Chapter one: Who are you? Disclaimer: Don't own Yu Yu Hakasho, blah, blah, blah.

This is totally not copying off of others. I had a dream (which is currently part of chapter 2), and it was a really good story plot. Or beginning. Or idea.oh god, just read!

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"Yusuke do this, Yusuke do that. Why the hell did I even agree to this job?" Yusuke kicked a stray coke can as he walked, sending it flying down the empty sidewalk.

"Urameshi, what the hell do you think you're doin'?!"

"What does it look like I'm doing, shit head?" Yusuke told off Kuwabara lazily.

"Hey, we got a mission, remember?"

"You know what? Let me tell you where you can stick our mission-." Before Yusuke could finish, Kuwabara stormed up and pushed Yusuke's nose in.

"Look mister, you're not leaving me to deal with this thing alone again! I was out for a week because you decided you didn't have the time! And I bet you were just sitting on your lazy butt watching toons, cuz I know you weren't doin' your homework!" Kuwabara yelled, wiggling Yusuke's nose with his finger. Yusuke slapped his hand away.

"Dude, get a tic tac. And I wouldn't have left you alone that time if you weren't being all macho and going on about 'I'm the great Kazuma Kuwabara'!" As he mimicked him, Yusuke put his hands on his hips and wiggled his butt ( and that's what it's all about.), while Kuwabara balled his hands into fists.

"Damn you, Urameshi! You're gonna pay for that!" Kuwabara raised his fist and came towards Yusuke, only to have his face ground into the cement.

"Shh! Quiet Kuwabara! Can you hear that?"

Kuwabara raised his bruised face out of the pile of rocks that used to be part of the sidewalk.

"..Biscuit..." Kuwabara started chewing on Yusuke's arm.

"What the hell?! What are you doing?!"

"Behold..the power of the biscuit.." Yusuke whacked Kuwabara over the head, knocking him unconscious.

"Idiot." Yusuke got up and walked over to where the sound originated.

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Outside the city, a large dwarf-like demon was tromping over to a small temple. Before it got to the stairs, Yusuke ran up behind it.

"Whoa!" Yusuke yelled up to the 10-foot tall demon. "Looks like somebody should lay off the Twinkies!" The demon kept on. Desperate to get the troll's attention off the temple and onto him, he picked up large boulder and chucked it at his head. The contact of the rock with the demon's skull made a dull, hollow thud. Infuriated, the beast turned its head, before it was calmed by an elusive voice.

"Continue your job, Barbossa. I will take care of this insect." A small, slender figure stepped out from beneath the giant's large, unruly red beard. He floated down the arm and to the ground, five feet away from Yusuke. He was wearing a long gold and white robe, with sleeves flaring out at the end. His blue hair cascaded down to his ankles just short of the ground. He had icy blue eyes and abnormally pale skin.

"Who the hell are you?" Yusuke inquired, eyebrow raised.

"My name does not matter."

"Yeah, you're right. I'll forget it once you're dead anyways." The ice demon gave a low, rumbling chuckle as he gradually melded into the background.

"What the hell?! He disappeared!" Yusuke looked around frantically, before remembering what he did when he defeated Hiei and the giant bat demon. He stopped moving, and closed his eyes to concentrate. He could hear the wind rustle the leaves on the ground, and the slow beats of the giants' footsteps as he slowly continued ascending up the stairs. But he couldn't find- wait a minute! Yusuke opened his eyes and turned around, swinging his fist at the noise; only to get it stuck in a blob of blue sticky goo on a tree.

"What the hell?" He tried pulling his hand free with the other, but only succeeded in getting that one stuck, too. "Dammit." As Yusuke squirmed and wriggled, the ice demon came up quietly behind him.

"Goodnight, detective." With that, he brought his fists down on Yusuke's temples.

"Detective who?" Yusuke staggered, and then fell to the ground. The last thing he saw was a flash of red and black. (Which are Kurama and Hiei if you haven't guessed.)

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"Urameshi! Hey!" Kuwabara snapped his fingers in front of Yusuke's face, attempting to wake him up. "Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!" He looked up from the hospital bed to Kurama and Hiei and shrugged.

"If you're so insistent on waking him up, then just do this." Hiei shoved Kuwabara out of the way and pinched Yusuke's nose, blocking off oxygen. (I've actually done this before. It works!)

"What're you doin'?! You're going to kill him!"

"Calm down, Kuwabara. Hiei knows what he's doing." Kurama replied.

"He does, but I don't think you do!" Kurama continued watching Yusuke, and Kuwabara eventually stopped glaring at Kurama to watch him, too. About five seconds later, Yusuke sat up, gasping for air. He took a look around him.

"Uh. where am I?"

"Urameshi! You're alive! Oh, yeah. You're at the hospital."

"Ah. I see. okay.and. who are you?" There was a moment of awkward silence as Kuwabara stared at Yusuke, his mouth hanging open and the look of shock conspicuous on his face. Then, after about five minutes, the shock finally wore off and he started laughing.

"Oh! Hey, Urameshi, you almost got me that time. Not knowing me. Ha ha ha"

Yusuke began laughing with him, slapping him on the back. "Ha ha ha. no, really man. Who are you?"

And so it begins. For the reviews!