Damn Chapter Three Was Long
Two hours later everyone gathered back by the camp. Inu Yasha smelled like
a wet dog and God and Satan were flying above the group talking again.
"Wait a sec." said Setnyo suspiciously. "Why is your lipstick smeared? And where the HELL did you get that fifty dollars?!" When she said 'fifty' it came out 'fidy', normally she would correct herself but today she didn't care. It seemed like everyone was talking funny that day anyway. Vany just smiled and laughed.
"WHAT THE HELL? I TOLD YOU NOT TO MESS ANYTHING UP!" screeched Set-Chan in that language again.
"I didn't see look" Vany handed her pissed off friend a large scroll and she started reading it.
".. Okay.yeah...VANY!!!!" She quickly threw the scroll back to Vany who was laughing madly. "We can do that?" she asked
"I guess so," answered Vany. At that moment Setnyo pulled a giant red and black spatula out of nowhere and hit Vany on the back of the head with.
"Your worse then Miroku-sama" she said with a sigh as she floated back down towards the group.
Shippo had recovered slightly from the sake and Kouga was still crying over it. Vany lowered to the ground and let him cry on her shoulder. Sango was talking with Kagome who was not listening because she was looking at Inu Yasha. He was sitting in a tree, staring at the sky and waiting for a good reason to say 'Feh!' Sesshoumaru was sitting by a different tree and was reading a story to little Rin who was half asleep. Miroku was doing whatever the hell he does which, this time happened to be sitting back staring at Setnyo with large googly eyes. Yes, I did say googly. Kikyo was sitting by the rock that Setnyo was sitting on and they were talking about God knows what. Really, she knows. Setnyo was also was lighting little ants unfire saying that they did not deserve to live knowing that they got out of a once perfect line. Kikyo found this quite funny although she had lost the ability to laugh. That was about all, other then that fact that Jaken had landed in a large tree and was holding on for dear life so the demons below wouldn't eat him. It was peaceful, but this is my fan fic so you know that won't last long.
Of course the moment had to be ruined by the most evil person in feudal Japan, Nakaru. Although there seemed to be something wrong with him today, other then what was wrong with him before. He just walked in out of nowhere and started talking to Sesshoumaru.
"I have found your lackey," he said handing Jaken to Sesshoumaru and sitting down. "No need to thank me." Jaken must have been under a spell or just on his little drugs that he takes (your not supposed to know about those) because he was in a passed out/high state claiming that he was seeing little choochoo trains.
"I didn't want him back," Sesshoumaru said as he lifted up Jaken and threw him in the air. "I don't want to see that pain in the ass ever again, he's always getting between me and my Rin."
"Oh.. if that's how you feel, I think I better leave" Nakaru got up and started to walk away. "I guess you don't want these;" he stopped and turned around quickly "WAFFELS!"
"Umm" Sesshoumaru paused for a moment then looked at Naraku with a smile. "Rin sick him!" Rin jumped up and started chasing Naraku. It makes you wonder why the most evil person in feudal Japan was scared of an eight year old. I don't know either. You should ask him.
"I know that I didn't write that in the scrolls" Vany said in her mind. She turned to Setnyo who was looking at her and laughing.
"WHAT!? Life has to be funny at times." Shrugged Setnyo as Miroku walked over to her.
"Hey, you and God, uh Vany look about sixteen, how old are you anyway?" he asked slowly and in a pleasant voice. Oh course this was the kind of question that would get him slapped and probably knocked out for a while.
"Well, if you really want to know," she said raising her arms up and making then both float up into the air. Miroku didn't really like heights but he didn't really say anything because, well he's Miroku and he doesn't do that." We are older then that lake, that mountain, those trees. We just never age. In all we are about four billion years old. It's strange how time flys when you are writing history. It's lonely too. Just Vany and I. You think that we would know everyone and we do. But no one knows us. Not the real us."
She finished and Miroku just stared at her. "You can do anything right? Why don't you just make someone for you as company? It's not like anyone bosses you around or anything."
"We cannot do that. I have to make someone for Vany and vice versa, it's a weird twist of fate because I have no input on who she makes. No one is right. She just latches on to someone at any random moment. I cannot do that as easily." Setnyo said looking at Vany who was mooched up against Kouga. "I guess that I'm better at making people then she is." She added with a small smile. "I guess you want to go back down right?"
"No lets just stay here for a while," Miroku answered "I like it here." He said as he and Set-Chan gazed over in the same direction.
"Miroku-sama" said Setnyo quietly.
"Hmm?" he sat still staring into nothing.
"Your kind of cute when you're not being a pervert." Mirkou looked at Setnyo and smiled, not saying anything.
"Wow" he thought, "I've never heard that before."
"Wait a sec." said Setnyo suspiciously. "Why is your lipstick smeared? And where the HELL did you get that fifty dollars?!" When she said 'fifty' it came out 'fidy', normally she would correct herself but today she didn't care. It seemed like everyone was talking funny that day anyway. Vany just smiled and laughed.
"WHAT THE HELL? I TOLD YOU NOT TO MESS ANYTHING UP!" screeched Set-Chan in that language again.
"I didn't see look" Vany handed her pissed off friend a large scroll and she started reading it.
".. Okay.yeah...VANY!!!!" She quickly threw the scroll back to Vany who was laughing madly. "We can do that?" she asked
"I guess so," answered Vany. At that moment Setnyo pulled a giant red and black spatula out of nowhere and hit Vany on the back of the head with.
"Your worse then Miroku-sama" she said with a sigh as she floated back down towards the group.
Shippo had recovered slightly from the sake and Kouga was still crying over it. Vany lowered to the ground and let him cry on her shoulder. Sango was talking with Kagome who was not listening because she was looking at Inu Yasha. He was sitting in a tree, staring at the sky and waiting for a good reason to say 'Feh!' Sesshoumaru was sitting by a different tree and was reading a story to little Rin who was half asleep. Miroku was doing whatever the hell he does which, this time happened to be sitting back staring at Setnyo with large googly eyes. Yes, I did say googly. Kikyo was sitting by the rock that Setnyo was sitting on and they were talking about God knows what. Really, she knows. Setnyo was also was lighting little ants unfire saying that they did not deserve to live knowing that they got out of a once perfect line. Kikyo found this quite funny although she had lost the ability to laugh. That was about all, other then that fact that Jaken had landed in a large tree and was holding on for dear life so the demons below wouldn't eat him. It was peaceful, but this is my fan fic so you know that won't last long.
Of course the moment had to be ruined by the most evil person in feudal Japan, Nakaru. Although there seemed to be something wrong with him today, other then what was wrong with him before. He just walked in out of nowhere and started talking to Sesshoumaru.
"I have found your lackey," he said handing Jaken to Sesshoumaru and sitting down. "No need to thank me." Jaken must have been under a spell or just on his little drugs that he takes (your not supposed to know about those) because he was in a passed out/high state claiming that he was seeing little choochoo trains.
"I didn't want him back," Sesshoumaru said as he lifted up Jaken and threw him in the air. "I don't want to see that pain in the ass ever again, he's always getting between me and my Rin."
"Oh.. if that's how you feel, I think I better leave" Nakaru got up and started to walk away. "I guess you don't want these;" he stopped and turned around quickly "WAFFELS!"
"Umm" Sesshoumaru paused for a moment then looked at Naraku with a smile. "Rin sick him!" Rin jumped up and started chasing Naraku. It makes you wonder why the most evil person in feudal Japan was scared of an eight year old. I don't know either. You should ask him.
"I know that I didn't write that in the scrolls" Vany said in her mind. She turned to Setnyo who was looking at her and laughing.
"WHAT!? Life has to be funny at times." Shrugged Setnyo as Miroku walked over to her.
"Hey, you and God, uh Vany look about sixteen, how old are you anyway?" he asked slowly and in a pleasant voice. Oh course this was the kind of question that would get him slapped and probably knocked out for a while.
"Well, if you really want to know," she said raising her arms up and making then both float up into the air. Miroku didn't really like heights but he didn't really say anything because, well he's Miroku and he doesn't do that." We are older then that lake, that mountain, those trees. We just never age. In all we are about four billion years old. It's strange how time flys when you are writing history. It's lonely too. Just Vany and I. You think that we would know everyone and we do. But no one knows us. Not the real us."
She finished and Miroku just stared at her. "You can do anything right? Why don't you just make someone for you as company? It's not like anyone bosses you around or anything."
"We cannot do that. I have to make someone for Vany and vice versa, it's a weird twist of fate because I have no input on who she makes. No one is right. She just latches on to someone at any random moment. I cannot do that as easily." Setnyo said looking at Vany who was mooched up against Kouga. "I guess that I'm better at making people then she is." She added with a small smile. "I guess you want to go back down right?"
"No lets just stay here for a while," Miroku answered "I like it here." He said as he and Set-Chan gazed over in the same direction.
"Miroku-sama" said Setnyo quietly.
"Hmm?" he sat still staring into nothing.
"Your kind of cute when you're not being a pervert." Mirkou looked at Setnyo and smiled, not saying anything.
"Wow" he thought, "I've never heard that before."