A note from the doink:
doinkies is baaaaaaaaack! And Chapter 7 is finally up! Sorry for the long wait but doinkies has been extremely busy, so busy that doinkies couldn't put up a fanfic! I did put up a parody short story entitled "Mary Sue wo Sagashite", though. I got the idea after reading a horrid FMoS Mary Sue story.
Scarlet Rose and Aiko: Thanks for your nice comments. Yes, the manga is continuing, it is still running in Ribon every month as I type this, and the latest chapter is about Meroko's past. There are 3 tankies out so far and doinkies has them all. Do get them, and go to www. pinkchibi . org / ribbon for translations (remove the spaces in between). The earlier translations are kind of doinky, but the webmaster will get somebody to re-edit them.
Mika: I would put Eichi-kun's emails, but unfortunately, Eichi-kun has *SPOILER* kicked the bucket *END SPOILER*. And good riddance.
Arabella Silverbell: Yes, I shall continue roasting Eichi-kun!
dytia: Don't worry, there will be plenty of Izumi goodness in this chapter. And am I the only one who finds Jonathan to be really, really annoying?
Jo-Ryan Salazar: thankees :D
Disclaimer: All the characters in this fic belong to Arina Tanemura and Shueisha.
Now, let's have another whack at…
KOUYAMA MITSUKI'S INBOX!
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From: Meroko (usagichan@negi-ramen.co.jp)
To: Takuto (nekokun@negi-ramen.co.jp), Izumi (inuchan@yami-nabe.co.jp), Kouyama Mitsuki (fullmoon@fullmoon.co.jp), Wakaouji-sensei (wakaouji@tokyobyouin.co.jp), Ooshige Masami (ooshige@seedrecords.co.jp), Kusakabe Maron (maron@allalone.com), Nagoya Chiaki (maronsnextdoorneighbor@wahoo.co.jp), Fin Fish (fin@tenshi.com), Access Time (access@tenshi.com), Suomi Kyoko (kyoko@earth.ea), Jin Sakataki (guardian@earth.ea), Chokora (chocolatebot@earth.ea), The King (king@earth.ea)
Subject: Re: Help Remove A Doinky Shinigami
Izumi-
Takkie-kins might not be the best shinigami in the world, but he doesn't deserve to be removed (and yes, I know you are talking about Takkie-kins). I would recommend signing him up for the Kwiksouls course-after all, it's been proven to work with these sorts of shinigami..
~*Meroko Yui*~
Chief Shinigami, Negi Ramen Team
Visit us at http : // www . shinigami . co . jp!
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From: Jonathan (ghostiegaijin@yami-nabe.co.jp)
To: Takuto (nekokun@negi-ramen.co.jp), Meroko (usagichan@negi-ramen.co.jp), Izumi (inuchan@yami-nabe.co.jp), Kouyama Mitsuki (fullmoon@fullmoon.co.jp), Wakaouji-sensei (wakaouji@tokyobyouin.co.jp), Ooshige Masami (ooshige@seedrecords.co.jp), Kusakabe Maron (maron@allalone.com), Nagoya Chiaki (maronsnextdoorneighbor@wahoo.co.jp), Fin Fish (fin@tenshi.com), Access Time (access@tenshi.com), Suomi Kyoko (kyoko@earth.ea), Jin Sakataki (guardian@earth.ea), Chokora (chocolatebot@earth.ea), The King (king@earth.ea)
Subject: Poow wittle Takuto
Aw, poow wittle Tak-kun hasn't stolen a single soul since becoming a shinigami! How saaaaad *snif*. He's too much of a softy to steal a soul! What a doooooink. I still think you should report him to the boss, Izumiiiiiiiiiiiii-kuuuuuuuuuuun! I wonder why Meeeeeeeeee-chaaaaaaaaan decided to team up with hiiiiiiiiiiiim.
Jonathan
Retired Shinigami, Yami-Nabe Team
Visit us at http : // www . shinigami . co . jp!
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From: Eichi Sakurai (imeichihonestiswear@nasa.gov)
To: Kouyama Mitsuki (fullmoon@fullmoon.co.jp)
Subject: Hi
Hello Mitsuki-chan. This is Eichi. Do you remember me?
I've been thinking about you aaaaaaaall the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime. You are sooooooo cuuuuuuuuuute. I saw a cooooooncert by someone called Full Mooooon. She looks a lot like yoooooou do. I wonder…
Eichi
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From: Miyako (ill_get_you_jeanne@tokyopolice.co.jp)
To: Takuto (nekokun@negi-ramen.co.jp), Meroko (usagichan@negi-ramen.co.jp), Kouyama Mitsuki (fullmoon@fullmoon.co.jp), Wakaouji-sensei (wakaouji@tokyobyouin.co.jp), Ooshige Masami (ooshige@seedrecords.co.jp), Kusakabe Maron (maron@allalone.com), Nagoya Chiaki (maronsnextdoorneighbor@wahoo.co.jp), Fin Fish (fin@tenshi.com), Access Time (access@tenshi.com), Suomi Kyoko (kyoko@earth.ea), Jin Sakataki (guardian@earth.ea), Chokora (chocolatebot@earth.ea), The King (king@earth.ea)
Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Questionnaire
Hi! This is Miyako ^^
I got this questionnaire from Maron and I just had to fill it out. I hope you enjoy it!
Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Toudaiji Miyako
Nicknames: No one ever gave me any.
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 16! Maron made the cake..she's actually pretty good at baking!
Date you regularly blow them out: June 8th
Height: I'm in the middle.
Eye color: Light brown
Hair color: Purple
Piercings: I don't have any piercings at all, they look like they hurt!
Tattoos: Only the temporary kind.
How much do you love your job?: I love working with my dad! And most of all, I want to catch Kaitou Jeanne and Kaitou Sinbad once and for all!!
Birthplace: The same town I live in!
Favorite place lived?: My house.
Current residence: The same apartment building as Maron. ^^
Been to Europe?: No but I'd like to go sometime.
Been in love before?: Well, Yamato's sort of fun, but I'm not really in *love* with him..
Been to America?: No..
Been in a car accident?: Fortunately never!
2 door or 4 (on a car)?: I don't drive, so I don't know..
Windows or Macintosh?: I use Windows..
Coke or Pepsi?: Coke.
Favorite Movie: I don't really have a favorite..I like a lot of movies!
Favorite Disney Character: None, really, but Nani from Lilo and Stitch reminds me a little of Maron for some reason.
Favorite holiday: Valentine's Day. ^^
Favorite foods: Um, would yaki-soba count?
Favorite Day of the week: Saturday
Favorite TV show: Anything that's a drama
Favorite outdoor activity: Trying to catch Jeanne.
Favorite indoor activity: Reading.
Favorite non-alcoholic drink: water.
When was your last hospital visit?: I've never been to the hospital, fortunately.
What color is your bedroom carpet?: An ordinary brown color.
Have you ever been arrested?: No, but I hope Jeanne and Sinbad get arrested!
What store would you choose to max out your credit card?: I don't really know.
Most annoying thing is: When Jeanne escapes!!!
Who will respond to this the fastest: Fin or Maron.
Who will most likely not respond: Access because he can't reach the keyboard.
Which person you're sending this to have you known the longest??: Maron of course.
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From: Widoshiiku (widoshiiku@koppamijin*.ea)
To: Takuto (nekokun@negi-ramen.co.jp), Meroko (usagichan@negi-ramen.co.jp), Kouyama Mitsuki (fullmoon@fullmoon.co.jp), Wakaouji-sensei (wakaouji@tokyobyouin.co.jp), Ooshige Masami (ooshige@seedrecords.co.jp), Kusakabe Maron (maron@allalone.com), Nagoya Chiaki (maronsnextdoorneighbor@wahoo.co.jp), Fin Fish (fin@tenshi.com), Access Time (access@tenshi.com), Suomi Kyoko (kyoko@earth.ea), Jin Sakataki (guardian@earth.ea), Chokora (chocolatebot@earth.ea), The King (king@earth.ea)
Subject: HELP ME FIND MY 160TH GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Greetings,
My name is Widoshiiku, aka Akira. You might know me because I am the leader of the Koppamijin*. I am in a serious crisis. My 160th girlfriend, Rii, disappeared, and I don't know where she is!! She is a member of the Hanazoku and my most beloved and powerful girlfriend! (It helps she's filthy rich too.)
Please tell me where Rii-chan is!! I would do anything!!! PLEASE HELP!!
Widoshiiku
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From: Suomi Kyoko (kyoko@earth.ea)
To: Widoshiiku (widoshiiku@koppamijin*.ea), Takuto (nekokun@negi-ramen.co.jp), Meroko (usagichan@negi-ramen.co.jp), Kouyama Mitsuki (fullmoon@fullmoon.co.jp), Wakaouji-sensei (wakaouji@tokyobyouin.co.jp), Ooshige Masami (ooshige@seedrecords.co.jp), Kusakabe Maron (maron@allalone.com), Nagoya Chiaki (maronsnextdoorneighbor@wahoo.co.jp), Fin Fish (fin@tenshi.com), Access Time (access@tenshi.com), Jin Sakataki (guardian@earth.ea), Chokora (chocolatebot@earth.ea), The King (king@earth.ea)
Subject: Re: HELP ME FIND MY 160TH GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Widoshiiku,
This e-mail just proves how low you can go..there is nothing lower than spamming someone just because you're worried about your missing girlfriend.
For that matter, how did you get our addresses?
Kyoko.
Suomi Kyoko
Princess of Earth
email: kyoko@earth.ea
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Okies, that's the end of Chapter 7! How did all of you like it?
Stay doinky, leave your comments, and look out for some upcoming new fics from doinkies!
Until the next chapter,
doinkies ^^
