READ THIS OR YOU WON'T GET CHAPTER 4!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Lizzie McGuire, Harry Potter (Harry Potter will be mentioned soon) and INL. I have nothing more to say about INL.

Author's Notes: I was brainstorming when I wrote the first and second chapter and, you know, if you have a brainstorm you just keep on writing nonstop. lol. By the way, the review I got from Jessica is right, I need to make a Matt plot to make it more like a typical Lizzie McGuire episode. Please note that asterisks signify the change of POV's. Enjoy!

This chapter is dedicated to INL (a.k.a. Rapid SQUEE Fan) because she gave me a plot bunny and I liked her review!

Chapter 3 --

I'm sitting on the kitchen table, thinking that I had the most miserable life in the whole world. But then, I feel selfish at the same time. Some other people had millions of zits on their faces and I have only one on my nose; either way, I still feel miserable. I sighed despodently and reached for my copy of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire." I was reading the part when The Weasleys, Harry and Hermione were watching the World Cup. Maybe it can get the zit off my mind. But you know the thing that pisses me off so much? It's the zit. Again. If you're on my place you'll be seeing the huge puss thing while reading. Told ya it's big.

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"Okay, Lanny, we have a plan," Matt said to Lanny as if he said something. But on the other hand, Matt is the only one who can understand Lanny. They both tiptoed toward Lizzie and hid behind a plant. Lizzie looked about suspiciously. She was quite sure that she heard something.

"Pssst!" Matt called, still hiding.

And again.

"Pssst!"

"Matt!" Lizzie yelled. "Show up -- NOW!"

Matt showed up with Lanny. "So Lizzie...I can still see your pimple in your nose..." Matt said softly, with Lanny beside him, wearing a disgusted face.

"Yeah. So?" Lizzie was getting more and more irritated. She slammed the book she was reading shut.

"I know a person who can get that icky puss off you. I'm going to tell you who she is," Matt explained. Lanny nodded in agreement.

Lizzie raised her left brow. "Who?"

"But --" Matt raised his hand dissaprovingly, "only if you buy me the new magician set. It's on sale. 15 dollars. And you're gonna tell Mom and Dad that it is an advanced gift from you for my birthday."

"What?" Lizzie exclaimed. "Your birthday is still five months from now! And besides, I'm saving my money to buy the outfit on Seventeen!"

Matt was rubbing his chin and was looking at the ceiling. "Well then...you can either buy that outfit you want from your stupid magazine with that zit of yours," Matt said wisely, "or you can buy me the magician set and get that zit out right away."

Lizzie was thinking. When she thinks, she thinks. "Think, McGuire, think!" she chanted to herself. If she bought the outfit she's been dying to buy, the outfit will be nothing to people. Her zit is still in the spotlight. But if she buys Matt that dumb magician set, her problem will be solved. But still...

"Okay, fine! I'm gonna buy that magician set and you're gonna call--"

"INL. Her name's INL."

"INL, to take off my puss."

"And--"

"And i'm gonna tell Mom and Dad that it's an advanced birthday present for you. Happy?"

Matt rubbed his hands together and beamed with Lanny. "Looks like we have a deal, Lizzie." And the two guys left.

"How depressing," Lizzie thought bitterly.

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Okay, if I want to get this thing off of me, I might as well get over it. I was biking my way through the magic store, very dissapointed. I was going to waste 15 bucks in one day.

"Hey, Lizzie!" I heard someone call me. I dropped my bike on the curb and looked behind me. It was Gordo.

"Oh. You." I didn't mean to sound mean or anything but my mouth seemed to be working by itself. But I still looked at him coldly.

"Yes, me," Gordo replied with a little hint of hurt on his voice. "Look, Lizzie, I'm very sorry about a while ago...you know, for humiliating you. Miranda's sorry too, though she can't be with us tonight. There are visitors in her house."

"Oh, it's okay, I understand." Really, I understand. I mean, Gordo has been my friend ever since I was 1 year old. I know it when he's very sorry.

"So," Gordo said while kicking a soda can on the sidewalk. I left my bike on Mrs. Seltzer's front yard. She doesn't mind, really. "What's up? What are you doing here anyway?"

"I'm gonna buy Matt a 15 dollar magician set," I answered, bummed out.

"For what?" he asked, his forehead wrinkled.

I explained him the situation.

"Oh, that sucks," he told me.

"Tell me about it."

Author's Notes: Sorry if the third chapter is very serious, you know, with nothing fun or funny in it. But I do hope you enjoyed reading it! lol. Since I liked Rapid SQUEE Fan's review again, I decided to include her on my fic! Lucky you, INL! Please keep in touch with me, readers! I had so much fun writing this. Watch out for the 4th chapter soon!

*heradeiia