Out of nowhere a mysterious voice spoke to me it said "You are in the Gerudos fortress little one." I replied to the unseen "Show yourself, who are you?" Then, out of nowhere (again) a mare came trotting from a high hill, "I am Shining Desert, lead mare of the desert."*Desert Sands' jaw dropped then he bowed. "So sorry, I didn't know you were lead mare!" She replied "You know, if you the pass the test, you can be the heir to the throne." I wondered "What is the test?" So she told me "Do what ever I say for one day, starting today, now, get me an apple and water." So I stole stuff all day for the mare. The next morning was hot, everything I touch seemed to melt from sweat. The "two leggeds" ran around like they were looking for something, one came to check on me, then she saw all the food by me. She called her friends over to see the food they were looking for. They went inside to have a conference about the food. I heard some of it, "This has to be a non-funny joke."
"Nope, it's real."
"I say since he is basically all about a bandit, let's name him Bandit."
My new name, not Desert Sand, but Bandit? I could no longer hear anything they said. Shining Desert walked over to me and announced that I was the heir to the throne. Someone let me go outside to play (luckily), I started to run away, I tried to run out of the desert, but there was a gate blocking the exit. I ran back into the hide-out again. I screamed, "Ahhhh! Why can't I find a way out?!" Out of no where, a charming voice said, "Aww, it would be sad if you had to leave so soon. We didn't even meet." So I responded (of course) *sigh* "This mysterious voice thing is getting old, so who are you? Don't worry, I will try to act surprised when I find out you are lead stallion." Shining Desert said, "I'm not married." The mysterious voice said, "Eww, of course I'm not a smelly, slimy, rugged, no-brained, nagging boy. I'm a smart, clean, smooth, nice girl." Hey, I'm not slimy. *sticks out tongue* The girl jumped off the roof. I nagged, "The coming off of high places is old also." The filly replied, "You know the only reason we are doing this is to annoy you." Surprisingly a lot of horses popped out of high places and holes and said, "Yeeeaaahhhh." Me, *grrr* "How did--never mind. What is your name?" Then she replied, "My name is Fire Angel." A/N: Now, I am the little sister of Princess of the Dark, and if you don't stop talking about my age she will sick her poes on you! MWWWAAAHHAAAAAAAA!