A/N: This is only to show my friend Forbidden (yes that's her name, at least it's not Microphone) how to upload. She's new here, but she is a good humor writer!

So read this and laugh, please. Also, please note that this is VERY OOC and I just wrote it for the reason above.

KENSHIN AND SANO: A WEIRD ARGUEMENT.

Saito: I am the only person who can call you a moron. *puffs smoke out of his mouth*

Sano: *coughs and bats it away with his hands*

Kenshin: How girly!

Sano: Girly?!?! You calling ME girly?!?!

Kenshin: Yes, yes I am.

Sano: YOU'RE the one that's girly! With your feminine face! *squeezes Kenshin's cheek*

Kenshin: ACK!

Sano: The PINK shirt! *lifts up a sleeve on his shirt and points to it*

Kenshin: It's magenta.

Sano: I DON'T CARE!

Saito: *rolls eyes*

Sano: The fuffly pants that reach to Connecticut! *grabs a pantleg and shakes it*

Kenshin: HEY!

Saito: Wherever Connecticut is...

Sano: *grabs Kenshin's hair* And the LONG hair that's RED!!! *shakes Kenshin's hair*

Kenshin: LET GO! *pulls away from Sano*

Sano: And the violet eyes. WHAT A GIRLY COLOR! *jumps up and down angrily* You're VIOLET BOY KENSHIN! VIOLET VIOLET VIOLET BOY!

Kenshin: SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DUMBASS!

Sano: AND YOU JUST CALLED ME A--wait, you never call people dumbasses.

Kaoru: Haha, diss to you Sano!

Sano: *jumps up and down angrily* SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHU--

Kenshin: *kicks Sano in the butt*

Sano: OOW!!!!

Saito: You're right Battousai, he is girly.

Kenshin: That I was!

Sano: HEY! HEY HEY HEY! *jumps off screen angrily* ...don't kick me Kenshin.

A/N: Well there you have it. It's messed up but it's funny. If you want some cheering up you can get it here. Oh, and by the way, I love Kenshin, don't worry. That's why he kicked Sano's butt! Literally!