The Mission

Disclaimer : I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.

Rating : PG-13

Summary : Hiei, Kurama, Yusuke , and Kuwabara have missions to do for Koenma and Botan. If they don't do the mission, they will be punished. But, each mission has something to do with a different member! What will happen in this wacky mission story? R/R!!

Couplings : YU/KY Y/K H/?? K/B

Warning : For all you Hiei/Kurama Fans, sorry but I'm not a fan of that, nor of Hiei/Botan, but a few exceptions for my favs that are so OOC but still beautiful. If you don't like the Hiei coupling, don't read that mission. She will be mentioned later though, so you might as well live with it or not read the story. Thank You, Yukina.

Chapter 1 : Koenma's First Assignment

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Yusuke walked down the halls of his school, followed by Kuwabara and Keiko. "Yusuke, you've been quiet of all a sudden. What's wrong?" Yusuke sighed, "It's nothing at all, Keiko. I just feel like we'll be put on another mission soon." Kuwabara looked at Yusuke. "Another? Geez. When does that toddler stop?" "He's not a toddler!" Botan defended with her usual perky voice. Yusuke smirked at Botan. "Another mission for us?" "Yes, Yusuke. Koenma wishes you to come right away. Kurama and Hiei are there already." "We'll be there, Botan." Botan flew off on her oar and Yusuke turned to Keiko. "Sorry, Keiko." "It's ok, Yusuke. I understand your duty is important. Just do them quickly. Ok, Yusuke?" "Sure thing." With that, Yusuke and Kuwabara ran down the halls and out the school. 'Oh, Yusuke.' Keiko thought. 'You're always running away, leaving me alone. . .'

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Kurama and Hiei sat in a room waiting for Yusuke and Kuwabara. "I see they are late again." Kurama was always in a calm and charming tone. (A/N : He's so beautiful, but not as beautiful of Hiei.) "Like always. . ." Kurama looked to the door and saw his two friends walking in. "About time." Hiei got up and walked over to the other door, the door that leads to Koenma. Kurama followed him to the door and Botan pushed the giant doors open. "Koenma, sir. I brought the boys." "Good, Botan. Come here boys," the toddler ordered. The four 'heroes' walked up to Koenma as he began their first mission. "Yusuke, Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara. This mission is extremely hard, if you fail, you'll be punished. Understand?" The boys nodded. "Good. Now, your first mission. . ." A long silence crept upon the room. ". . . is to get Kuwabara a decent haircut!" "WHAT!?!?" Kuwabara screamed out, holding his hair. "I REFUSE!!!" "The mission about that member doesn't have to do it," Koenma explained.

The other three boys grinned evilly at Kuwabara. Though, Hiei only smirked evilly. "Come here Kuwabara. . ." "NEVER!!" Kuwabara ran out the room, followed by the three that were on a mission. Hiei was in the lead, for his speed was the best of the three. As he came closer to Kuwabara, he pulled out his katana. He then jumped and SLASH!! He cut most of Kuwabara's hair off. "MY HAIR!!!!" Kuwabara ran as fast as he could out the building and into a dark forest. . .

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A/N : End of Chapter 1! What do you think? Please Review, no flames, thank you. Each Mission lasts about 2-5 chapters long. Poor Kurama is after Kuwabara. I tell no more! For you Yusuke/Keiko fans, you will be happy with Koenma's mission for him, except there are bad bits. . .