Disclaimer: I still don't own the movie or the show or VampDoc and his gang. The surveys and answers I got from a real episode of "Family Feud". I'm lazy like that.

(Lisa returns, dragging C3PO by the arm. They take their places and Lisa indicates to Ben that he may start.)

Ben: Welcome back to the "Feud". Round one, let's go!

(The big board above the center podium rotates to one with 8 covered windows. Lisa and Flaming take their places at the podium, shake hands, and place them, palm down, on the panel by the buzzer.)

Ben: One hundred people surveyed. Top eight answers on the board. You gotta try to get the most popular answer. He's the question: Name of piece of information found on a birth certificate.

(Lisa buzzes in first.)

AL: Date of birth.

Ben: The date of birth.

(There's a DING! and the number one window flips over: DATE OF BIRTH – 45.)

Ben: Very good. Play or pass?

(Lisa confers with her team.)

AL: We'll play.

Ben: All right.

(Lisa goes back to her spot and Ben walks to Doc and shakes his hand.)

Ben: Piece of information found on a birth certificate.

ALDoc: Footprints.

Ben: Footprints.

(Buzzer sounds and the audience groans. Ben moves to Marty and shakes his hand.)

Ben: How are you?

ALMarty: Oh, fine. Good. Fine.

Ben: Piece of information found on a birth certificate.

ALMarty: Place of birth.

Ben: Place of birth.

(DING! The number 5 window flips over: CITY/PLACE OF BIRTH – 4. Ben moves to Einstein and pats him on the head.)

Ben: I feel really silly talking to a dog…

AL: Get on with it.

VampDoc: I do it all the time.

AL: So do I. Go on.

Ben: (sighs) Piece of information found on a birth certificate.

Einie: (barks his answer)

C3PO: "Weight of the baby".

Ben: (gives the droid a sidelong glance) Weight of the baby.

(DING! Number 3 window flips over: WEIGHT – 10. Ben moves on to Copernicus and pats his head.)

Ben: Well, think Copernicus could pick out a $100 lollipop out of the bunch? (indicates a bunch of tootsie roll pops in buckets, their sticks hidden, just ripe for the picking)

(Copernicus sniffs the pops, then gently picks one out. There is a black stripe on the stick.)

Ben: Very good. Okay, piece of info on a birth certificate.

Copernicus: (barks)

C3PO: "Parents' names".

Ben: Name of the parents!

(DING! Number 4 window flips over: PARENTS' NAMES – 5.)

Ben: Sure. (he goes over to Lisa and kisses her, taking a bit longer than necessary so that Doc has to clear his throat. Ben breaks it off and continues as if nothing out of the ordinary happened) Lisa, piece of information on a birth certificate.

AL: Um, name of the hospital.

Ben: Name of the hospital.

(DING! Window 8 flips over: HOSPITAL – 2. Ben moves to Doc again.)

Ben: Your answer?

ALDoc: Name of the doctor.

Ben: "Doctor-omo"!

(Lisa groans at Ben's attempt to sound like Richard Dawson. The buzzer sounds and Ben moves to Marty.)

ALMarty: How 'bout height?

Ben: If it's there, all right. If not, third strike. The height!

(Flaming and her group huddle to think of an answer to steal. The buzzer sounds. Ben goes over to Flaming's group.)

Ben: Not the height report, I guess. Three answers unrevealed. Come on down.

(Flaming's group returns to their spaces and urge the answer "baby's name".)

Flaming: Baby's name? Okay, we're gonna go with the name of the baby.

Ben: Get $66 if it's there. If not, we give it to Lisa and her group. The name of the baby.

(DING! Number two window flips over: BABY'S NAME – 27.)

Ben: You got it.

(The score of 66 flits its way to Flaming's side of the set.)

Ben: Sure. 6!

(Window 6 flips over: SEX – 4.)

Ben: 7.

(Window 7 flips over: TIME OF BIRTH – 3.)

Ben: End of round one. We'll be back right after this.

(Lisa takes C3PO and drags him off the set. Ben follows soon after.)

Jennifer: This sure is exciting!

End part two.