A/N: Due to popular demand (has always wanted to say that) I've decided to finally do this chapter..I'll admit, I was going to be lazy and never update until my hair was gray and all my teeth fell out..Buuuuuut..I know what it's like to be kept hanging *points to favorites list* ¾ OF YOU PEOPLE NEVER UPDATE! AAAAAAH! And..Now what…Uh..You have been waiting for (has wanted to say that too)…^ ^
"He wouldn't do it, would he?" Mai said, almost as if it was question. Her purple eyes flashed. "I mean can you imagine..Seto Kaiba..Live."
"I hope not live in the way I'm thinking about.."
Before Mai even had the chance to tell him what a disgusting idiotic pervert he was..
"Hey.." Kaiba leaned forward, speaking into the mike.. "IS EVERYBODY READY TO ROCK!"
"Oh my God..He didn't just say that.." Joey got up. "Did he just say what I think he just said?"
"He must think he's from KISS or something."
"Tristan, buddy..Do you know how much money we'd make if we taped this and sold it to everyone at school?"
"You got a point there Wheeler."
"Guys, shut up." Bakura snapped his fingers. "I want to hear this."
"Oh believe me…We all do," Joey responded holding up his mini recorder.
Kaiba leaned forward again, opening his mouth…Everything went silent.
"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl. With yellow flowers in her hair and her skirt right up to there. She would merengue and do the cha-cha-"
"I didn't realize Barry Manilow was rock.."
"Good one Yuges."
Serenity stared at Yugi, causing him to blush and mutter an apology.
"And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar. Across a crowded floor, they worked from 8 till 4."
"What the.." Tea sat up, rubbing her eyes. "Who the hell is making that.."
Looking surprised, the gang looked down at Tea. "That awful racket?" Joey finished.
"The singing isn't bad but..Better choice on the song might have been.." Tea gaped. "OH MY GOD IT'S KAIBA!"
"Seems you can't get enough of him this evening." Tristan winked.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"You were all over him like white on-"
Mai's elbow hit Tristan's side.
"OW!"
"Music and passion were always the fashion. At the Copa....they fell in love.."
"I WAS ALL OVER WHO!?"
"Nobody.." Yugi said, in obvious discomfort. "Uh..What Tristan meant was..You were all over the couch..You uh..Fell asleep."
"Then why did he refer to the couch as 'him'?" Tea crossed her arms.
Tristan smiled uneasily finally getting the picture. "You know..Me and the couch..We've gotten real close." He sat down next to Tea.."I refered to him as uh..Him because I named him..We're friends..His name is uh.."
"Well?"
"His name is Bob..Bob and me..We're buddies."
Bakura pushed Tristan off his furniture. "Don't get too attached to him. I doubt you'll be able to see Bob anymore."
"His name was Rico, he wore a diamond. He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin' there."
Tea snorted. "You guys have ALWAYS been bad liars..But this..This is just beyond bad..This is just..Ugh.." She shuddered. "C'mon guys, tell me the truth."
Joey laughed. "Huh, you really want to know the truth? Ok, I'll tell you the truth."
"Big brother.."
But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar. And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two. There was blood and a single gun shot! But just who shot who?
"Serenity, the girl wants to know the truth, I outta give her that..What could go wrong?" Joey took his place on Bob, the couch. "Now Tea, the punch was spiked, right?" He looked at her, seeing her horrified response, he continued. "You drank a little bit too much of the punch so basically you were throwing yourself at Kaiba. Your lucky Kaiba wasn't very interested otherwise, I'm sure that there would have been a mini billionaire."
Mai looked at Tea. "You think she's going to be ok?"
"Oh yeah, it's just a little aftershock." Tristan responded. "I would have fainted myself, if I heard that I had flirted drunkenly with Kaiba."
"Only that would have been worse Tristan.." Bakura wrinkled his nose. "Much worse."
"Well isn't she the life of the party…" Mai said sarcastically. "She passed out first and now she's fainted. Isn't this grand?"
"Music and passion were always the fashion. At the Copa....she lost her love."
"You know..I read somewhere that when your drunk..Your truthful."
"That wasn't truthful Yuges..That was INSANE." Joey threw his hands up into the air. "Tea could not like that..That."
"Rich snob."
"Couldn't have said it better myself, Tristan."
"You guys are too hard on the guy." Yugi's purple eyes flashed. "He hasn't really done anything to us and I can tell he's trying to get close to us."
"Hahahaha. He's insulted me on numerous occasions, he practically got us killed in that stupid video game of his, HE INSISTS on beating you in duel monsters and yet he's trying to get close to us and he hasn't really 'done anything'."
"Joey, haven't you wondered why he acts that way?"
"Uhhh..No."
Serenity glared at her brother. "Your being selfish, you should give him a chance."
"Hey hey, how did we get from Tea's being drunk, to Kaiba, to me being selfish?"
Tristan shrugged. "Dunno."
"We should nicer to him." Mai agreed. "After all Tea might have a thing for him."
"But..But…But." Joey stuttered. "SHE WAS DRUNK! SHE WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT!"
"Remember the time you got drunk and you said I was 'one hot chick'?" Mai raised an eyebrow. "Then you went back and told Tristan that I really was, 'one foxy lady'. You were sober when you told him that."
"T…That's a..L..LIE!"
"Not what Tristan told me."
Joey glared at his best friend, a look that said, 'Your dead later and don't even think about running.' "Damn you."
"Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl. But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show. Now it's a disco, but not for Lola."
"So we're all going to be nicer to Kaiba?" Yugi asked.
Bakura, Serenity and Mai nodded.
"WE'RE ALL going to be nicer to Kaiba?"
"Yes.." Tristan and Joey said, in obvious reluctance.
"I have one word for you..NO!" Tea said, sitting upright."
"Still in that dress she used to wear, faded feathers in her hair. She sits there so refined, and drinks herself HALF BLIND. She lost her youth and she lost her Tony! NOW SHE'S LOST HER MIND!"
