Silent Hill: Collage!
========================DISCLAIMER==========================
Yes, I do own all rights to the Silent Hill franchise.and in-fact to all of
KONAMI..and I own the rights to your SOUL!
*MUHUHHUHUHHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!*
Are you.are you trying to seduce me with your soul?
You sick minded- UGH!
Oh god! Why!? You know what. I MAY NOT WRITE THIS STORY OUT NOW!
Wha-? You don't care.why you little-!
Aah.you have a large brother! Well then.let us begin.
===================END MADNESS.UH..DISCLAIMER=============
*Scene one, Harry Mason wakes up in a large restaurant, the windows are condensed, and there is a faint essence of fire* Harry: Where.where am I.? Last thing I remember I was..impaled by some guy with a sheet on his head. *Harry stands up and starts rubbing his forehead*
Harry: Wow.smooth. Heather's, uh...what was it? Something like Cat hair rub? That did the trick. *continues to grab himself, here, there...and in places that cannot be told for this rating.._ * When Harry has fully fondled himself, he starts walking to the door *
Harry: A dip-a-doo-dah! A diddly doo a di- what the.?
*A crash is heard from the kitchen, then a loud "WHYYY!?" echoes through the room, like a.uh...really loud sound! I startle myself sometimes.*
*Two kids barge out of the kitchen, one is on fire, the other is frantically trying to pull the tab off an extinguisher*
Harry: No! God, why do you mock me?! I "accidentally" kill your brother, and you try to send me insane, by sticking me in the set of."Good Burger".
* Lightning hits a sign reading: "Brahms, thattaway! Hell, thissaway!*
Harry: *wipes a surprising amount of sweat from his forehead* I can still escape. Phew!
*More lightning is thrown down and hits the road, making it crumble, but still intact*
The sky: GAAAHhHAh..!
* One by one white stairs-supported by clouds-appear to the ground. A man in a white robe walks down gracefully, and starts kicking at the road until it crumbles into a large abyss*
*He looks at Harry and laughs, so Harry shoots him into the hole.*
Harry: Tell Sammy I said Hi! Wow! I am the king of one liners! *Harry glows gold for a second
So Harry left the restaurant and took the road to Silent Hill, where he found many new friends, such as skinned dog.
*Enter house on Levin Street*
*Harry walks in, He is wearing a fedora hat, a white t-shirt with a green tie and blue bellbottoms*
Harry: *throws hat in the air-and surprisingly- gets it square on the hook of his coat holder. He sits in the dining room and turns the TV on. No signal.* Hey, we have a new channel! Damn.it's a re-run. Hey, skin, where are you?
*Harry walks into Katana room, and sees Skinned Dog pinned to the floor by katana, on the wall there is a note:*
I Killed your pet dog for you!
You should be killing kiddies in Midwich by now!
We won't have time for Heather or James.so much for a collage! Now go, gimp! Yours, Dahlia.
Harry, upset and vewwy angwy at the nasty lady. Decides to head for, THE FRIDGE for something to eat.then to THE SCHOOL. To take his anger out on cute lil' demonic children with knives. Awww.
*Meanwhile, somewhere in Portland sewers*
Heather: *drying her hair with conveniently placed Dryer* hmm.I have a sudden urge to.
*Heather throws all of her weaponry into the water*
Heather: Damn. Well..this is it. *pulls rusty pipe out of her jacket pocket*
Heather: *throwing the pipe in* pleasepleaseplease! *The pipe is thrown back at her and knocks her backwards, making her un-grip the dryer. Causing it to fall into the water.*
=ZzZzZAAaAAP!=
Heather's weapons and an anime fairy bubbles up, Her long, beautiful blonde hair singed.Her White gown burnt to a skimpy bikini.
Heather: Da-yum girl! That outfit is hot! What's the code?
Fairy: X.x
Heather: *sighs and picks up her weapons.and the Gold and Silver pipes* hmm.Not too many scrapes and bumps.I would say $1000 for both..
* Heather continued to hustle to herself and somehow found a way to Hilltop centre.
*Now our lovely camera-man, myself.takes us to Paleville county.*
James: Could Mary really be in this town? I mean...the letter I received was in her hand-writing, and the words used matched her intelligence.but...it just.
*James opens up letter and reads again*
DeAr LiVinG UseD To Be HuSbanD, IT iS Me MaRy, I aM NoT DeAD!!1!! I Am In LakeViEw HTel, BuT I UrGe YoU To SeArCh EvErY OtHEr BuIlDiNg In SiLeNT HiLL, To GIVe ThE GaMe LoNGeR LiFe, AnD GiVE YoU ThE ChANcE Of MEEtInG A beautiful WomAN, Who WAlkS, TALkS, And AcTS Like Me, I MiGhT JuSt Be The NeXt BeSt ThiNg, BuT NoT LiKe Me! CoS I Am MarY, YeS I'M The ReAL Mary, All YoU OtHEr DeMoN LadiES WeRe MadE By A FaIrY, So WonT The ReaL Dead mAry, PLZ StanD Up, Plz Stand UP, PlZ StanD Up! oH, And If YoU HapPEn To MeEt a HunK CalLeD EDDiE DoMbRoWSki, TeLl HiM I SAiD Hi!
SiGNed,
YoUr Dea*scribbled out* NOT DEAD WiFe, MaRy!
Every time James read that letter, he got a feeling of intense pain, and in the end threw it into a well. James then walked back up to his car, and tried the ignition. This time with his keys. (He knew he forgot something last time) He reversed into a creature that appeared for the sole purpose of a gory ending, and drove into the large gate that had somehow appeared when James was.freshening up. The WELCOME sign, that was missing the L and last E, burst into flames and fell onto James' car. A large Grey thing hovered above and swooped down.
This is the end of chapter one.
I hope you enjoyed.I freshened it up a bit.so R&R!
*MUHUHHUHUHHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!*
Are you.are you trying to seduce me with your soul?
You sick minded- UGH!
Oh god! Why!? You know what. I MAY NOT WRITE THIS STORY OUT NOW!
Wha-? You don't care.why you little-!
Aah.you have a large brother! Well then.let us begin.
===================END MADNESS.UH..DISCLAIMER=============
*Scene one, Harry Mason wakes up in a large restaurant, the windows are condensed, and there is a faint essence of fire* Harry: Where.where am I.? Last thing I remember I was..impaled by some guy with a sheet on his head. *Harry stands up and starts rubbing his forehead*
Harry: Wow.smooth. Heather's, uh...what was it? Something like Cat hair rub? That did the trick. *continues to grab himself, here, there...and in places that cannot be told for this rating.._ * When Harry has fully fondled himself, he starts walking to the door *
Harry: A dip-a-doo-dah! A diddly doo a di- what the.?
*A crash is heard from the kitchen, then a loud "WHYYY!?" echoes through the room, like a.uh...really loud sound! I startle myself sometimes.*
*Two kids barge out of the kitchen, one is on fire, the other is frantically trying to pull the tab off an extinguisher*
Harry: No! God, why do you mock me?! I "accidentally" kill your brother, and you try to send me insane, by sticking me in the set of."Good Burger".
* Lightning hits a sign reading: "Brahms, thattaway! Hell, thissaway!*
Harry: *wipes a surprising amount of sweat from his forehead* I can still escape. Phew!
*More lightning is thrown down and hits the road, making it crumble, but still intact*
The sky: GAAAHhHAh..!
* One by one white stairs-supported by clouds-appear to the ground. A man in a white robe walks down gracefully, and starts kicking at the road until it crumbles into a large abyss*
*He looks at Harry and laughs, so Harry shoots him into the hole.*
Harry: Tell Sammy I said Hi! Wow! I am the king of one liners! *Harry glows gold for a second
So Harry left the restaurant and took the road to Silent Hill, where he found many new friends, such as skinned dog.
*Enter house on Levin Street*
*Harry walks in, He is wearing a fedora hat, a white t-shirt with a green tie and blue bellbottoms*
Harry: *throws hat in the air-and surprisingly- gets it square on the hook of his coat holder. He sits in the dining room and turns the TV on. No signal.* Hey, we have a new channel! Damn.it's a re-run. Hey, skin, where are you?
*Harry walks into Katana room, and sees Skinned Dog pinned to the floor by katana, on the wall there is a note:*
I Killed your pet dog for you!
You should be killing kiddies in Midwich by now!
We won't have time for Heather or James.so much for a collage! Now go, gimp! Yours, Dahlia.
Harry, upset and vewwy angwy at the nasty lady. Decides to head for, THE FRIDGE for something to eat.then to THE SCHOOL. To take his anger out on cute lil' demonic children with knives. Awww.
*Meanwhile, somewhere in Portland sewers*
Heather: *drying her hair with conveniently placed Dryer* hmm.I have a sudden urge to.
*Heather throws all of her weaponry into the water*
Heather: Damn. Well..this is it. *pulls rusty pipe out of her jacket pocket*
Heather: *throwing the pipe in* pleasepleaseplease! *The pipe is thrown back at her and knocks her backwards, making her un-grip the dryer. Causing it to fall into the water.*
=ZzZzZAAaAAP!=
Heather's weapons and an anime fairy bubbles up, Her long, beautiful blonde hair singed.Her White gown burnt to a skimpy bikini.
Heather: Da-yum girl! That outfit is hot! What's the code?
Fairy: X.x
Heather: *sighs and picks up her weapons.and the Gold and Silver pipes* hmm.Not too many scrapes and bumps.I would say $1000 for both..
* Heather continued to hustle to herself and somehow found a way to Hilltop centre.
*Now our lovely camera-man, myself.takes us to Paleville county.*
James: Could Mary really be in this town? I mean...the letter I received was in her hand-writing, and the words used matched her intelligence.but...it just.
*James opens up letter and reads again*
DeAr LiVinG UseD To Be HuSbanD, IT iS Me MaRy, I aM NoT DeAD!!1!! I Am In LakeViEw HTel, BuT I UrGe YoU To SeArCh EvErY OtHEr BuIlDiNg In SiLeNT HiLL, To GIVe ThE GaMe LoNGeR LiFe, AnD GiVE YoU ThE ChANcE Of MEEtInG A beautiful WomAN, Who WAlkS, TALkS, And AcTS Like Me, I MiGhT JuSt Be The NeXt BeSt ThiNg, BuT NoT LiKe Me! CoS I Am MarY, YeS I'M The ReAL Mary, All YoU OtHEr DeMoN LadiES WeRe MadE By A FaIrY, So WonT The ReaL Dead mAry, PLZ StanD Up, Plz Stand UP, PlZ StanD Up! oH, And If YoU HapPEn To MeEt a HunK CalLeD EDDiE DoMbRoWSki, TeLl HiM I SAiD Hi!
SiGNed,
YoUr Dea*scribbled out* NOT DEAD WiFe, MaRy!
Every time James read that letter, he got a feeling of intense pain, and in the end threw it into a well. James then walked back up to his car, and tried the ignition. This time with his keys. (He knew he forgot something last time) He reversed into a creature that appeared for the sole purpose of a gory ending, and drove into the large gate that had somehow appeared when James was.freshening up. The WELCOME sign, that was missing the L and last E, burst into flames and fell onto James' car. A large Grey thing hovered above and swooped down.
This is the end of chapter one.
I hope you enjoyed.I freshened it up a bit.so R&R!