Disclaimer
I don't own any of the characters *Bursts out crying*
Chapter 5: What the hell is going on?
Irvine: I'm normal!!!
Quistis: No, YOU're not, you have long hair, which is like, so totally out!
Irvine: Yeah, so? Guys like long hair, particually Squall-chan....
Zell: I don't. I like girls like Rinoa.
Selphie: What is the point of love when it only brings heartbreaks and
suffering?
Quistis: Like, what is the point of you hanging out with us?
Laguna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ellone: Oh, what now!!!
Laguna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Quistis: Like, shut up, and go away.
Squall: Damn it, out of hotdogs...
Zell: Yuck!!! How can you eat those vile things?!
Squall: HOTDOGS ARE THE WAY TO TRUE HAPPINESS!!!
Quistis: Like, whatever.
Rajin: I don't think that was a correctly punctuated sentence, Quistis.
Ellone: Oh, like, just shut up, Rajin!!
Meanwhile...
Rinoa:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*She enters the cafeteria
Rinoa: SQUALL!!!! There you are!!
Zell: Rinoa!! There you are, my love!!
Rinoa: W-what!!! Squall, you said you'd meet me!! Where were you!
Squall: What you on about? I was here eating hotdogs!!!
Quistis: Is, like, you're head completly mixed up Rinoa?
Rinoa: Squall-chan, what's going on?
*She gets hit by Edea*
Edea: Get away from MY Squall!!
Zell: H-Hey! Don't you love me anymore? Rinoa, what have I done to upset
you?
Irvine: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not ANOTHER competeter to my Squall-chan!!!!!
Zell: I love you Rinoa....
Selphie: Love *sigh* why do so many feel that love is necassary? All it
does is leave people sad. Life is dumb.
Rinoa: What the b*****y hell is going on? Is this some kind of a joke?
Edea: You better not try and take MY Squall-chan away from me!!
Squall: Hey, Rino, can you get me some more hotdogs,
plllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeee
Seifer: YES, YES, YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! I am the best at
consoles!!!! I can rule the world!!! I. Beat. Ripto!!!!!!
Fujin: YAY!!!!!!!! I knew you could do it Seifer-chan!!!!!!!
Zell: Rinoa? You love me don't you....
Rinoa: What?! No, yes, in a friend way...
Zell: Rinoeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! We're supposed to be getting
marrrrrrrrrrrrriiedddddddddddd!!!! *Bursts out crying*
Laguna: Why, you d-do that!! I was supposed to be the f-flower boy.....I
was trying to beat my fears of flowers but now there's n-no p-p-p-
poINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Is also crying his
eyes out*
Quistis: Thanks, a lot, Rinoa, like, now I have to put up with these losers
showing me up!
Edea: You're so mean, Rinoa!!! You've been going out with Zell for two
years and NOW your saying you love him only as a friend!! AND YOU'RE TRYING
TO STEAL MY SQUALL-CHAN!!
Irvine: Zell's cute!! Don't worry Zelly, I'll go out with you because
SOMEBODY *glares at Edea* stole Squall-chan off me...
Squall: Need. Hotdogs. Now. Else. Might. Die. I. Love. You. Edea.
Rinoa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Seifer: I beat Ripto!!!! I beat Ripto!!
Laguna: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Ellone: Oh, shut up.
Rinoa: Oh no....
*Runs off, obviously realising what the spell has done*
Zell: Why doesn't Rinoe love me anymore? She said yesterday that if I broke
up with her she'd never be able to c-cope!! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
RIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Quistis: Like, get over it, it's like, so totally 5 minutes ago!!!
Selphie: This is an example of loves claws.
Quistis: Like, shut up!!
Rajin: It is not very polite to show people up like this Laguna and Zell!
Irvine: So Zelly? What do you say? I'll take Rinoa's place at the wedding!!
Zell: No way, It's Rinoe or n-nobody!! WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fujin: Not even me?
Zell: No. Sorry Fujin.
Fujin: No prob, plenty of guys in the airship!! Seifer?
Seifer: Yeah?
Fujin: Go out with me tonight.
Seifer: Sorry, busy. Gotta collect every treasure and every orb in the
whole game.
Rajin: I cannot believe that you would rather play on your Playcube than go
out with Fujin!
Seifer: PLAYSTATION, you moron!
Fujin: Will YOU go out with me then Rajin?
Rajin: Yes, al..
Squall: Anyone lend me any money?
Irvine: If you'll go out with me!!
Squall: No. Give me money.
Rajin: SQUALL LEONHART!!! First you interrupt me and then you DEMAND money
of Irvine!! You are unbelivable!!!!
Irvine: DON'T SHOUT AT MY SQUALL CHAN!!!! Here I'll give you some
money!!!!!
Squall: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs off to buy hotdogs. Irvine laugh's at
Squall)
Quistis: You are like so weird!!!
Irvine: Guess what!!!
Laguna: Wh......at?
Irvine: I got to touch Squall's hand!!!!!!!!
Edea: How could you? You know Squall's mine!!! (Squall comes back)
Edea: Who do you love the most Squall?
Squall: The cafeteria lady!!!!
Edea: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irvine: How could you? We're destined to be together!!!!
Squall: But she gives me a free hotdog!!!!
Irvine: But I bought you loads of hotdogs!!!
Squall: I know, I love you too!!
Edea: WHAT!!!!!!!!
Irvine: Yay!!!
Squall: I meant in a friends, not in love, way!
Irvine: WHY, SQUALL, WHY? WHY DON'T YOU SEE THE LOVE MEANT TO BE BETWEEN
US!!! WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO?!!!
Squall: *shrug* I dunno, maybe because I'm not gay, and I love Edea.
Edea: Yay!!! I love you too, Squall-chan!
Seplhie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the pains of life, Irvine, will always conquer
all...
Quistis: Like, shut up you freak!!!
Ellone: Haven't we all got a class about now?
Quistis: Like, damn it, yeah. You, like, better wait a minute Ellone,
cause, like, I'm only late if I get there after you, so like bye...
*Quistis runs off and followed by Ellone and Selphie*
Seifer: Does anyone want to bunk off with me to play Spryo, no wait I'm
sick off that, um...Dead or Alive?
Fujin: Yeah!!
Rajin: Truanting is illegal. I will not take part in such madness!!
*Rajin storms off to the class*
Laguna: I don't have a c-class
Seifer: Come play Dead or Alive then!
Laguna: No that s-scary! I think I'll just go to the c-class anyway, cause
then at least I have people protecting me!
*Runs off to the class*
Edea: Come on Squall!!!
Squall: I haven't finished my hotdogs!!
Irvine: Come on Squall-chan!
Zell: Bye! Maybe Rinoa might love me again in English.
*Runs off*
*Seifer and Fujin run off to play Dead or Alive*
Edea: Come on, lets leave the gayboy in peace!
*Grabs Squall by the arm and drags him out of the cafeteria*
Irvine: Wait for me Squall, my love.
*Runs off after them*
*It is a dark room. Rinoa is in the middle of it messing around with
magick*
Rinoa: YES!! That should do it!! Squall-chan will love me again, and
everyone will be back to normal!!! Damn it, I've got class!!
So what do you think of this chapter? Please review, and it's not weird,
and if you think it is I don't care. Don't worry, it isn't finished. THAT
'ending' would be rubbish!!!
I don't own any of the characters *Bursts out crying*
Chapter 5: What the hell is going on?
Irvine: I'm normal!!!
Quistis: No, YOU're not, you have long hair, which is like, so totally out!
Irvine: Yeah, so? Guys like long hair, particually Squall-chan....
Zell: I don't. I like girls like Rinoa.
Selphie: What is the point of love when it only brings heartbreaks and
suffering?
Quistis: Like, what is the point of you hanging out with us?
Laguna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ellone: Oh, what now!!!
Laguna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Quistis: Like, shut up, and go away.
Squall: Damn it, out of hotdogs...
Zell: Yuck!!! How can you eat those vile things?!
Squall: HOTDOGS ARE THE WAY TO TRUE HAPPINESS!!!
Quistis: Like, whatever.
Rajin: I don't think that was a correctly punctuated sentence, Quistis.
Ellone: Oh, like, just shut up, Rajin!!
Meanwhile...
Rinoa:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*She enters the cafeteria
Rinoa: SQUALL!!!! There you are!!
Zell: Rinoa!! There you are, my love!!
Rinoa: W-what!!! Squall, you said you'd meet me!! Where were you!
Squall: What you on about? I was here eating hotdogs!!!
Quistis: Is, like, you're head completly mixed up Rinoa?
Rinoa: Squall-chan, what's going on?
*She gets hit by Edea*
Edea: Get away from MY Squall!!
Zell: H-Hey! Don't you love me anymore? Rinoa, what have I done to upset
you?
Irvine: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not ANOTHER competeter to my Squall-chan!!!!!
Zell: I love you Rinoa....
Selphie: Love *sigh* why do so many feel that love is necassary? All it
does is leave people sad. Life is dumb.
Rinoa: What the b*****y hell is going on? Is this some kind of a joke?
Edea: You better not try and take MY Squall-chan away from me!!
Squall: Hey, Rino, can you get me some more hotdogs,
plllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeee
Seifer: YES, YES, YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! I am the best at
consoles!!!! I can rule the world!!! I. Beat. Ripto!!!!!!
Fujin: YAY!!!!!!!! I knew you could do it Seifer-chan!!!!!!!
Zell: Rinoa? You love me don't you....
Rinoa: What?! No, yes, in a friend way...
Zell: Rinoeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! We're supposed to be getting
marrrrrrrrrrrrriiedddddddddddd!!!! *Bursts out crying*
Laguna: Why, you d-do that!! I was supposed to be the f-flower boy.....I
was trying to beat my fears of flowers but now there's n-no p-p-p-
poINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Is also crying his
eyes out*
Quistis: Thanks, a lot, Rinoa, like, now I have to put up with these losers
showing me up!
Edea: You're so mean, Rinoa!!! You've been going out with Zell for two
years and NOW your saying you love him only as a friend!! AND YOU'RE TRYING
TO STEAL MY SQUALL-CHAN!!
Irvine: Zell's cute!! Don't worry Zelly, I'll go out with you because
SOMEBODY *glares at Edea* stole Squall-chan off me...
Squall: Need. Hotdogs. Now. Else. Might. Die. I. Love. You. Edea.
Rinoa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Seifer: I beat Ripto!!!! I beat Ripto!!
Laguna: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Ellone: Oh, shut up.
Rinoa: Oh no....
*Runs off, obviously realising what the spell has done*
Zell: Why doesn't Rinoe love me anymore? She said yesterday that if I broke
up with her she'd never be able to c-cope!! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
RIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Quistis: Like, get over it, it's like, so totally 5 minutes ago!!!
Selphie: This is an example of loves claws.
Quistis: Like, shut up!!
Rajin: It is not very polite to show people up like this Laguna and Zell!
Irvine: So Zelly? What do you say? I'll take Rinoa's place at the wedding!!
Zell: No way, It's Rinoe or n-nobody!! WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fujin: Not even me?
Zell: No. Sorry Fujin.
Fujin: No prob, plenty of guys in the airship!! Seifer?
Seifer: Yeah?
Fujin: Go out with me tonight.
Seifer: Sorry, busy. Gotta collect every treasure and every orb in the
whole game.
Rajin: I cannot believe that you would rather play on your Playcube than go
out with Fujin!
Seifer: PLAYSTATION, you moron!
Fujin: Will YOU go out with me then Rajin?
Rajin: Yes, al..
Squall: Anyone lend me any money?
Irvine: If you'll go out with me!!
Squall: No. Give me money.
Rajin: SQUALL LEONHART!!! First you interrupt me and then you DEMAND money
of Irvine!! You are unbelivable!!!!
Irvine: DON'T SHOUT AT MY SQUALL CHAN!!!! Here I'll give you some
money!!!!!
Squall: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs off to buy hotdogs. Irvine laugh's at
Squall)
Quistis: You are like so weird!!!
Irvine: Guess what!!!
Laguna: Wh......at?
Irvine: I got to touch Squall's hand!!!!!!!!
Edea: How could you? You know Squall's mine!!! (Squall comes back)
Edea: Who do you love the most Squall?
Squall: The cafeteria lady!!!!
Edea: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Irvine: How could you? We're destined to be together!!!!
Squall: But she gives me a free hotdog!!!!
Irvine: But I bought you loads of hotdogs!!!
Squall: I know, I love you too!!
Edea: WHAT!!!!!!!!
Irvine: Yay!!!
Squall: I meant in a friends, not in love, way!
Irvine: WHY, SQUALL, WHY? WHY DON'T YOU SEE THE LOVE MEANT TO BE BETWEEN
US!!! WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO?!!!
Squall: *shrug* I dunno, maybe because I'm not gay, and I love Edea.
Edea: Yay!!! I love you too, Squall-chan!
Seplhie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the pains of life, Irvine, will always conquer
all...
Quistis: Like, shut up you freak!!!
Ellone: Haven't we all got a class about now?
Quistis: Like, damn it, yeah. You, like, better wait a minute Ellone,
cause, like, I'm only late if I get there after you, so like bye...
*Quistis runs off and followed by Ellone and Selphie*
Seifer: Does anyone want to bunk off with me to play Spryo, no wait I'm
sick off that, um...Dead or Alive?
Fujin: Yeah!!
Rajin: Truanting is illegal. I will not take part in such madness!!
*Rajin storms off to the class*
Laguna: I don't have a c-class
Seifer: Come play Dead or Alive then!
Laguna: No that s-scary! I think I'll just go to the c-class anyway, cause
then at least I have people protecting me!
*Runs off to the class*
Edea: Come on Squall!!!
Squall: I haven't finished my hotdogs!!
Irvine: Come on Squall-chan!
Zell: Bye! Maybe Rinoa might love me again in English.
*Runs off*
*Seifer and Fujin run off to play Dead or Alive*
Edea: Come on, lets leave the gayboy in peace!
*Grabs Squall by the arm and drags him out of the cafeteria*
Irvine: Wait for me Squall, my love.
*Runs off after them*
*It is a dark room. Rinoa is in the middle of it messing around with
magick*
Rinoa: YES!! That should do it!! Squall-chan will love me again, and
everyone will be back to normal!!! Damn it, I've got class!!
So what do you think of this chapter? Please review, and it's not weird,
and if you think it is I don't care. Don't worry, it isn't finished. THAT
'ending' would be rubbish!!!
