Disclaimer
Don't own any characters, blah, blah, even Mr. Fujiyama is Digimon's.
*sigh* I need Rikku...
Chapter 2: Quistis, Zell and my baby Squall.
Narrator: That night everyone dreamed of puppys and monsters. Summer beachs
and snow drifts, cake and ice cream. Banana and peanut butter, wait that''s
in Digimon. sorry! They all slept like logs, completely innocent of what
was about to happen in the morning. First to awake was... Squall "Whatever"
Leonhart-Loire
Squall: Um.HOTDOGS!!! I wonder if there'll be serving hotdogs yet!! (Stands
up and does that punching thing like Zell does!!! Goes into the bathroom
looks in mirror) Hey, that's weird.I didn't dream about hotdogs last night.
Narrator: Meanwhile Irvine awakens.
Irvine: What's with all this women pornography? I don't do women!! My
Squall. why oh why do you not see the love meant to be between us!!!! Why
do you have to be in love her..THAT $*^$(*(* of a women Edea!!!!!! SQUALL,
PLEASE SAY YOU LOVE ME..
Narrator: In her room Quistis awakes!
Quistis: Oh my GOD!!!! I've like broken a nail! And what's with all these
loser clothes? Can you say ClUELESS? And my hair is like all flat! I can't
go out looking like this!!!!!!!!!!
Seifer: Must get past level 2!
NOOOOO!!!!!!! I've died AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid X-BOX!!!! Where's my
PS2? My PS2 NEVER let's me down!!!! I hate you X-BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come
on gods of the PS2!!! I love you!!!!!!!!!
Narrotor: Unfortunately, Zell woke up next!
Zell: Better get up!
(He falls out of bed!)
Mrs. Dincht: STOP MAKING SUCH A RACKET!!!
Zell: Sorry mum!
Mrs. Dincht: Just shut the hell up and get to school!!
Zell: Alright!!
Mrs Dincht: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Zell: ...
Mrs Dincht: Don't be so rude!!
Zell: Hey?!
Mrs. Dincht: That's it!!!! If you're not out of MY house in the next 5
minutes I'll sue you!!!!!!
Zell: ......(Runs out of house with T-board!!!!!)
Mrs. Dincht: Stupid Zell!
Zell: I love T-boarding!!! Gawd, I hope Squall eats all the hot-dogs again.
Irvine always makes me eat one and there disgusting!!! (Gets on T-board
after about 5 seconds he falls off!!!)
Zell: Yee-OUCH!!!!!