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stuff in this story and I'm still being lazy (see part 2).
(Ben is leaning against the center podium, awaiting Lisa's return, for he left the other set before she did. He doesn't have to wait long(er than he has already); she enters with C3PO at her heels. They take their places, and Ben resumes the game.)
Ben: 66 to nothing. Pair of Docs, come on.
(Ben, ALDoc and VampDoc take their places at the podium. The two Docs shake hands and assume the required position.)
Ben: (shaking VampDoc's hand) Nice to see you. 100 people surveyed. Top 6 answers on the board. Here's the question: What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and you're not the least bit tired?
(VampDoc buzzes in first.)
Ben: Yeah?
VampDoc: Read a book.
Ben: Read a book.
(DING! Window 1: READ – 56.)
Ben: Play or pass?
(VampDoc confers with his team.)
VampDoc: We'd like to play.
(Ben and VampDoc head over to the according team. VampDoc takes his place and Ben stands in front of VDMarty, pausing to shake his hand.)
Ben: Marty, good to see you. You wake up in the middle of the night. You're not the least bit tired. What do you do?
VDMarty: I think I'd watch TV.
Ben: Watch a little television.
(DING! Window 2: WATCH TV – 19.)
(Ben moves down to Jennifer and gives her a kiss. Behind his back, Lisa rolls her eyes. He was only kissing every female on the panels because they were using Richard Dawson's set.)
Ben: What would you do?
Jennifer: Uh, I can only think of…take a sleeping pill?
Ben: Oh, all right. Take a sleeping pill?
(BUZZ!)
Ben: Not there. First strike only.
(He moves to Mysteria and kisses her.)
Ben: Mystie. (gesturing to the lollipops) Pick out the right one, win $100.
(Mystie leans over and chooses a pop. It has a black stripe on the stick.)
Ben: Very good. Now, what're you gonna do? You wake up in the middle of the night not the least bit tired.
Mystie: (thinks) Well, if I wasn't what I am, I'd probably have a glass of milk.
(Ben doesn't question her response. He knows she can't tolerate human food and liquids like milk.)
Ben: Glass of milk? All right. Have a glass of milk!
(DING! Window 6: DRINK – 2.)
Ben: Drinks of all kinds. (He moves to Flaming and kisses her.) Flaming?
Flaming: How 'bout take a walk?
Ben: All right. Take a walk!
(BUZZ!)
(Ben moves down to VampDoc.)
Ben: Second strike.
VampDoc: Have a snack.
Ben: Let's see.
(DING! Window 5: EAT – 3.)
Ben: You got it!
(Ben moves to VDMarty.)
VDMarty: Go to the bathroom.
(Everyone on the set chuckles a little.)
Ben: Go to the bathroom. Do not pass go.
(BUZZ!)
(Ben crosses the set to Lisa's group, who are huddled in conversation.)
Ben: Not there. $80. Look, we can get into this game right now. We got two unrevealed answers.
(Lisa and her group take their places and confer once more on their final answer.)
Ben: What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and you're not the least bit tired?
AL: We say, um, listen to some music.
Ben: Okay. If it's there, you're on the board. Listen to music!
(BUZZ!)
Ben: (gesturing to Flaming and her group) You got it.
(There are dings and the 80 flits to the winners, making a total of 146.)
Ben: 3!
(DING! Window 3: GET UP/BEGIN DAY – 6.)
Ben: About 10AM, that's exciting. 4!
(DING! Window 4: LIE IN BED/TOSS & TURN – 6.)
(Ben turns to the audience.)
Ben: End of round two. We'll be back.
(He, Lisa, and C3PO all leave the set.)
Mystie: I'm starting to get whiplash from watching them go back and forth.
End part three.