Disclaimer: See part 4. Thank you to Flaming Trails for allowing me to use her characters for this. Thanks to Charlie for being you. Thanks Ben for hosting. Thanks Bob and Bob for creating such a fabulous trilogy, and thanks Game Show Network for playing "Family Feud". Love you, Richard Dawson!

(Ben returns to the set. AL and C3PO are no longer needed, though AL is off-set watching.)

Ben: (kisses Flaming's cheek and takes her hand) Okay, are you ready?

Flaming: As ready as I'll ever be.

Ben: 15 seconds, please.

Charlie: Ten-four.

Ben: Yeah, he's the timer guy, too. Tell me the air temperature that is just right for you.

Flaming: 70.

Ben: A fruit that you've never tasted.

Flaming: Guava.

Ben: A state that you rarely hear about.

Flaming: Kansas.

Ben: How often you bathe your dog.

Flaming: Once a month.

Ben: A city in Germany.

Flaming: Berlin!

(BUZZ!)

Ben: Berlin, she said. As in Irving. (they both turn to the big board) Very good. The air temperature that's just right for you. You said 70. Survey said?

(DING! 70 – 29)

Ben: A fruit you've never tasted. You said guava. Survey said?

(DING! GUAVA – 5)

Ben: A state you rarely hear about. You said confusion…oh, I mean Kansas. Survey said?

(BUZZ! KANSAS – 0)

Ben: Oh. How often you bathe your dog. You said once a month. Survey said?

(DING! ONCE/MONTH – 40)

Ben: A city in Germany. You said Berlin. Survey said?

(DING! BERLIN – 36. The total score is 110. The answers cover up for the next player.)

Ben: That's a good score. Go back to your place. Here's Doc.

(VampDoc walks in and shakes hands with Ben.)

Ben: Flaming did a good job. We need 90 points from you to get $5,000. Are you ready?

VampDoc: You bet.

Ben: Remind everyone what Flaming said. 20 seconds on the clock, please.

Charlie: You got it.

Ben: Tell me the air temperature that is just right for you.

VampDoc: 70 degrees.

(BUZZ BUZZ!)

Ben: Try again.

VampDoc: 75.

Ben: A fruit that you've never tasted.

VampDoc: Guava.

(BUZZ BUZZ!)

Ben: Try again.

VampDoc: Persimmon.

Ben: A state that you rarely hear about.

VampDoc: Connecticut.

Ben: How often you bathe your dog.

VampDoc: Once a week.

Ben: A city in Germany.

VampDoc: Frankfurt.

(DING DING DING!)

Ben: Turn around. (they both turn to the big board; the scores are on the right side instead of the left this time) You both started off with the same answers. The air temperature that's just right for you. The number 1 answer was 70 degrees. You said 75. Survey said?

(DING! 27 – 75)

Ben: A fruit you've never tasted. Kiwi was number 1. You said persimmon. Survey…

(DING! 4 – PERSIMMON)

Ben: A state you rarely hear about. Rhode Island, number 1. You said Connecticut. Survey said?

(BUZZ! 0 – CONNECTICUT)

Ben: You're not good at guessing unknown states. How often you bathe your dog. Once a month was number 1. You said once a week. Survey said?

(DING! 18 – ONCE/WEEK)

Ben: A city in Germany. Berlin, number 1. You said Frankfurt. Survey said?

(DING! 20 – FRANKFURT.)

(BUZZ!  The total score is 179.)

Ben: 179, $5.00 ever point. A total of?

(The score changes to 895.)

Ben: Well, $895 wasn't bad for 1976 and that's whose rules we're playing by.

(Flaming and her team come to join Ben down in front.)

Ben: Thanks for coming, everyone. We love you. We'll see you here on the "Feud". Bye-bye!

(The theme music plays and the credits roll.)

Charlie: This is Charlie speaking for "Family Feud". A Mark Goodson Television Production. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming and be sure to check out Lisa's "Star Wars: The Weakest Link" on Fanfiction.Net.

The end.