Shippo And The Sake
In the morning Kouga woke everyone up, "My sake is gone! So is Shippo but my sake is more important!" He ran around looking for the brown jug in which his sake is kept. Out of nowhere Shippo stumbled over to the group murdering something as his tail twitched behind him. "Lil' (hiccup) brown jug how (hiccup) I love theeeeee (hiccup)" He fell to the ground and looked at Kouga and sang drunkenly "99 bottles of sake on the wall (hiccup) 99 bottles of sake (hiccup hiccup) to bad for you I DRANK IT ALL! (Hiccup) 0 bottles of sake for you!"
"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE BASTARD YOU KNOW MY SAKE IS MY ONLY TRUE LOVE!" Kouga squealed. Miroku had to hold Kouga back so the wouldn't strangle Shippo. At that moment Shippo got up and walked over to Kagome and grabbed her hand, "(hiccup) How you doin'? You're pretty!" he said as he started to rub her arm.
Inu Yasha (who was sitting disgusted with his back to the group) got up and walked past Shippo and Kagome, apparently not noticing that Kagome was giving him the "If you don't help me I will kill you" look. He grabbed the jug of unfinished sake and downed it all. "I'm going to the loo" he murmured and walked away.
Kagome pulled herself away from Shippo; she grabbed him by the tail and threw him into a bush. She paused slightly and said, "So what are we doing today that doesn't involve killing me or Inu Yasha?" She looked over at Sessoumaru and Kikyo menacingly. Kikyo and Sessuormaru sighed at the same time because their plans had been ruined.
At that moment the cast heard a loud "flush" and Inu Yasha came back with a satisfied grin on his face and a newspaper under his arm. "The deed is done" he said and happily skipped away. As he departed a long role of toilet paper dragged behind him attached to his foot (mind you, he doesn't wear shoes). A sweat drop formed on the back of every ones head. No one had ever seen Inu Yasha skip before. Sango turned to Kagome, "You better leave him alone today he's a little too happy" she said sounding a little scared. "Oh no way, I know how to get him back to his angry old self." Kagome cleared her thought and stepped forward. Before anyone knew what was going on she opened her mouth and what did she say? Yep you guessed it.."SIT BOY!!"
All of a sudden a giant cloud of dust appeared in the direction where Inu Yasha was skipping. A loud 'uuuugggg' sound was heard in the distance and shortly after Inu Yasha came limping back. "Damnit woman, you almost killed me that time."
"Too bad she didn't." mumbled Sessuormaru, as Rin grabbed onto his little kimono thingy, apparently scared of Sessuormaru's loud mouth brother. Inu looked at her with a grin not knowing that Kagome was yelling at him. "Damnit, leave her alone she so little and you are just a big scary jerk!" she said as she slapped him on the back of the head. "I was just playing" groaned the half demon "you didn't have to hit me.."
In the morning Kouga woke everyone up, "My sake is gone! So is Shippo but my sake is more important!" He ran around looking for the brown jug in which his sake is kept. Out of nowhere Shippo stumbled over to the group murdering something as his tail twitched behind him. "Lil' (hiccup) brown jug how (hiccup) I love theeeeee (hiccup)" He fell to the ground and looked at Kouga and sang drunkenly "99 bottles of sake on the wall (hiccup) 99 bottles of sake (hiccup hiccup) to bad for you I DRANK IT ALL! (Hiccup) 0 bottles of sake for you!"
"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE BASTARD YOU KNOW MY SAKE IS MY ONLY TRUE LOVE!" Kouga squealed. Miroku had to hold Kouga back so the wouldn't strangle Shippo. At that moment Shippo got up and walked over to Kagome and grabbed her hand, "(hiccup) How you doin'? You're pretty!" he said as he started to rub her arm.
Inu Yasha (who was sitting disgusted with his back to the group) got up and walked past Shippo and Kagome, apparently not noticing that Kagome was giving him the "If you don't help me I will kill you" look. He grabbed the jug of unfinished sake and downed it all. "I'm going to the loo" he murmured and walked away.
Kagome pulled herself away from Shippo; she grabbed him by the tail and threw him into a bush. She paused slightly and said, "So what are we doing today that doesn't involve killing me or Inu Yasha?" She looked over at Sessoumaru and Kikyo menacingly. Kikyo and Sessuormaru sighed at the same time because their plans had been ruined.
At that moment the cast heard a loud "flush" and Inu Yasha came back with a satisfied grin on his face and a newspaper under his arm. "The deed is done" he said and happily skipped away. As he departed a long role of toilet paper dragged behind him attached to his foot (mind you, he doesn't wear shoes). A sweat drop formed on the back of every ones head. No one had ever seen Inu Yasha skip before. Sango turned to Kagome, "You better leave him alone today he's a little too happy" she said sounding a little scared. "Oh no way, I know how to get him back to his angry old self." Kagome cleared her thought and stepped forward. Before anyone knew what was going on she opened her mouth and what did she say? Yep you guessed it.."SIT BOY!!"
All of a sudden a giant cloud of dust appeared in the direction where Inu Yasha was skipping. A loud 'uuuugggg' sound was heard in the distance and shortly after Inu Yasha came limping back. "Damnit woman, you almost killed me that time."
"Too bad she didn't." mumbled Sessuormaru, as Rin grabbed onto his little kimono thingy, apparently scared of Sessuormaru's loud mouth brother. Inu looked at her with a grin not knowing that Kagome was yelling at him. "Damnit, leave her alone she so little and you are just a big scary jerk!" she said as she slapped him on the back of the head. "I was just playing" groaned the half demon "you didn't have to hit me.."