Who The Hell?
"That doesn't answer his question" interrupted Kagome who was agreeing with Inu Yasha for the first time in this fan fic.
"Yes. You're right. How rude of us" said the girl on the left." You can call me Satan or Setnyo, which is just a shorter version of my name. It would take you three years to say the first letter of my true name. I am the ruler of hell.
"And I am Vany, you can call me that or God but I prefer Vany. And I am the ruler of heaven." Added the blue haired girl, her speech not as long as the first one.
"Setnyo, ruler of hell and Vany who is basically god? That makes no sense, why would God and Satan be hanging out together? And where are your wings and horns and stuff?" asked Kagome.
"Donno really." Said both girls at the same time. "We have wings and stuff but teleporting is a hell of a lot more fun, and plus you get a cool puff of smoke!" answered Setnyo as she teleported and was sitting right in front of Miroku. He started coughing from the red smoke. Vany teleported to a tree branch but was blinded by the blue smoke and missed the branch.
"Maybe you should use your wings?" said Kikyo to Vany; she had to yell over Set-Chan's laughing.
"Good idea" all of a sudden a cloud formed over Vany and she had white- feathered wings on her back. "That was cool huh? Setnyo show them your wings!" Everyone looked at Setnyo and waited.
"Ok fine, pervert you might want to move," she said standing up as Miroku backed away. A black cloud formed around her and when it disappeared she had wings also, except hers were black bat like wings.
"It appears that they really are God and Satan," said Myoga as he jumped onto Inu Yasha's shoulder.
"Well what are you hear for then?" said Miroku as he held onto Setnyo's arm. Vany walked to Sessuormaru and started playing with his tail/boa thing.
"We are here to look out for you, just to make sure that you don't get into a lot of trouble stuff like that. Don't mind us." Said Setnyo.
"Yes I'll make sure you're safe! You'll never be out of my site!" said Vany to Sessuormaru. Setnyo pulled her arm away from Miroku and threw a rock at Vany, who picked up where Set-Chan left off.
"We are here to also make sure that everything goes right. You see, we have your lives written out for you, and you have to follow them or you will mess everything up for the entire world" finished Vany.
"That's right," agreed Setnyo. "Hey haven't I seen you before?" she said as she flew over to Kikyo. At that moment a giant scroll appeared in her hands and she stared reading it.
"I'm Kikyo" she started to explain in her dull 'life sucks kill me now' way. "A priestess until.." Setnyo cut her off in mid-sentence.
"Yes I know who you are, Kikyo, a priestess until Naraku killed you reborn as Kagome blah, blah, blah, and now you want to kill her. We know everything about you all." She said calmly.
"Yes and shame on you Miroku," added Vany
"Oh shut up you know you made him like that in case you ever had to come to earth!" said Setnyo as her eyebrow twitched.
"Yes I know, but that was only to keep you away from me for a while" added Vany
" And what do you mean by THAT?!" screamed Setnyo. It was apparent that she had a problem holding back a temper.
"Well, I made Mirkou to keep you away so I could get Kouga or Sessuormaru for myself, it all depends on who I choose. You can have Inu Yasha if you want him or even Miroku but not my two agreed?" said Vany calmly.
"Whatever" snorted Setnyo "Sess-Chan smells like pickles anyway. Maybe I should have made him have a better taste in clothes too."
"WHAT!??!" screamed Vany. By this time the two were fighting in a weird language so no one could understand. The others just sat down and watched as God and Satan fought. It was like watching a movie in Japanese when you are a carrot. Don't ask me what that means.
"Well anyway" said Setnyo changing the subject quickly. She was now talking in a language the others could understand. "Maybe we should be going now." She flew up into the air followed by Vany.
"Go where?" asked Sessuormaru and Inu at the same time. (Which was kind of creepy) "Oh yeah, there is a lake around these trees" explained Vany. "You guys need a shower if we are going to go anywhere today, god you smell like dogs." She said pointing at Inu Yasha, Shippo and Sessuormaru.
"Fine lets go!" said Sango. "I think all the boys need a bath."
"What about you?" asked Inu Yasha. "You don't smell to good either. It's not like you take a bath every day you know."
"Well yeah I know. I think there is a different lake around here though" added Sango.
"Yes there is, the girls go west the boys go east and we will meet back here in two hours." Instructed Setnyo. "Vany one of us will have to go and watch over the boys but you have to." she couldn't finish her sentence.
"I'll do it!" volunteered Vany happily.
"You do know that you have to make sure you don't do anything that could change the scrolls right?" added Setnyo.
"I know I know" yelled Vany as she flew away after the boys.
"I think I should have been god" groaned Setnyo as a sweat drop formed on the side of her face.
"That doesn't answer his question" interrupted Kagome who was agreeing with Inu Yasha for the first time in this fan fic.
"Yes. You're right. How rude of us" said the girl on the left." You can call me Satan or Setnyo, which is just a shorter version of my name. It would take you three years to say the first letter of my true name. I am the ruler of hell.
"And I am Vany, you can call me that or God but I prefer Vany. And I am the ruler of heaven." Added the blue haired girl, her speech not as long as the first one.
"Setnyo, ruler of hell and Vany who is basically god? That makes no sense, why would God and Satan be hanging out together? And where are your wings and horns and stuff?" asked Kagome.
"Donno really." Said both girls at the same time. "We have wings and stuff but teleporting is a hell of a lot more fun, and plus you get a cool puff of smoke!" answered Setnyo as she teleported and was sitting right in front of Miroku. He started coughing from the red smoke. Vany teleported to a tree branch but was blinded by the blue smoke and missed the branch.
"Maybe you should use your wings?" said Kikyo to Vany; she had to yell over Set-Chan's laughing.
"Good idea" all of a sudden a cloud formed over Vany and she had white- feathered wings on her back. "That was cool huh? Setnyo show them your wings!" Everyone looked at Setnyo and waited.
"Ok fine, pervert you might want to move," she said standing up as Miroku backed away. A black cloud formed around her and when it disappeared she had wings also, except hers were black bat like wings.
"It appears that they really are God and Satan," said Myoga as he jumped onto Inu Yasha's shoulder.
"Well what are you hear for then?" said Miroku as he held onto Setnyo's arm. Vany walked to Sessuormaru and started playing with his tail/boa thing.
"We are here to look out for you, just to make sure that you don't get into a lot of trouble stuff like that. Don't mind us." Said Setnyo.
"Yes I'll make sure you're safe! You'll never be out of my site!" said Vany to Sessuormaru. Setnyo pulled her arm away from Miroku and threw a rock at Vany, who picked up where Set-Chan left off.
"We are here to also make sure that everything goes right. You see, we have your lives written out for you, and you have to follow them or you will mess everything up for the entire world" finished Vany.
"That's right," agreed Setnyo. "Hey haven't I seen you before?" she said as she flew over to Kikyo. At that moment a giant scroll appeared in her hands and she stared reading it.
"I'm Kikyo" she started to explain in her dull 'life sucks kill me now' way. "A priestess until.." Setnyo cut her off in mid-sentence.
"Yes I know who you are, Kikyo, a priestess until Naraku killed you reborn as Kagome blah, blah, blah, and now you want to kill her. We know everything about you all." She said calmly.
"Yes and shame on you Miroku," added Vany
"Oh shut up you know you made him like that in case you ever had to come to earth!" said Setnyo as her eyebrow twitched.
"Yes I know, but that was only to keep you away from me for a while" added Vany
" And what do you mean by THAT?!" screamed Setnyo. It was apparent that she had a problem holding back a temper.
"Well, I made Mirkou to keep you away so I could get Kouga or Sessuormaru for myself, it all depends on who I choose. You can have Inu Yasha if you want him or even Miroku but not my two agreed?" said Vany calmly.
"Whatever" snorted Setnyo "Sess-Chan smells like pickles anyway. Maybe I should have made him have a better taste in clothes too."
"WHAT!??!" screamed Vany. By this time the two were fighting in a weird language so no one could understand. The others just sat down and watched as God and Satan fought. It was like watching a movie in Japanese when you are a carrot. Don't ask me what that means.
"Well anyway" said Setnyo changing the subject quickly. She was now talking in a language the others could understand. "Maybe we should be going now." She flew up into the air followed by Vany.
"Go where?" asked Sessuormaru and Inu at the same time. (Which was kind of creepy) "Oh yeah, there is a lake around these trees" explained Vany. "You guys need a shower if we are going to go anywhere today, god you smell like dogs." She said pointing at Inu Yasha, Shippo and Sessuormaru.
"Fine lets go!" said Sango. "I think all the boys need a bath."
"What about you?" asked Inu Yasha. "You don't smell to good either. It's not like you take a bath every day you know."
"Well yeah I know. I think there is a different lake around here though" added Sango.
"Yes there is, the girls go west the boys go east and we will meet back here in two hours." Instructed Setnyo. "Vany one of us will have to go and watch over the boys but you have to." she couldn't finish her sentence.
"I'll do it!" volunteered Vany happily.
"You do know that you have to make sure you don't do anything that could change the scrolls right?" added Setnyo.
"I know I know" yelled Vany as she flew away after the boys.
"I think I should have been god" groaned Setnyo as a sweat drop formed on the side of her face.