Disclaimer
Don't own any of the characters, remind me to call Rikku... My chapters are
getting smaller, NOOOO!!!
Chapter 3: Bunny Rabbits and Guns
Narrator: And so Selphie gets up.
Selphie: Life is stupid, better get my black clothes on with my white face
makeup and my fangs!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! MICHELLE!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH MY CLOTHES!!!!!!! You've replaced them with yellow!! Ow it hurts my
eyes, it hurts my eyes!!!
Michelle: I haven't done anything!!! It's not my fault You want to be a
vampire!
Selphie: Vampire? What's a vampire?!! I 'M GOING TO KILL YOU MICHELLE!!!!
FOR DESTROYING MY NORMAL CLOTHES!
Narrator: Laguna wakes up screaming!!
Laguna: AAAAAHHH!!!!!! A BUNNY RABBIT!!! AND LOTS OF LITTLE KIDS!!!! AND ON
TOP OF ALL THAT..FLOWERS!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELP ME!!!!!!
Ellone: You want a fight?
Laguna: NO!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Ellone: You're asking for it!!!
Laguna: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ellone: That's it I'm getting my gun!!!
Seifar: GO SPRYO!!!! No ZOE Don't Zap Me!! NOOOOO!!!! She
zapped me I'm going to kill that
stupid Rhynoc!! YAY!!!!! I got another
what-do-ya-call-it? Who cares!!!!! I win!!!!!!!
Fujin: Yay!!!!! I love you Seifar!!!!! You're the best at game-consoles!!!
You only died 10 times in the last 7 minutes!!!!
Seifar: Don't dis tract me!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Not Again!! I've warped back to
that evil ZOE!!!!!!!
Fujin: Don't worry I'll kill that evil FAIRY!!!
Rajin: Will you two keep it down. You know War and Peace is a very
interesting read but I can't concentrate with you two making an infernal
racket!
Fujin: Sorry Rajin! I know how much you love your big long story books
Rajin: As a matter of fact the correct term for my intellectual interesting
books is 'novels' not 'story books'
Fujin: Whatever! You'll have to lend it me I'll get a summary of the
internet and pretend I've read it! There pretty boring, unlike Rajin, and
Seifar, and every other guy pretty much. Rajin's kinder like an improved
version of um..that geek with blue hair and glasses and has a brother
called Jim in Digimon. Can't remember what he's called but he's one guy I
DON't love.Guys are so cute.!!!!
Rajin: Yes of.
Seifar: YAY!!! I GOT ENOUGH ORBS TO FIGHT RIPTO!!!!!!!!! YAY!!
Rajin: Did you know, Interrupting is a highly uncivilised, impolite thing
to do!
Seifar: Oh shut up.. DIE RIPTO!!!!!!!!...