Disclaimer: All original characters that are made reference to and that are directly spoofed are property of their original owners and all people depicted here are in no way a direct representation of how they really are. No suing.

Author's Notes: Hope that you guys are enjoying the story so far. ^_^ If you want to see more let me know, I haven't motivated myself enough to finish the project yet. It's my turn to add to the script before it gets passed back to K.

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Magic Knight Rayearth 3.0 by Kim Godwin and Katie Tharle

Ch.2 : The Forest of Trees

*They walk into the forest and soon find a large building complex that looks remarkably like a Metro Station*

Kim: Umm... not this again... *sweatdrop*

Katie: This is a wee bit weird. *she looks around as she walks towards what should be the entrance* I can't seem to find the way in.

Kim: Maybe we should try knocking? *she finds a small sign on the wall with a button in the middle of it. There's writing on it.. but it is in some odd script*

Katie: *walks over* Hey, what does it say?

Kim: I don't know. I guess the only way to find out is to push the button.

Katie: I dunno Kimmie-Bear.. I have a funny feeling about this.

Kim: *shrugs a bit as she moves her hand to push the button* Well, what else are we going to do?

Katie: True. But if something bad happens that results in the loss of my life, I will come back from the dead and KILL you.

Kim: *sweatdrop* Fair enough. *she pushes the button and suddenly, a trap door opens up beneath them. They don't have enough time to react as they fall into the darkness below.. *

Sign Reads: "To enter Kresea's Studio, step to one side and push the button below. Warning, watch your step. The stairwell is very steep."

*The girls continue to fall down the steep stairway until they hit a landing, finally crashing to a stop*

Kim and Katie: Oww...

Katie: When the spinning stops.. remind me to kill you..

Kim: err.. ok..

*Once the world stops spinning again, they stand back up and carefully walk down the rest of the steps, taking care to hold the railing. They continue down until they hear something rustling and making odd noises*

Kim: Is that...

Katie: ... Mokona?

*they walk towards the noise and see a familiar looking ball of white fluff, bouncing around the studio with reckless abandon, its face smeared with lipstick. Everywhere it goes there is either a cloud of colored smoke or clouds of sweet smelling perfumes. The girls just stand there in amazement at the thing as the bright overhead studio lights turn on. A forty something man walks in, wearing a pair of leather pants and a hot pink flamingo shirt. His hair is ashy blonde, styled neatly with a bit too much hair gel; his eyes are brown behind his wire frame glasses. He's obviously wearing makeup, not too drag queen, but almost.*

Kresea: *gasps* Oh my God.. my studio is totally trashed! *he looks about and glares at the 2 girls* How dare you fashion victims mess up my beloved studio?!

*the girls are just standing there, looking confused*

Katie: Why is Presea a forty something man?

Kim: Uh, I don't.. know.. he's starting to scare me though.

Kresea: I'll give you two such a talkin' too! *the girls sweatdrop again*

Kim: Uh.. Kresea? I swear that we didn't touch your studio. Talk to that fluff ball over there. *she points to Mokona*

Kresea: *he turns to look towards Mokona and finds said fluff ball in his face and kissing him. It musses his hair and hops off of him onto the floor* MOKONA!! *he grabs Mokona and glares at him* How should I punish you? Should I stretch your cheeks out to see how far they can stretch? Or should I make you listen to the newest album of Brittany Spears? How about that, hmmm???

Mokona: *spins around and smacks Kresea upside his head with its ears* Listen, you tired old drag queen, if you ever threaten me again, I will have the SPCA on your butt so fast it'll knock your cheap make-up off your face! *the girls jaws drop hearing this. Kresea just blinks*

Kresea: Uhm... Sorry for being upset, it's not like you almost wrecked my entire studio or anything*sarcasm*

Mokona: That's what I thought you flamer. *muttering* threaten me with the silicon blow-up doll will he...

Katie: AHEM. *Kresea finally looks over to Katie and Kim with a sigh. Mokona hops over and into Kim's arms, happy go lucky once more*

Mokona: Pu pu! ^_^

Kresea: Well Dearies, Mokona doesn't like anyone, so you must be the Legendary Magic Knights, he's been raving about your arrival for weeks now.you must be coming from that hunk of a man, Klef. How is his sweet lil' tushie doing lately, hmmm? *swishes his hips as he walks over to the girls to usher them into makeup chairs, he begins to tease Kim's hair, despite her protesting*

Kim: Hey, don't do that, I don't wantHey?! *trys to push Kresea's hands away only to be swatted with the hairbrush*

Kresea: If you don't hold still, your head will look lop-sided! Now, as I was saying, how's Klef and his cute lil' tushie doing, hmmm???

Katie: Well, he's ok, I guess, and his cute lil' tushie is still adorable. *giggles and goes glassy eyed*

Kim: Oh god, she'll be like that for hours! Well, anyway, Klef sent us here to get weapons from you. What kind of weapons can a makeup artist give us anyway *flinches as Kresea pulls her hair warningly*

Kresea: Well, as soon as your friend her stops daydreaming about MY MAN, I'll tell you. *swaps Katie with the hair brush and then points it at her* Now, if you girls want to get these weapons, you'll have to get me the supplies to make them.

Katie: Hey, you're the weapons maker; don't you have anything lying around?? *looks at Kim who nods, then flinches as her hair is yanked again*

Kresea: No, I don't, besides, there's no such thing as a free lunch. *finishes with Kim's hair, it now has been teased within an inch of it's life, it looks like Dolly Parton on crack* Now here's the list of everything I need, no time to read it now, just go back to the Metro sign, push the button and it'll take you to the grocery store, hurry hurry. *ushers the girls back up the step as the door swishes shut behind them*

Katie: Gawd, your hair is terrible, once we're on the metro, I'll fix it..somehow.*covers her mouth as she struggles not to fall over laughing*

Kim: I will kill her. *growls and stalks up the stairs*

*Katie follows her and soon they are back upstairs and making their way to the metro station. Katie laughs the entire way there until Kim squeaks the living daylights out of her*

Katie: Kimmie!! *giggles in pain* I can't help it, your head looks like a big butt with the part down the middle and all. Sorry! *skips ahead as she spots the metro sign*

Kim: Well, you damn well better fix it! *runs after her*

*both girls get to the metro sign at the same time, both looking for the button and being weary of trap doors*

Katie: Oh, here it is..should I push it?? *looks at Kim, who is taking a step back and nodding*

Kim: Push it, that's what Kresea said to do. *as Katie glares at her, she steps back next to her and watches her push the button*

*a trap door opens up next to the girls and they cautiously walk down the stairs to a fairly normal looking metro station platform, just as a train is pulling up*

Katie: Hurry, lets catch this one, or else who knows how long we'll have to wait!

Kim: Ok, let's go.

*Katie jumps through the doors and Kim tumbles in behind her just as the doors close*

Katie: Whew, we made it. *slaps her forehead* You know, Kresea never told us which stop to get off at! *groans*

Kim: Well, the map makes it look like there's only one stop. *points at what looks like a map of the metro lines, but it is simplified, one stop on each side of each line*

Katie: Well that helps. *giggles with relief* here, let me try to fix you hair. *begins to gently pull a brush through Kim's poor, teased hair and they make the rest of the trip in silence, except for the occasional and inevitable groan from Kim*

To be continued...