CG: Disclaimer Time! We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Lord of the Rings, and/or anything else you may recognize. Um... am I missing anything?

DM: Uh, no... Let's start! Shall we? BTW, we don't know if Bakura's sister is older, younger, or same age. In this case, she's younger.

Both: NON-YAOI!

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(Bright and early summer morning. Where's Yugi? Helping Grandpa. Where's Tristan? Dreaming of Serenity. Where's Joey? Guarding Serenity from Tristan. Where's Tea'? Thinking up new friendship speeches. Where's Bakura? Looking for his Millennium Ring.)

Y. Bakura: It was here last night! Where'd it go!?!?

(In Subconscious mind)

Bakura: * still half asleep * What are you talking about? * yawns *

Y. Bakura: The Millennium Ring, you dolt! It's missing.

Bakura: Well it has to be here. It couldn't have just gotten up and walked away... Could it?

Y. Bakura: No! ... * visualizes walking Millennium Ring * I don't think. iii

Bakura: Hey, if it's gone, how are you still here?

Y. Bakura: How in the name of Ra am I supposed to know!?!? *Still searches frantically*

Bakura's sister: Brother, why are you yelling at yourself?

Y. Bakura: * Flips out* How the heck did she get in here?

Bakura's sister: You're funny. * skips out of room*

Y. Bakura: * sweat drop*

Bakura: Oh great. Now my sister thinks I'm a mental case.

Y. Bakura: Who gives a blast if you are? What about the Millennium Ring? Without it, we'll never be able to separate!

Bakura: * thinks of spending eternity in the same body as Y. Bakura* Well what are we waiting for? Let's find it!

(After tearing Bakura's room apart)

Bakura: * sighs* Someone must have stolen it.

Y. Bakura: What was your first clue!? A thief like me getting mugged...

Bakura: That's embarrassing... Maybe Yugi knows where it is!

Y. Bakura: No. I'm NOT asking the Pharaoh. You won't make me. You can't...

(At School)

Y. Bakura: I can't believe you're making me...

Bakura: Quit complaining! Uh... Yugi?

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CG: Okay, not that funny, but I promise that the next chapters will leaves you in stitches...once I think of them.

DM: R & R. Pwease? Pwitty Pwease?