"Bakura, great party." Joey was telling his English friend. "How many people did you invite, though? I can barely breathe in here."
"Your not the only one." Tristan put a hand over his mouth while coughing. "Seriously, how many people did you invite?"
Bakura held up his hands as if he was counting on his fingers. "I lost count. I invited lots of people-" He looked around. "I guess."
Joey saw a blonde moving through the crowd. "You invited MAI?"
The silvery haired boy scratched his head. "Well…..I really don't remember inviting her."
"He probably doesn't remember inviting anyone."
"KAIBA?" Tristan shook his head. "My God Bakura, WHO ISN'T at this party?"
"I'm *hiccup* not." Tea walked over to the group.
"There's beer at this party? ALL RIIIIIIIGHT!" Joey shot his fist in the air. "Wait Tea, are you drunk?"
"No. I'mmmm noooooot even closh *hiccup." Tea replied, slurring her words.
"I don't have any beer at this party." Bakura looked around. "At least I thought I didn't. The only thing I see on the refreshment table is punch, anyway."
"Punch?" Kaiba raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah." He rolled his eyes. "You just know Tea got drunk off of that. Fruit punch can just be SO strong sometimes."
Joey walked over to the punch table and came back with a cup. "It looks alright."
Kaiba grabbed the cup. "Give me that." He sniffed it.
Tristan grinned. "Getting high off of punch Kaiba?"
Kaiba glared at the other boy. "No. I'm seeing if I can smell the alcohol and I can smell a hint of….." He trailed off.
Mai walked up to the group. "Hey, guys. Did you know that someone slipped some Jack Daniels into the punch?"
Kaiba finished his sentence. "JD."
Tea slipped and fell on top of Kaiba. "Whopsee Daishy." The drunk girl looked into his eyes. "Ya knows. Your kinda cute."
Bakura sweat dropped. "I think we need to get this girl some coffee." He looked over at the weirded out Kaiba. "Pronto."
Tea leaned into Kaiba's face to find herself being shoved off of him. "Damn, she's so wasted that she's even trying to hit on ME."
"Yeah. Hard to believe ISN'T IT?" Joey laughed. "I mean, what GIRL would want to hit on you?"
Tristan raised an eyebrow. "OUCH."
"I haven't seen you with ANY girls EVER, Joey." The brown haired duel monster's champ shot back. "I have seen you with two other guys though."
Tristan smirked and then realized what Kaiba had said. "HEEEEY!"
Bakura looked around again. "By the way, where is Yugi at the moment?"
"Excuse me?" Mai spoke up. "Tea doesn't look so good."
Kaiba fought to keep the drunken girl off of him. "Well, if you'd been paying attention, then you'd know that the girl is freaking DRUNK!"
Mai backed up. "Well sooory."
Joey poked at Kaiba. "Hey don't yell at her!" He gave the brunette an angry look. "Ya big stupid idiotic loser from another planet who's a freaking freak that only cares about himself that is a complete assh-"
Tristan pulled his friend towards him. "Oooooookay. Enough of that. That isn't helping Tea."
Bakura who had sat down on his couch, jumped up. "I'll go get that coffee."
Tea plopped down in the place Bakura had been. She out her arms to Kaiba. "C'mere shweety." She gave him a wink.
Kaiba gave her look. "Hell no."
The pretty blonde girl of the group sat down next to Tea. "I wonder….How many cups of punch DID she have?"
"Well considering the fact that she bit into one of those jalapeno peppers that were next to the nachos, I'd say a lot." Tristan responded.
"Damnit. Now we're stuck with the drunk." Kaiba shook his head.
"Ohhhhhh please." Joey looked like he was going to explode, once again. "Why the HELL are you even here, anyway?"
"I don't. Maybe I was invited."
"WHO invited you, is the question." Mai asked.
"Yugi."
Joey crossed his arms. "Again with the Yugi thing. Where is he?!"
"I just saw him." Bakura appeared with a mug of coffee. He helped Tea drink it up. "You didn't tell me you brought your sister to the party."
"What does Serenity have to do with anything?"
Bakura lowered his eyes. "Um, nothing. Just wasn't thinking."
"Riiiiiiiiiight."
Kaiba finally tired of standing up, sat down in a chair across from Tea. "I feeeeeeel sleepy." She got up and dumped herself in Kaiba's lap and fell asleep.
Kaiba sighed and didn't make a move, not wanting to wake up Tea.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww." A couple of girls walked by.
If Mai didn't know any better, she'd think that Kaiba had just cracked a tiny smile.
"Hey guys." A bright haired girl walked up hand and hand with someone.
Joey's face turned fire engine red.
"SERENITY? YUGI?"
