MAGNETO
Once I was a super-villain
Tryin to take over the world
I never had an issue
With causin lots of pain and hurt
Then everything around me
Well, it started feelin so slow
So I decided quickly to head on down and check out the show
(he enters a swinging nightclub/bar type of place, where the X-Men and
Brotherhood are dancing, drinking, and having a good time and not trying to
kill each other. That in and of itself should shock anyone but.)
Well they were dancin and singin and movin to the groovin
And just then, it hit me
Somebody turned around and he shouted
(almost on cue, Sabertooth spins around, turning towards the DJ who is
(gasp) Senator Kelly!)
SABERTOOTH
Play that funky music, human!
TOAD
Play that funky music right
MYSTIQUE
Play that funky music human!
ALL THREE
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
TOAD
Don't you people ever die? Oh, wrong line.
(Magneto runs away, horrified that his gang of evil mutants is not only
enjoying being around the X-Men, but that they're not killing the human DJ)
MAGNETO
Well, I could not understand it
I figured they were outta their heads!
I knew I had to end it
I thought I had to murder them dead
And so I kept on fighting, losing every step of the way
Mystique said, "babe go back there,
'Cause if you don't you'll just go insane."
(he re-enters the club, in time to catch Cyclops and Mystique dancing,
which is good, seeing that Wolverine and Jean Grey have sneaked off to the
bathroom, teeheehee. Meanwhile, Rogue and Iceman are dancing together on
top of a table, Pyro is waving a dollar bill. Storm is with (gasp) Toad,
and Nightcrawler is gettin' it on with Jubilee.)
Well they were dancin and singin and movin to the groovin
And just then, it hit me
Somebody turned around and he shouted
COLOSSUS
Play that funky music, human!
NIGHTCRAWLER
Play that funky music right
ROGUE
Play that funky music human!
ALL THREE
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
PROFESSOR X
Now first it wasn't easy
Changin super-villain minds
'Cause Eric's is so twisted
I thought I'd have to leave him behind
But now it's so much better
MYSTIQUE
Yes, so much better
MAGNETO
I'm funkin out in every way
But I'll never lose that feelin of how I learned my lesson that day
When they were dancin
And singin
And movin to the groovin
And just then, it hit me
Somebody turned around and he shouted
ALL
Play that funky music human!
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music human!
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die!
Once I was a super-villain
Tryin to take over the world
I never had an issue
With causin lots of pain and hurt
Then everything around me
Well, it started feelin so slow
So I decided quickly to head on down and check out the show
(he enters a swinging nightclub/bar type of place, where the X-Men and
Brotherhood are dancing, drinking, and having a good time and not trying to
kill each other. That in and of itself should shock anyone but.)
Well they were dancin and singin and movin to the groovin
And just then, it hit me
Somebody turned around and he shouted
(almost on cue, Sabertooth spins around, turning towards the DJ who is
(gasp) Senator Kelly!)
SABERTOOTH
Play that funky music, human!
TOAD
Play that funky music right
MYSTIQUE
Play that funky music human!
ALL THREE
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
TOAD
Don't you people ever die? Oh, wrong line.
(Magneto runs away, horrified that his gang of evil mutants is not only
enjoying being around the X-Men, but that they're not killing the human DJ)
MAGNETO
Well, I could not understand it
I figured they were outta their heads!
I knew I had to end it
I thought I had to murder them dead
And so I kept on fighting, losing every step of the way
Mystique said, "babe go back there,
'Cause if you don't you'll just go insane."
(he re-enters the club, in time to catch Cyclops and Mystique dancing,
which is good, seeing that Wolverine and Jean Grey have sneaked off to the
bathroom, teeheehee. Meanwhile, Rogue and Iceman are dancing together on
top of a table, Pyro is waving a dollar bill. Storm is with (gasp) Toad,
and Nightcrawler is gettin' it on with Jubilee.)
Well they were dancin and singin and movin to the groovin
And just then, it hit me
Somebody turned around and he shouted
COLOSSUS
Play that funky music, human!
NIGHTCRAWLER
Play that funky music right
ROGUE
Play that funky music human!
ALL THREE
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
PROFESSOR X
Now first it wasn't easy
Changin super-villain minds
'Cause Eric's is so twisted
I thought I'd have to leave him behind
But now it's so much better
MYSTIQUE
Yes, so much better
MAGNETO
I'm funkin out in every way
But I'll never lose that feelin of how I learned my lesson that day
When they were dancin
And singin
And movin to the groovin
And just then, it hit me
Somebody turned around and he shouted
ALL
Play that funky music human!
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music human!
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die!
