Disclaimer
I don't own any of the characters except Squall, because Squall is my baby!

Chapter 4: Playcubes, Gameboxes and Xstations
Narrator: Squall, Zell and Irvine are in the cafeteria! People arrive
basically when they say something.
Squall: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT SERVING HOTDOGS YET!!! IT'S 9.00 IN THE
MORNING, PEOPLE WANT HOT-DOGS!!!!
Zell: Correction, YOU want Hotdogs.
Irvine: I want a hotdog!!!
Selphie: Isn't life stupid?
Laguna: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ellone: What now?
Laguna: T-T-TABLES!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ellone: Oh stop being such a baby.
Squall: WHERE ARE MY HOTDOGS!!!!!!!!!!
Irvine: Yeah, WE WANT HOTDOGS!!
Quistis: Hotdogs are like, so, out!!!! And what's with the hair Laguna.
Laguna: W-What about my H-hair.
Quistis: *shakes her head* Why am I surrounded by freaks? If you don't know
then I can't tell you.
Irvine and Squall: HOT DOGS!!! HOT DOGS!!! HOT DOGS!!!
Rajin: You know, it is impolite to demand things. As it is to gobble down
food, Seifar.
Seifar: Gotta eat fast so I can defeat Ripto!!!!
Fujin: Yeah!! I WANT HOTDOGS TOO!!!
Rajin: Well I personally think that obsessing your life over playcubes,
gameboxes and Xstations.
Seifar: IT'S PLAYSTATIONS, GAMECUBES AND XBOXES YOU IDIOT!!!
Rajin: .is stupid.
Seifar: Well you're an idiot then.
Laguna: X-x boxes? W-what do t-they d-do?
Seifar: Allow you to play cool games.
Laguna: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Quistis: Oh stop screaming. You're, like, so showing us up!!!
Squall: Fine. I'll wait here until you DO serve hotdogs, so I get them
first!!!
Irvine: And I get mine second!!!!!
Zell: Hotdog's are disgusting.
Squall: NO THEY ARE NOT!!!
Selphie: Isn't life stupid?
Ellone: IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!
Selphie: Ahh. The meaning of life.is death!
Squall: No it's not! It's HOTDOGS!!!
Seifar: PLAYSTATIONS!!
Quistis: Uh..Whatever!! You're all, like, so totally wrong. It's, like,
fashion, and hair, and makeup, duh!!
(Zell sits down and immediately falls of the chair!)
Ellone: Oh for god's sake can't you even sit down on a chair!!
Zell: Whatever.
Laguna: D-don't argue. Y-you might end up g-getting in a f-fight and t-
their s-scary!
Quistis: You're starting to scare me!
Ellone: I'M GETTING SICK OF YOU LAGUNA!!! GO AWAY!!!
(Laguna runs out screaming)
Quistis: Thank you.
Rajin: It is not very polite to make someone run away screaming Ellone!
Ellone: Oh shut up.
Squall: YAY!!!! HOTDOGS!!! (Does Zell's punching thing!)
Irvine: Save some for me!!!!
Fujin: I want one!!!
Squall: Everyone's stealing my hotdogs!!! (Grabs two big trays each with
about 30 hotdogs on and sits at the table!!!)
Zell: YUCK!! HOTDOGS!!! GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Quistis: You'll, like, so put on weight if you, like, eat that many
hotdogs.
Squall: Like I care!!!!!
Irvine: Hi Squall!!! Aren't hotdogs so delicious!!!!! You know what else is
nice Squall-chan!!!
*Squall blinks*
Edea: GET AWAY FROM MY SQUALL-CHAN GAY-BOY!!!!!
Squall: Edea!!! I love you!!!! Want a hotdog?
Irvine: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUALL LOVE ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I lIKE
HOTDOGS MORE THAN SHE DOES!!!!!!!!!
Edea: Oh go away, gay boy!!! I love you too Squall-chan!!!! No I don't want
a hotdog!!
Squall: Ok!! All the more for me!!!
Ellone: I'll have 1 or 2 or 3, no I'll have 5!!!
*Grabs 5 hotdogs just to annoy Squall*
Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY HOTDOGS!!!
Irvine: I got my own hotdogs!!!! Here you can have mine Squall-chan!!!
Squall: OK!!!!
Irvine: Will you go out with me!!!
*Squall is too busy eating hotdogs to answer!*
Irvine: I'll take that as a yes!! OW!!!
*Edea has hit Irvine!*
Edea: Squall-chan is mine!!!
Fujin: Squall!!! You love me, right!!
*Squall is still eating hotdogs*
Seifar; I'm off to beat Ripto!! Farewell.
Fujin: I want to see you beat Ripto!!
*Seifar runs off followed by Fujin just behind him*
Rajin: Don't they realise it is uncivilised to run in a canteen. Not to
mention extremely dangerous.
Quistis: It's, like, so totally out to speak like that Rajin.
Rajin: Well at least I have manners *glares at Squall who is busy stuffing
his face with hotdogs*
Laguna: H-hiya!!!
Ellone: Damn it!!!! I thought you had gone?
Laguna: I h-had but I saw a t-t-tree and it was so s-s-s-scary I c-came
back h-here cause its safe in h-here except for the t-t-t-tables!!!
Quistis: You, like, are so totally gay!!
Irvine: I know!!! But Squall's soooooooooo cute!!!!!!! I love you Squall-
chan!!!!
Quistis: I'm surrounded by retards!!!! Isn't there someone normal