BLOOPER TIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!! YAAAAAY!!!!! I may have to separate this into two pages since I have so many chapters and I was thinking about doing about 3 per chappy =P Well, we'll see how it goes.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 1 bloopers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1---ACTION!

            Marth walked up to the snack bar and grabbed a carrot stick, munching on it and staring around the room with a content smile.

            Link walked up to the snack bar as well, and shouldered Marth out the way, then grabbed a powdered doughnut and took a large bite out of it –

            "OWW MY EYE!!!!"

            "Whoa…sorry, Marth…" Link said, attempting to rub the doughnut piece from Marth's eye, but ended up poking it instead.

            I waved my arms as if flagging down an airplane. "Stop the narrator! One hour break, everyone!"

2---ACTION!

            Marth looked down at his hand and began to wonder…he shrugged, sighed, and walked over to the trash can anyway, catching some phra—

            "Hang on, I can't get this off of my hand." Marth said in an annoyed tone, trying to unstick the gum from his hand.

            "Smooth move, Peach." I muttered under my breath.

            An innocent smile was caught from Peach.

3---ACTION!

            "Ganondorf." The man in black armor whom Roy was talking to, glared menacingly over the crowd, and then swung his huge sword out, making people in the chairs duck –

            "YOUCH!" Samus took her helmet off, rubbing the dent in it with dizzy eyes.

            "We really need to get this thing a little duller." Ganondorf sheathed his sword.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter two bloopers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1---ACTION!

            Link rolled his eyes and spat on the nearest rock, and then looked up, his dark eyebrows forming a V-shape.

            Marth cracked a smile.

            "What?" Link asked, still dead serious.

            Marth began to snigger, his stance breaking completely. Suddenly he burst out laughing.

            "What?!"

2---ACTION!

            "You missed." Marth said, not raising or lowering his tone.

            "Why yes I did…" Link said, walking slowly off the stage and beginning to snigger loudly.

3---ACTION!

            "Darn you! Zelda gave me that sword!" Link screamed at him, pushing Marth off his shield and grabbing his sword hilt, jumping up.

            "Seemed cheap!" Marth scorned, keeping a straight face, getting back into stance.

            "SORRY LINK! I GOT IT AT A GARAGE SALE!!!!" Zelda's voice called somewhere from the distance. "Sorry, I just had to say that…continue the film!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter three bloopers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1---Preparation

            While mixing fake blood (Not in the actual fanfiction) Link dipped his finger into it and licked them, "You mean I have to pour this stuff all over myself for this next shot?"

            (Me) The Producer nodded, "Of course, you idiot! Wait…WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

            Link had taken the large bowl of fake blood and guzzled it down. "MMmm…I can't believe this stuff is made from peanut butter…"

2---ACTION!

            Suddenly Link's face appeared as he wiped most of the blood from it…and licked it off his fingers, "Sorry, can we get some more blood?" Link asked innocently.

            I threw down the script sheet, "STOP EATING THE PEANUT BUTTER BLOOD!"

3---ACTION!

            Ganondorf marched towards him and folded his arms, his overly large nose lifti—

            "WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT?! I DON'T HAVE A BIG NOSE!!! DO I?!" Ganondorf shouted around the room.

            "eep eep…eep eep…" (Crickets)

~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter four bloopers~~~~~~~~~~~~

1---ACTION!

            "About," He coughed, nearly choking on the lump in his throat, "About." He coughed some more. "about.."

            "JUST SAY THE LINE ALREADY!!!" I shouted from my seat.

            "Sorry, I *Cough* think I got something *Cough* stuck in *Cough*" Marth struggled.

            "Forget it -_- NEXT SHOT!"

2---ACTION!

            He was about to take another step when there was a loud "GAH!" And Peach fell, apparently—

            "Hang on! Can we redo that scene? Ya…I only tripped…I needed to fall…I'm just so scared I'm going to hurt myself…" Peach said, twiddling her thumbs.

            "Don't worry, I'll be here to save you!" Marth said in a wannabe hero voice.

            "Enough fooling around already! You guys have messed up 9 times already! THIS MAKES IT 10!"

3---ACTION!

            "Ready? ACTION!" I shouted, as the cameras started rolling.

            He was about to take another step when there was a loud "GAH!" And Peach fell, apparently tripping over her long dress. Marth's eyes  widened and he ran over to her as everyone began laughing.

            "Are you alright?" Marth asked, almost desperately.

            "NO YOU IDIOT! YOU TOLD ME YOU'D BE THERE TO CATCH ME! BUT WERE YOU?! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Peach started smacking Marth with her glove.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter five bloopers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1---ACTION!

            "Were you fearing my return?" Link asked smugly, not fumbling with his steps at all. In fact, he seemed in quite fine condition.

            "Oh yes. Very much. Please don't hurt me." Marth said in a monotone voice, rolling his eyes.

2---ACTION!

            Ganondorf cut in, "I would like to take a team rematch. This way, the new employees may have a chance to fight, as well as Link and Marth may have another choice—chain—CHANCE, DANGIT! CHANCE!!!!"

3---ACTION!

            He kept walking until he got to Hyrule Temple. "This." He said, turning to face his team and foes.

            "This what?" Marth asked, bewildered.

            "This old man, he played three, he played nick knack on my knee, with a nick knack patty whack give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home!" Link said, tapping his knee in beat.

            I came down from my seat and started whacking Link with the script.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter six bloopers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1---ACTION!

            "I cannot hurt an innocent woman." Said Marth, bowing once more.

            "Oh, believe me," Zelda winked. "I'm not innocent…"

2---ACTION!

            'Where's her chest?' Marth asked himself silently—

            "I CAN READ MINDS YOU KNOW!!!!!" Zelda shouted.

3---ACTION!

            "I need to put you up here." Marth told the disgruntled Princess, and lifted the back of her material (carrying the Princess up as well) up to the corner of the stone canopy above. He slid his sword out of—

            *SLICE!*

            "AAAAH!!!" *Thump*

            "Whoops…" *sweatdrop from Marth*

~~~~~~~~~~Chapter seven Bloopers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1---ACTION!

            "If you do not agree to let Link and me settle this battle, I will let you fall, and you will fail. If you wish to live and keep your reputation for this first battle, prom—WAH!" Marth's grip on Ganondorf's cape loosened. Marth made a grab for Ganondorf's cape but ended up falling forward and going head first into the pillows and cushions, right after Ganondorf.

            "Smooth." Link called down from above.

2---ACTION!

            "You've got some fancy looks there, boy." Link said, holding his sword out to the side, as usual.

            Marth snickered. "You sound like an old Grandpa…"

            Link imitated an old person, using his sword for a cane, pressing his lips back as if he had no teeth. "You got shum fanshy moofs der' sonny."

3---ACTION!

            Zelda continued to beat on Marth's chest armor, then collapsed, sobbing at Marth's feet.

            "Wow…you're really weak…" Marth laughed.

            "Hey! You're supposed to be comforting me!" Zelda muttered something under her breath, then set Marth's cape on fire.

~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter eight bloopers~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1---ACTION!

            "So be it." Said the glove with a sigh. "DK. Two injured in 06 – go get them, please."

            Donkey Kong started tapdancing.

            "Ok, that was…random…" I muttered from my seat.

2---ACTION!

            He locked it quickly, and then continued to follow DK, but nearly – and did fall backward.

            "OW!…Peach…You were supposed to tug my cape GENTLY!"

            "Sorry, I don't know my own strength…" Peach said mock-innocently.

3---ACTION!

            "Thank you." He said, taking the stack of towerls. About to close the door, he jumped to see a small midget person with—

            "Hang on." Marth held up his hand to silence the narrator. "Where's Toad?"

            A loud flushing noise came from the bathroom behind one of the cameras, and out came Toad, looking very relieved. "Oh. Sorry…heh heh…"

~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter nine bloopers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1---ACTION!

            "Well come in, you can dry off by the fire, babe." Peach said, chewing her gum a few times, then taking it out and tried to unstick it from her fingers to put in Toad's outstretched hand.

            "What kind of gum do you chew!?" Marth asked in an irritated voice.

2---ACTION!

            There was a long nasty silence, waiting for the rest of the food to be brought out, only to be broken by a short, loud "Phut".

            Peach looked at the narrator, waiting for the "Phut" to come like it was supposed to. She nudged Mario's leg.

            "OH! Right-a…" Mario muttered. His face screwed up and out came a "Phut".

3---ACTION!

            Marth frowned and stood up, placing his napkin on the table lightly, and headed off in the direction Zelda had gone. He reached the doors and tugged…

            "Zelda, I think you locked it."

            There was a clicking noise from the door, noting that she'd unlocked it.

            "Ok, we're good to go. Start again!" Marth said, pulling open the doors.

            I slapped my hand to my forehead. 'I didn't even know those doors had a lock…'

~~~~~~~~~~Chapter ten Bloopers~~~~~~~~~~~~

1---ACTION!

            Marth fast-walked down the corridor, Zelda just ahead of him, closing a door, which led to another corridor. Marth reached out for the door handle when he flopped onto his back.

            "PEACH! QUIT THAT!" He yelled, rubbing his back.

            "Sorry…" Peach let go of his cape and went into a fit of giggles.

            *Hour later*

            Peach is still in a fit of giggles -_-…

2---ACTION!

            "Here." Said Marth, tossing her his sword straight from his scabbard. "I'm defenseless." He added, holding out his arms for a clear shot.

            "EEP!" Zelda shrieked, waving her hands around and backing up, the sword clattering on the ground. "I'm sorry…it was gonna cut me…"

            "You're such a sissy…" Marth rolled his eyes, putting down his arms.

            "Shush you!" Zelda set his cape on fire.

3---ACTION!

            He stumbled backward a few steps, ramming into the wall behind him, Zelda still clinging to him. "Oww…my back…" Marth mumbled, rubbing his back.

            "Oh…I'm so sorry…I didn't mean to use so much force…" Zelda giggled and bit her lip.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter eleven bloopers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1---ACTION!

            Marth had just a hard and wet time keeping himself stable on the taxi as before, but was even happier to get off the taxi then he was when he had arrived at Peach's Castle.

            "OOF!" Marth got the wind blown out of him as he slipped while jumping from the taxi and belly flopped onto the ground.

2---ACTION!

            Marth would have gone all out and beaten Link to a bloody pulp for telling Zelda to shut up, but number one, he was wearing a towel and he didn't believe it would hold through a fight, and number two—

            "OOOOH! I wouldn't mind seeing you without a towel!" Zelda giggled and winked at Marth.

            "What!?"

            "I told ya I can read minds…" Zelda grinned mischievously.

3---ACTION!

            "Ayo Marf!" The pink fluff ball called up to him.

            Marth sniggered quietly.

            "What?" Kirby asked.

            Marth walked off the stage, "I'm sorry…" He said through clenched teeth, holding back a loud laugh.

            "What?!" Kirby said in his high pitched voice, staring around.

~~~~~~~~~~Chapter twelve bloopers~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1---ACTION!

            "I'll take on Zelda, Marth-babe. You take on marshmallow." Peach said, walking quickly towards Zelda.

            Kirby swallowed her before she took another step, glaring at nothing.

2---ACTION!

            "Marf tashtes like metal." He heard Kirby's voice echo.

            "There's a reason for that…" Marth remarked glumly, wiping his poor scabbard with his cape.

3---ACTION!

            "Youch! Ow! Hey! Watch it!" He suddenly broke his focus on floating and fell onto the ground as Pichu zapped his tail with a small electric vine, Jigglypuff thew her green headband around his neck and pulled him to the ground, and Yoshi cracked an egg on his head.

            "uuuuuugh…" Mewtwo groaned.

            "Are you ok?" Jigglypuff asked, stepping back.

            "We've done that scene thirteen times…of course I'm not ok…"

Ok, well…those were all cheesy LOL! I'm sorry…it's always where whenever I try to be funny, I never am, and when I don't mean to be, everyone laughs at me. =P I'm weird like that. Anyway, this is just the first half, I'll make the second half later ^.^. Oh, and DarkMagnus? It sounded like you were cursing when you said the F-word, even though you didn't spell it right *Wrings DarkMagnus's neck* BWAHAHAHA!!! *Clears her throat* Anyway, stay tuned for the rest of the bloopers *News guy voice*