Disclaimer
I do not own any of the FF8 characters because there is no theif in that
game. I wrote this story ages ago but I thought I had lost it but I haven't
so I'm very happy and I hope you like it.
Chapter 1: Hotdogs and Magick
Narrator/Mr Fujiyama: Once upon a time, or so story's start there were
people. Things happen to those people. Then they all live happily ever
after. The end. What you want a more detailed plot? Ok I'll start at the
beginning. Everything began when Squall ate his sandwich.
Squall:
Rinoa: ZELL "GREDDY FACE" Dincht! Why did you eat all the hotdogs?
Zell: Irvine helped!
Irvine: Hey! I had two!
Rinoa: Squall tell him! He can't eat all the hotdogs!
Zell: I told you! IRVINE HELPED!!!
Irvine: Leave me out of this! It's not my department!! Hotdogs have nothing
to do with guns or women!!!!
Zell: Women like hotdogs!
Irvine: Geez! Don't get mad at me! That girl over there might over hear!
Rinoa: Excuse me! You owe us hotdogs doesn't he Squall?
Squall: Whatever! I
Rinoa: You know I can read minds now! Squall's very upset aren't you
Squall?
Squall: Well..
Rinoa: Come on Squall lets get revenge!
Squall: Rinoa..
Rinoa: Come on! (Drags Squall out of the library I mean cafeteria)
Zell: There so over re-acting!!
Irvine: Geez!!! (Walks out to find Rinoa and Squall)
(Selphie enters)
Selphie: BOOYAKA!!!!!!!!!!!
Zell: (exasperated) hello selphie.
Selphie: Tee-hee. What's up!! BE HAPPY HAPPY HAPPPY, BOOYAKA, like me and
Mr. Bear.
Zell: Yeah. I ate all the hotdogs scept two and Rinoa got mad at me for
some reason!! Wonder why!
Selphie: Nope! Not a clue! Mr. Bear won't get mad at you, booyaka!!
Zell: Stop saying Booyaka!
Selphie: Sure thing, BOOYAKA!!!!!
Zell: I KNOW!!!! You can be my bodyguard!! You already scare most people
away in a 20metre diameter from you!!
Selphie: YAY!!! EVERYONE LIKES ME!! CAUSE I'M HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
BOOYAKA!!
Narrator: Unfortunatly for Zell, Selphie woudn't be any help against
Rinoa's magick!
Rinoa: Don't worry you guys, I'm just going to make Zell allergic to
hotdogs!
Squall: I
Irvine: Sure. Just make sure he doesn't kill himself, people can die from
allergies!
(Rinoa and Squall look at him) What! I'm smart you know! I got all A's last
year! Without cheating!
Rinoa: You don't act smart!
Irvine: Your point being?
Rinoa: Never mind! Ok let me consentrate on the spell. (A light surrounds
Rinoa) Opps!
Squall: What have you done?
Rinoa: I'm not sure.
What as Rinoa done? Please review and you'll find out! Ok, I'll probaly put
on the second before you even have chance to but still, review, cause I
haven't fished the whole story and I need to know if I should bother
continuing or not
I do not own any of the FF8 characters because there is no theif in that
game. I wrote this story ages ago but I thought I had lost it but I haven't
so I'm very happy and I hope you like it.
Chapter 1: Hotdogs and Magick
Narrator/Mr Fujiyama: Once upon a time, or so story's start there were
people. Things happen to those people. Then they all live happily ever
after. The end. What you want a more detailed plot? Ok I'll start at the
beginning. Everything began when Squall ate his sandwich.
Squall:
Rinoa: ZELL "GREDDY FACE" Dincht! Why did you eat all the hotdogs?
Zell: Irvine helped!
Irvine: Hey! I had two!
Rinoa: Squall tell him! He can't eat all the hotdogs!
Zell: I told you! IRVINE HELPED!!!
Irvine: Leave me out of this! It's not my department!! Hotdogs have nothing
to do with guns or women!!!!
Zell: Women like hotdogs!
Irvine: Geez! Don't get mad at me! That girl over there might over hear!
Rinoa: Excuse me! You owe us hotdogs doesn't he Squall?
Squall: Whatever! I
Rinoa: You know I can read minds now! Squall's very upset aren't you
Squall?
Squall: Well..
Rinoa: Come on Squall lets get revenge!
Squall: Rinoa..
Rinoa: Come on! (Drags Squall out of the library I mean cafeteria)
Zell: There so over re-acting!!
Irvine: Geez!!! (Walks out to find Rinoa and Squall)
(Selphie enters)
Selphie: BOOYAKA!!!!!!!!!!!
Zell: (exasperated) hello selphie.
Selphie: Tee-hee. What's up!! BE HAPPY HAPPY HAPPPY, BOOYAKA, like me and
Mr. Bear.
Zell: Yeah. I ate all the hotdogs scept two and Rinoa got mad at me for
some reason!! Wonder why!
Selphie: Nope! Not a clue! Mr. Bear won't get mad at you, booyaka!!
Zell: Stop saying Booyaka!
Selphie: Sure thing, BOOYAKA!!!!!
Zell: I KNOW!!!! You can be my bodyguard!! You already scare most people
away in a 20metre diameter from you!!
Selphie: YAY!!! EVERYONE LIKES ME!! CAUSE I'M HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
BOOYAKA!!
Narrator: Unfortunatly for Zell, Selphie woudn't be any help against
Rinoa's magick!
Rinoa: Don't worry you guys, I'm just going to make Zell allergic to
hotdogs!
Squall: I
Irvine: Sure. Just make sure he doesn't kill himself, people can die from
allergies!
(Rinoa and Squall look at him) What! I'm smart you know! I got all A's last
year! Without cheating!
Rinoa: You don't act smart!
Irvine: Your point being?
Rinoa: Never mind! Ok let me consentrate on the spell. (A light surrounds
Rinoa) Opps!
Squall: What have you done?
Rinoa: I'm not sure.
What as Rinoa done? Please review and you'll find out! Ok, I'll probaly put
on the second before you even have chance to but still, review, cause I
haven't fished the whole story and I need to know if I should bother
continuing or not
