he did. Now he was wondering where his sledgehammer had gone off.
Brandy and Raven were looking for Matt Lo. Of course they found him.
Matt: What do you two want?
Raven: I was wondering something…how about we have a wrestling match later. It will be Matt Lo in one corner against Brandy in the other.
Matt: Why should I?
Brandy: Please, I need my belt back. I'll have Raven protect Dawn Marie from everybody.
Matt: Lets see, you want this belt. After the enemy is caught and Dawn isn't hurt…you can have your title shot Brandy. Raven, I need to talk to you.
The two men walked to the other side to the arena. Brandy had sat down on some boxes backstage daydreaming about the Hardcore title. She was attacked from behind and almost knocked her out cold. She ran away with her purser after her. A tie-dyed guy stood in the path of the purser, letting Brandy get away.
Jeff: I thought I would find you here, Test…
Test: You know me too well Hardy.
Jeff: I should have put a stop to this while I had the chance. You attacked my girlfriend Nikki!!!
Test: It wasn't me; one of my partners did it.
Jeff: I need to know who is doing this? I've known you were the one attacking divas when I heard you talking about your plans. I could have put a stop to it right there and then but I didn't. I feel terrible that Nikki was attacked.
Sacha Hardy arrived at the scene but neither man noticed her arrival.
Test: I'm only asking you this, keep up the good work and don't tell anyone about this meeting…or else more people will be hurt.
Jeff: Test, we are not going to attack divas.
Sacha: Jeff!? No, don't tell me…
Jeff: Sacha, what are you doing here. It is not safe here. This doesn't look like what you think it is.
Sacha: You are with the same people who hurt your brother Matt's girlfriend Alyssa. The people who hurt your girlfriend Nikki. The ones who hurt most of the other divas and could easily hurt Lita or me?
Jeff: This isn't…
Test: This is exactly what it seems little Sacha.
Sacha: Stay out of this Test!!
Jeff: Sacha…
Sacha: Don't talk to me. Just all of you stay the hell away from me!
She ran away in tears because of Jeff and Test.
Test: I will only ask you this once Jeffrey Nero Hardy…join us.
Jeff: Never!!!
He started to go after her but a huge guy hit the weak point in Jeff's neck and Jeff fell to the ground. The guy threw Jeff over his shoulder and looked at Test.
Test: I tried to warn you Jeff. You should have joined up with us, but now I still think you could be of some use to us. Give me him…
The guy was now seen. It was Jamal from Three Minute Warning. He was the J, not Jeff. He gave Jeff to Test before giving him a questioning look.
Test: Go after the Hardy girl. Don't let her get away from you.
Jamal: Okay, I'll bring her to you Test.
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: Good, Jeff isn't the J but the bad news is the bigger Jamal is the J. Cassandra is pissed off at Batista. Jeff, once being allies with Test against Jericho, knew Test was one of the attackers. So the T and the J of J.A.N.N.P.R.T.R.A.P.N.A.S.S has been unrevealed. Two down, twelve to go. What will become of Sacha? Will her heart and more importantly speed be able to save her from Jamal? What will happen to Jeff now that he's been abducted by Test? Will anyone find out the truth that Jeff is innocent? What ever happened to Chris Jericho?
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Jeff Hardy will come clean about something? What could it be…well that's pretty obvious about now.
Serenity: They're getting bored with you.
Eternal Sailor Serenity: I thought you were gone?
Serenity: I'm you muse, so I can't leave. Oh readers, ESS doesn't own anything even though she wishes to have my Edge. Did you know Brandy's out of the hospital?
Eternal Sailor Serenity: Have you been rewriting my chapters?!
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Undertaker, Kane, and Connie were headed to the hospital. RVD, Nathan Jones, Bryan, and Matt Lo were getting ready to leave. Cat Lea and Alycia were with a babysitter…known as Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Bryan: I don't see why I have to go to the hospital with you guys.
Nathan: Because we say so.
RVD: We want to make sure you don't try to do anything funny to Cat Lea or Alycia.
Bryan: My name doesn't even start with those letters.
Matt: Where is Test? Has anyone seen him?
Bryan: Nope, that's why the girls are with a babysitter.
RVD: I think we should be getting back to the hospital.
Matt: I think I'll stick around here a little while longer.
Nathan Jones: Suit yourself.
We see Sacha, Edge, Christian, AJ, Casey, Rhyno, Charlene, and Hurricane together.
Hurricane: Don't worry Casey as long as I'm here you have nothing to fear.
Casey: My hero.
Edge: Don't go getting too friendly with Casey.
Christian: Or we will have to set fire to all of your comic books.
Hurricane: No, not my babies!
AJ: I thought Case was your baby?
Sacha: Guys, stop it all ready. Edge, Christian…he's my boyfriend. AJ, don't worry about it…and Charlene and Rhyno…don't even say anything.
Rhyno grunts and the others look concerned. Charlene looks at her man beast then smiles.
Charlene: Don't worry about him. He's just upset that he has to play delivery boy.
Casey: I didn't ask him to bring me here.
Sacha: Has anyone seen my brother Jeff?
Casey: I think he went to buy more paint.
Edge: He's gone to the moon.
Christian: He's talking to Matt and Lita?
AJ: He's talking to AJ?
Hurricane: He wants to become Superman!!!
Charlene: Will all of you shut up!? I have a bad enough headache as it is!
Rhyno: You will all shut up or else you will receive a Gore.
The room is deadly quiet. Kaitlyn, Shane, Candace, and Randy Orton enter.
Candace: Um, why is it so quiet in here?
Hurricane: Be…
Casey covers his mouth with her hand. Rhyno's eyes have flared up as he stares at the newcomers.
Randy: Shush, I think Rhyno is in a Gore mood.
Candace: I guess we should leave then.
Kaitlyn: You have a major headache too?
Charlene: How can you guess?
Casey: I don't think Rhyno's too happy.
Sacha: Edge, honey, I'll catch you later. I'm going to go look for Jeff.
She escaped as Shane said good-bye. He got a Gore for his actions. At the hospital, Matt Hardy looked up as Connie was brought in and hooked up to about a gazillion machines.
Alyssa: So is that a wrestler too?
Matt: Sweetie, that's a wrestler too. Get some rest. I hope Connie Calloway will be all right.
Alyssa: I've been getting enough rest.
Nikki: Matt, where is Jeff?
Matt: Nikki, you remember Jeff said he had to run a few errands.
Nikki: Thanks Matt.
Alyssa: When are we getting out of here?!
Nikki: Soon enough I hope.
Matt: Um, I have to get a soda pop. Do you girls want anything?
Girls: Nope.
Matt went into the hallway and got a soda. As he peered into the waiting room, he could see several people. Undertaker had a doctor set up for a choke slam while Nathan was trying to get Taker to release the doctor. Kane and RVD were complaining about how they just got back from the hospital. Bryan was chained to a chair and was asleep. Taker released the doctor.
Doctor: Miss Calloway cannot have visitors at this time.
Undertaker: That's my little sister!
Kane: Mine too.
Matt: Guys?
RVD: Hey Matt.
Bryan: Five more minutes mommy.
Matt: Doctor it's okay, these guys are here to see Nikki and Alyssa.
Doctor: Okay then.
Kane: Nathan, stay put with Rob and watch over Sarge.
Nathan: Will do mate.
Kane, Taker, and Matt went into the girls' room.
Undertaker: Connie?! Don't worry darling, I'm going to make them pay.
Matt: We don't even know who's doing it.
Kane: We know Test is one of them.
Matt: Test?! Doesn't he have a diva?
Kane: That would be Stacy Keibler. Stace's out of her mind right know.
Nikki: Is she in a safe place?
Alyssa: Nowhere is safe.
Undertaker: Stacy is with relatives. How's her condition?
Matt: I don't know. They just brought her in here.
Benoit and Austin were having a whole lot of trouble with their "charges", Cat Lea and Alycia. Those two somehow got their hands on a flamethrower and had burnt any small traces of hair on Austin's head. Kurt Angle was in there too and felt a little hot headed. Angelica just laughed her head off until she was offered a go at the fiery weapon. Roberta and Sage entered and soon were running away from Angelica.
Benoit: What's going on with Angel?
Austin: She's gone crazy.
Cat: Babysitter, we want a snack.
Austin: Not right now. We have to get the weapon away from Angelica.
Alycia: Snack…NOW!
Benoit: You're just doing this in spite right?
Cat & Alycia: Uh huh!!
Benoit: I think we should get someone to stop Angelica from torching Roberta and Sage.
Roberta and Sage only knew one place where they could run off. The door opened in their faces and the Evolution minus Randy Orton came out. Shawn Michaels was with them.
Shawn: You two okay down there?
Roberta: Shawnee save us from the mad woman!
Triple H: Mad woman?
Sage: The one headed this way.
Ric: Who would that be?
Roberta & Sage: Angelica!!!
Angelica: Burn babies' burn!
Triple H: Batista, hold her until I get my supply of water bottle from my room!
Batista grabbed Angel from behind as Triple H reemerged from the room carrying many water bottles. He poured them on Batista, Angelica, and the flamethrower. Afterwards the flamethrower was permanently busted. Sarah just chuckled at the sight as Triple H threw the rest of the water onto her. She stormed off in search of Spanky. Cassandra emerged from the locker room and threw her arms around Batista.
Cassandra: My, my, my how did we get so wet?
Sage: He was having a wet dream.
Roberta: I think he was thinking about you.
Angelica: I'm all wet too!
Cassandra: Have you been doing the dirty thing with her?!
Batista: It's not what it looks like Cassie!
Cassandra: I never want to see you again.
She ran off and Triple H felt bad for doing what he did. Now he was wondering where his sledgehammer had gone off.
Brandy and Raven were looking for Matt Lo. Of course they found him.
Matt: What do you two want?
Raven: I was wondering something…how about we have a wrestling match later. It will be Matt Lo in one corner against Brandy in the other.
Matt: Why should I?
Brandy: Please, I need my belt back. I'll have Raven protect Dawn Marie from everybody.
Matt: Lets see, you want this belt. After the enemy is caught and Dawn isn't hurt…you can have your title shot Brandy. Raven, I need to talk to you.
The two men walked to the other side to the arena. Brandy had sat down on some boxes backstage daydreaming about the Hardcore title. She was attacked from behind and almost knocked her out cold. She ran away with her purser after her. A tie-dyed guy stood in the path of the purser, letting Brandy get away.
Jeff: I thought I would find you here, Test…
Test: You know me too well Hardy.
Jeff: I should have put a stop to this while I had the chance. You attacked my girlfriend Nikki!!!
Test: It wasn't me; one of my partners did it.
Jeff: I need to know who is doing this? I've known you were the one attacking divas when I heard you talking about your plans. I could have put a stop to it right there and then but I didn't. I feel terrible that Nikki was attacked.
Sacha Hardy arrived at the scene but neither man noticed her arrival.
Test: I'm only asking you this, keep up the good work and don't tell anyone about this meeting…or else more people will be hurt.
Jeff: Test, we are not going to attack divas.
Sacha: Jeff!? No, don't tell me…
Jeff: Sacha, what are you doing here. It is not safe here. This doesn't look like what you think it is.
Sacha: You are with the same people who hurt your brother Matt's girlfriend Alyssa. The people who hurt your girlfriend Nikki. The ones who hurt most of the other divas and could easily hurt Lita or me?
Jeff: This isn't…
Test: This is exactly what it seems little Sacha.
Sacha: Stay out of this Test!!
Jeff: Sacha…
Sacha: Don't talk to me. Just all of you stay the hell away from me!
She ran away in tears because of Jeff and Test.
Test: I will only ask you this once Jeffrey Nero Hardy…join us.
Jeff: Never!!!
He started to go after her but a huge guy hit the weak point in Jeff's neck and Jeff fell to the ground. The guy threw Jeff over his shoulder and looked at Test.
Test: I tried to warn you Jeff. You should have joined up with us, but now I still think you could be of some use to us. Give me him…
The guy was now seen. It was Jamal from Three Minute Warning. He was the J, not Jeff. He gave Jeff to Test before giving him a questioning look.
Test: Go after the Hardy girl. Don't let her get away from you.
Jamal: Okay, I'll bring her to you Test.
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Eternal Sailor Serenity: Good, Jeff isn't the J but the bad news is the bigger Jamal is the J. Cassandra is pissed off at Batista. Jeff, once being allies with Test against Jericho, knew Test was one of the attackers. So the T and the J of J.A.N.N.P.R.T.R.A.P.N.A.S.S has been unrevealed. Two down, twelve to go. What will become of Sacha? Will her heart and more importantly speed be able to save her from Jamal? What will happen to Jeff now that he's been abducted by Test? Will anyone find out the truth that Jeff is innocent? What ever happened to Chris Jericho?