A note from the doink:
Thankies all of you for your sugoi reviews! *glomps reviewers*
yuki(nuriko): ^^ thankies…I hope you enjoy this new chapter!
Meroko: I'm glad you like Takuto's nickname bestowed on him by Meroko…doinkies spent hours thinking of the perfect cutesy name for Takuto…unfortunately, Takuto happens to be my new muse, since the doink muses I had earlier didn't do a very good job. *glares at doink muses* So, I'm sure Takuto won't appreciate doinkies calling him "Takkie-kins". :P
Aiko: Three reviews! I'm glad you thought my fic was cute. I got the idea from a similar fic called Albus Dumbledore's Inbox, which as you can guess from the title, features Harry Potter characters. doinkies liked the idea ^-^ And don't worry, I'll have e-mail from Chiaki and Access coming up soon. I'll definitely have them do questionnaires at least ^^ (evil grin while Chiaki and Access slowly back away from the weird fangirl doink…) As for Mitsuki…you'll have to read this chapter for her appearance!
Disclaimer: If I did own all these characters, doinkies would be filthy rich by now. But she isn't, so the characters still belong to Arina Tanemura, Shueisha, Ribon Comics, yadda yadda yadda…so don't sue!
Now, let's poke around inside another installment of…
KOUYAMA MITSUKI'S INBOX!
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From: The King king@earth.ea
To: Chokora chocolatebot@earth.ea, Kouyama Mitsuki fullmoon@fullmoon.co.jp, Takuto nekokun@negi-ramen.co.jp, Meroko usagichan@negi-ramen.co.jp, Wakaouji-sensei wakaouji@tokyobyouin.co.jp, Ooshige Masami ooshige@seedrecords.co.jp, Kusakabe Maron maron@allalone.com, Nagoya Chiaki maronsnextdoorneighbor@wahoo.co.jp, Fin Fish fin@tenshi.com, Access Time access@tenshi.com, Suomi Kyoko kyoko@earth.ea, Jin Sakataki guardian@earth.ea
Subject: Re: Fwd: Fwd: A great cause
Chokora,
I am sorry to have to respond like this, but really, could you stop it with the chain letters? I've been getting dozens lately from you, and they all seem to have been forwarded to you by somebody named "Chii", who got it from someone named "Astroboy", who got it from "The Anime/Manga Robots/Androids/Cyborgs Association". Whoever this "Chii" person is, could you please tell him/her/it to stop sending so many chain letters? It puts quite a strain in my inbox. Thank you.
The King.
The King
email: king@earth.ea
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From: Sexxy Bishies webmaster@sexxxybishies.net
To: Kouyama Mitsuki fullmoon@fullmoon.co.jp
Subject: The hottest bishounen pics on one page!
Hey girls!
Wanna see hot, steamy pictures of all your favorite bishounen?
We have pics of Sakataki, Hizuki, Takuto and all the rest as you've never seen them before!
Don't drool on your keyboards now, girls!
To see all the bishie action go to:
http://www.doinkydoinkydoink.com/bishies/hot/bishieindex.html
18 & Up Only!
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You have received this mail because you indicated you wanted to get offers from other companies. To remove yourself, send an email to hahahaha@sucker.com and put REMOVE in the subject line.
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From: Meroko usagichan@negi-ramen.co.jp
To: Kouyama Mitsuki fullmoon@fullmoon.co.jp, Takuto nekokun@negi-ramen.co.jp, Wakaouji-sensei wakaouji@tokyobyouin.co.jp, Ooshige Masami ooshige@seedrecords.co.jp, Kusakabe Maron maron@allalone.com, Nagoya Chiaki maronsnextdoorneighbor@wahoo.co.jp, Fin Fish fin@tenshi.com, Access Time access@tenshi.com, Suomi Kyoko kyoko@earth.ea, Jin Sakataki guardian@earth.ea,
Chokora chocolatebot@earth.ea, The King king@earth.ea
Subject: We'll stop that spammer dead in his tracks!
Hi there,
Did any of you get that stupid "Sexxxy Bishies" spam that claimed to have racy pics of Sakataki-kun, Hizuki-kun, and Takkie-kins?
They won't be around much longer, though. Here's a reply from Maron-chan's private e-mail account:
From: Kaitou Jeanne imnotmaron@coldmail.co.jp
To: webmaster@sexxxybishies.net
Subject: no subject
Hello there,
After receiving your commercial mailing, I decided to submit something for
your site. It's a screensaver. The screensaver is attached to this e-mail.
Enjoy!
Attached: shinicurse.exe
The file is actually a shinigami curse I did after I got the spam. It turned the pictures on the site into that picture of an angel that always shows up after Jeanne seals a painting, and it also got "Mori no Otomodachi" stuck permanently in the webmaster's head.
After all, NOBODY MESSES WITH TAKKIE-KINS!
And the "sexy pictures" are really pictures with Takuto's head stuck on some other body. Rather funny actually. :P
Meroko.
~Meroko Yui~
Chief Shinigami, Negi Ramen Team
Visit us at http://www.shinigami.co.jp!
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(Now, let's go into Kouyama Mitsuki's Outbox-a sampling of letters from Mitsuki.)
From: Kouyama Mitsuki fullmoon@fullmoon.co.jp
To: Ooshige-san ooshige@seedrecords.co.jp
Subject: Re: Reminder
Ooshige-san:
Hai! I'll meet you at the studio at about 3:00.
Mitsuki
00--Full Moon - the new idol sensation.--00
http://www.fullmoon.co.jp
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From: Kouyama Mitsuki fullmoon@fullmoon.co.jp
To: Takuto nekokun@negi-ramen.co.jp, Meroko usagichan@negi-ramen.co.jp, Wakaouji-sensei wakaouji@tokyobyouin.co.jp, Ooshige Masami ooshige@seedrecords.co.jp, Kusakabe Maron maron@allalone.com, Nagoya Chiaki maronsnextdoorneighbor@wahoo.co.jp, Fin Fish fin@tenshi.com, Access Time access@tenshi.com, Suomi Kyoko kyoko@earth.ea, Jin Sakataki guardian@earth.ea, Chokora chocolatebot@earth.ea, The King king@earth.ea
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Questionnaire
I got this questionnaire from Meroko. I thought it was fun so I filled it out! ^^
Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Kouyama Mitsuki
Nicknames: Micchan (by Eichi-kun)
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 12 candles. Wakaouji-sensei surprised me with a cake he made himself. ^^
Date you regularly blow them out: 8th July
Height: short compared to Takuto…
Eye color: Brown.
Hair color: Brown.
Piercings: I don't have any
Tattoos: Look above.
How much do you love your job?: I like my job a lot. I've always wanted to be a singer. and someday, I want to see Eichi-kun again.
Birthplace: a small town near Tokyo
Favorite place lived?: the Hiiragi-en, because I met Eichi-kun there.
Current residence: Grandma's house in Tokyo. For some reason, Grandma doesn't like me being in her house. I think it's because of my tumor…she thinks I'm "unclean" and will somehow pollute the house…so she puts me in my own house…
Been to Europe?: No. I might go there on a world tour, though.
Been in love before?: Eichi-kun is my one and only love.
Been to America?: I want to go there and see Eichi-kun…
Been in a car accident?: No…my dad was, though…
2 door or 4 (on a car)?: 4.
Windows or Macintosh?: Windows
Coke or Pepsi?: Never drank either. Grandma thinks Coke and Pepsi are the worst things in the world for children.
Favorite Movie: I like "Mr. Holland's Opus"…
Favorite Disney Character: Tanaka-san would take me to all the Disney movies when I was a kid…my favorite character is Milo from Atlantis, he reminds me of Eichi-kun.
Favorite holiday: Christmas.
Favorite foods: er, probably miso soup…
Favorite Day of the week: I like all of them. ^^
Favorite TV show: Utaban! I watch it when Grandma lets me watch TV. But when I was little, I had to sit through EVERY episode of Sazae-san…ugh..watching that show is like watching grass grow
Favorite outdoor activity: When Grandma allows me to go out, I like to walk in the yard.
Favorite indoor activity: I like to read.
Favorite non-alcoholic drink: water
When was your last hospital visit?: I went a few days ago for a checkup.
What color is your bedroom carpet?: An ordinary color…
Have you ever been arrested?: No
What store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Three words: Tower Records Shibuya.
Most annoying thing is: Why Grandma won't let me outside.
Who will respond to this the fastest: Takuto…
Who will most likely not respond: I doubt Access will.
Which person you're sending this to have you known the longest??: Wakaouji-sensei.
00--Full Moon - the new idol sensation.--00
http://www.fullmoon.co.jp
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I hope you enjoyed the chapter ^^ Please review. Flames will be used to roast Eichi-kun over an open fire.
~doink-chan