Title: I Wouldn't Want It Any Other Way

Author: Anna

E-Mail: mostunstableone@aol.com

Rating: PG-13 (for the obvious cursing)

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Feedback: I love it like Spike loves Buffy

Disclaimer: I don't own BtVS… but I'm pretty sure you knew that already

Note: this is a parody on Meredith Brooks' song 'Bitch'

I died sometime last may

Six feet under, Willow brought me back one day

Couldn't tell them that I wasn't in some hell dimension

I was on cloud nine, everything was fine

So many days I cried

Obligations meant I had to live a lie

Couldn't understand why I had been reborn

Out of heaven torn

Our gang's a little bit of everything

All rolled into one

CHORUS

I'm a bitch

And a slayer

Dawn was wild

Will's a player

Anya's demon

Xander's low

But Spike has got a soul

What transpired

Left us tired

And Spike's still a vampire

You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take us as we are

But forthrightly, we are really quite bizarre

Rest assured, that when the world's in need of saving

And you don't know what to do

We will save the day and Sunnydale still has no clue

CHORUS

Just when you think the storyline's picking up

The seasons' already changing

Joss Whedon rules

He knows what to do to always leave you hanging

CHORUS

I'm a bitch and a tease

Spike was begging on his knees

Dawn got hurt, Tara died

Giles left multiple times

Xander ran, Anya cried

And now I feel alive

You know I wouldn't want it any other way