Disclaimer: I do not own Back to the Future or "Family Feud". In fact, I have no idea whatsoever who owns FF, but Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale own BTTF. VampDoc and his gang are the property of fellow Fanfiction.net author Flaming Trails. Go read her stories.
(Cue the classic, 1976 "Family Feud" theme song, and the original 1976 set. But something is out of place: The original podium has been replaced with something new with a sort of platform as well as the buzzers. What could it be for? A sweet-voiced announcer speaks.)
Announcer: It's time for the "Family Feud"!
(On the right side of the set, a backdrop lifts to show a group of 3 people and…two dogs posing.)
Announcer: Introducing, the "AL-'Verse Family"! Ready for action!
(The "family" jump out of the scenery to take their place at their podium. On the left side of the set, a backdrops lifts to show a group of 5 people posing.)
Announcer: And the "VampDoc-'Verse Family"! On your marks!
(The "family" jump out of the scenery to take their place at their podium.)
Announcer: Let's start…the "Family Feud"!
(The audience applauds.)
Announcer: With the star of "Family Feud" – or this one, anyway – Benjamin Del Ponte!
(A tall, green-eyed brown-haired guy with glasses comes out from backstage, dressed in a fancy-shmancy tux and carrying a hand-held microphone instead of one of those new-fangled clip-on ones.)
Ben: Thank you and welcome to the stolen set…
(One of the members of the AL-'Verse Family – Alien Lisa/AL – glares his way.)
Ben: Er… (coughs) the borrowed set and this very, very odd Back to the Future edition of "Family Feud".
AL: (clears throat)
Ben: (looks to her) What?
AL: (points towards the announcer's booth)
Ben: (not getting it) Huh?
AL: (annoyed) Oh, give me that. (comes out from behind the podium and swipes Ben's microphone.) You can be replaced… (clears throat) I want to extend an extra special welcome to our announcer, Charlie! (makes gesture to the cameraman)
(Camera pans to the announcer's booth, where a handsome guy, aged somewhere between the mid 20s to mid 30s, with short black hair and lovely brown eyes sits. He waves to everyone and blows a kiss to AL.)
Charlie: Thanks for including me in this one, too, Lisa.
AL: No problem. (hands Ben back his microphone) Continue. (heads back to her place) Oh, wait, where did you get that microphone?
Ben: I borrowed it from Bob Barker. We'll start over on my right. The VampDoc-'Verse Family. Give them a welcome.
(The audience cheers and applauds as Ben walks over to the first member of the family, Flaming Trails and takes her hand.)
Ben: How are you?
Flaming: Fine, Ben! We're very happy to be here!
Ben: Let's meet the gang, please.
Flaming: Sure! I want to introduce you to Vampire Doc…
VampDoc: Hello, Ben.
Flaming: Marty McFly…
VDMarty: Hiya!
Flaming: Jennifer Parker…
Jennifer: Hi, Ben!
Flaming: And my alter ego, Mysteria Jones!
Mystie: Hello!
Ben: Nice to know you. (gestures to the opposing family) Let's say hello to the AL-'Verse Family.
(The audience cheers and applauds as Ben walks over and takes Lisa's hand.)
AL: (raises eyebrow) You're only doing this because Richard Dawson owed me a favor and lent me his set.
Ben: Yeah. So, introduce us to your group.
AL: (brief glare) I brought Dr. Emmett Brown…
ALDoc: Hi.
AL: Marty McFly…
ALMarty: Hey!
AL: Einstein…
Einie: (barks)
AL: He says hello. And Copernicus.
Copernicus: (yips)
AL: He says hi.
Ben: Thanks. (turns to the audience) I'm sure you're wondering how two dogs are going to play this game. Well, that's what this is for. (indicates the new podium) We had it put in just for this purpose after we promised we'd put the set back the way we found it when we were done. The dogs will sit on these platforms and buzz in by jumping down. (he slams his hand down on one, making it beep and light up) It'll only react to that kind of weight. As for understanding what they say…
AL: (interrupts) I was gonna translate, but I figured that'd give us an unfair advantage. If I were hosting, I'd say "Tough, this is my show", but I'm not. Even though it's still my show. So, I brought someone over from my other game show to do the translating.
(From backstage, a golden droid shuffles out.)
C3PO: Oh, pardon me, Lisa, but wouldn't my being here classify this as a crossover?
AL: If you keep talking, it will. Just stand in a corner and translate and we should be fine.
C3PO: Oh, all –
AL: Zip it!
(He shuts up and takes his place.)
Ben: All right. Well, we're going to a commercial break, and when we come back, we'll start with round one.
(Lisa wastes no time in grabbing C3PO and high-tailing it off the set.)
VampDoc: Where's she off to?
Ben: To host her other show. We're down two members, now.
ALDoc: Two?
Ben: (nods) Charlie's the announcer for the other one, too.
Both Docs: Oh.
Ben: And, actually, I have an audience member pass, so I better get going, too. (he legs it)
ALMarty: Well, now we're down three members.
End part one.