Detective Who?: Last chapter
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A/N: The last chapter is now installed into the long forgotten 'Detective Who?'! Yay! I also had two other chapters that should've gone in before this, but, argh! The stupid computer had to go and eat the data, and I didn't even have it written down (or maybe I did, and I just threw it away). Either way, they're gone forever. Heh heh, I should really be more responsible, especially with my memory. ^ - ^()
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Keiko sighed forlornly. She was so sure this time would be different.
"Then again," She thought. "Why should it? He's always been late. Some things never change. I should just accept that about him."
"KEIKO!!"
Keiko turned abruptly to her name and laughed out in joy as Yusuke ran up to her. E doubled over in exhaust after reaching her, talking in between gasps of breath.
"Made it!" (Gasp of breath). "See, Keiko?" (Gasp of breath). "I'm not always." (Gasp of breath). ".Late."
Keiko giggled. "Actually, Yusuke, you are late. By about five minutes." Yusuke yelped as he fell over. "But I appreciate that you actually did try this once." Keiko smiled.
"Okay, okay." Yusuke rubbed the back of his head as he stood up. "So what movie are we seeing this time?"
"Well, I was thinking. how about that new martial arts movie that just came out? Let's see, what was it called now."
Yusuke gaped in shock. "But Keiko, don't you hate those kinds of movies? I thought you loved seeing foreign films?"
Keiko stopped trying to remember the name of the movie and stared at Yusuke. "Yusuke. you remember?"
"Huh? Oh yeah, Kurama figured it out, (like always), and he and Koenma figured out how to restore my memory."
Keiko stared at her feet, blushing slightly, not seeming to have heard a word he said. "Oh, Yusuke, that's so sweet." "Hmm, yeah, I guess it was sweet of them."
Keiko looked up. "Huh?"
"What?"
Keiko shook her head and smiled. "Never mind. Let's just go see the movie."
"The martial arts one?" Yusuke asked as they made their way to the ticket booth.
"No silly, the foreign film."
"What!"
Keiko rounded on him angrily. "You're not backing out of this again, are you, Yusuke?"
"N-no! Of course not! Heh heh!" Yusuke smiled sheepishly.
"Good!" Keiko turned back around and crossed her arms. "You wouldn't want me to hold your hand to keep you from running off, now would you?"
Yusuke sighed miserably as he paid for the tickets, and he and Keiko walked in together.
"Finally." Keiko thought. "I'm finally going to get to watch that movie with him."
"Doh!" Yusuke thought. "Why'd I have to go and open my big mouth like that?"
~~~~~~ * An hour and a half later * ~~~~~~
"Man. What was with that crowd? Ah jeez, I've still got popcorn stuck in my hair." Yusuke preened himself as they retreated from the theater.
"Yeah, you'd think they'd be a bit nicer when you're snoring so loud!" Keiko snapped sarcastically.
"I know, right? A dude's gotta get his sleep!"
Keiko sighed. "Yusuke, I was being sarcastic."
"Eh, I knew that." Yusuke muttered sheepishly. "Ahem! Well, I guess I should be taking you home now. Um. hey, why don't we take this convenient shortcut."
Yusuke led Keiko through a small patch of woods that may or may not have led to her neighborhood.
"A shortcut?" Keiko thought. "What's he up to."
"I sure hope this is really a shortcut." Yusuke thought. "I'm starting to feel really awkward being around her. Though I'm not sure why."
"Yusuke, do you know where you're going?" Keiko asked as she pushed a low hanging branch to the side.
"Of course. It's just up ahead here."
"If you say so. Do watch your footing, Yusuke."
"Me watch my footing? Don't worry about- Yaaaah!"
Right before Keiko's eyes, Yusuke vanished.
"Yusuke? Yusuke!" Keiko dashed up a short distance and glanced about fervently. "What? Oh no!" A short distance ahead of her, Keiko spotted a drop off. She clambered over to the edge and peered down into the black depths. "N-no! No, Yusuke!" Tears sprang to Keiko's eyes. "Argh! Yusuke, you can't just begin to remember everything again and then fall of a CLIFF! It's just not right!"
"I'm afraid your assumption is rather erroneous."
Keiko gave out a small shriek and jumped, nearly falling over the edge if it hadn't been for the hand grasping her shoulder.
"Oh my, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you!" Kurama smiled apologetically.
"Oh, Kurama, it's just you. Wait, what did you mean, I'm wrong? Yusuke didn't fall?"
"Well, he did that, but it's not a cliff. It's just a ditch."
"Oh." Keiko sniffed.
Yusuke groaned loudly as he pulled himself up. "Ow." He climbed to the top of the ditch, and was met by Keiko's palm. "Ow!" Yusuke held his cheek. "What was that for!?"
"For not listening to me! And for almost dying! Again!"
"Almost dying? It's a ditch!"
Keiko began to tear up again. "I was so worried."
Kurama stood up. "Um, I think it's best if I be on my way."
"Hey! Hold it, fox- boy!" Yusuke yelled. "What were you doing in the woods, anyway?"
Kurama began to sweat. "Eh."
"Don't you change the subject, Yusuke!" Keiko yelled.
"Oh, give it a rest!"
"What was that!?"
"Uh, I mean!."
Kurama smiled as he walked away. Everything was back to normal.
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And they all lived happily ever after. The end.
Maybe. I guess.
Disclaimer: See other chapters
A/N: The last chapter is now installed into the long forgotten 'Detective Who?'! Yay! I also had two other chapters that should've gone in before this, but, argh! The stupid computer had to go and eat the data, and I didn't even have it written down (or maybe I did, and I just threw it away). Either way, they're gone forever. Heh heh, I should really be more responsible, especially with my memory. ^ - ^()
~~~~~~ * ~~~~~~
Keiko sighed forlornly. She was so sure this time would be different.
"Then again," She thought. "Why should it? He's always been late. Some things never change. I should just accept that about him."
"KEIKO!!"
Keiko turned abruptly to her name and laughed out in joy as Yusuke ran up to her. E doubled over in exhaust after reaching her, talking in between gasps of breath.
"Made it!" (Gasp of breath). "See, Keiko?" (Gasp of breath). "I'm not always." (Gasp of breath). ".Late."
Keiko giggled. "Actually, Yusuke, you are late. By about five minutes." Yusuke yelped as he fell over. "But I appreciate that you actually did try this once." Keiko smiled.
"Okay, okay." Yusuke rubbed the back of his head as he stood up. "So what movie are we seeing this time?"
"Well, I was thinking. how about that new martial arts movie that just came out? Let's see, what was it called now."
Yusuke gaped in shock. "But Keiko, don't you hate those kinds of movies? I thought you loved seeing foreign films?"
Keiko stopped trying to remember the name of the movie and stared at Yusuke. "Yusuke. you remember?"
"Huh? Oh yeah, Kurama figured it out, (like always), and he and Koenma figured out how to restore my memory."
Keiko stared at her feet, blushing slightly, not seeming to have heard a word he said. "Oh, Yusuke, that's so sweet." "Hmm, yeah, I guess it was sweet of them."
Keiko looked up. "Huh?"
"What?"
Keiko shook her head and smiled. "Never mind. Let's just go see the movie."
"The martial arts one?" Yusuke asked as they made their way to the ticket booth.
"No silly, the foreign film."
"What!"
Keiko rounded on him angrily. "You're not backing out of this again, are you, Yusuke?"
"N-no! Of course not! Heh heh!" Yusuke smiled sheepishly.
"Good!" Keiko turned back around and crossed her arms. "You wouldn't want me to hold your hand to keep you from running off, now would you?"
Yusuke sighed miserably as he paid for the tickets, and he and Keiko walked in together.
"Finally." Keiko thought. "I'm finally going to get to watch that movie with him."
"Doh!" Yusuke thought. "Why'd I have to go and open my big mouth like that?"
~~~~~~ * An hour and a half later * ~~~~~~
"Man. What was with that crowd? Ah jeez, I've still got popcorn stuck in my hair." Yusuke preened himself as they retreated from the theater.
"Yeah, you'd think they'd be a bit nicer when you're snoring so loud!" Keiko snapped sarcastically.
"I know, right? A dude's gotta get his sleep!"
Keiko sighed. "Yusuke, I was being sarcastic."
"Eh, I knew that." Yusuke muttered sheepishly. "Ahem! Well, I guess I should be taking you home now. Um. hey, why don't we take this convenient shortcut."
Yusuke led Keiko through a small patch of woods that may or may not have led to her neighborhood.
"A shortcut?" Keiko thought. "What's he up to."
"I sure hope this is really a shortcut." Yusuke thought. "I'm starting to feel really awkward being around her. Though I'm not sure why."
"Yusuke, do you know where you're going?" Keiko asked as she pushed a low hanging branch to the side.
"Of course. It's just up ahead here."
"If you say so. Do watch your footing, Yusuke."
"Me watch my footing? Don't worry about- Yaaaah!"
Right before Keiko's eyes, Yusuke vanished.
"Yusuke? Yusuke!" Keiko dashed up a short distance and glanced about fervently. "What? Oh no!" A short distance ahead of her, Keiko spotted a drop off. She clambered over to the edge and peered down into the black depths. "N-no! No, Yusuke!" Tears sprang to Keiko's eyes. "Argh! Yusuke, you can't just begin to remember everything again and then fall of a CLIFF! It's just not right!"
"I'm afraid your assumption is rather erroneous."
Keiko gave out a small shriek and jumped, nearly falling over the edge if it hadn't been for the hand grasping her shoulder.
"Oh my, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you!" Kurama smiled apologetically.
"Oh, Kurama, it's just you. Wait, what did you mean, I'm wrong? Yusuke didn't fall?"
"Well, he did that, but it's not a cliff. It's just a ditch."
"Oh." Keiko sniffed.
Yusuke groaned loudly as he pulled himself up. "Ow." He climbed to the top of the ditch, and was met by Keiko's palm. "Ow!" Yusuke held his cheek. "What was that for!?"
"For not listening to me! And for almost dying! Again!"
"Almost dying? It's a ditch!"
Keiko began to tear up again. "I was so worried."
Kurama stood up. "Um, I think it's best if I be on my way."
"Hey! Hold it, fox- boy!" Yusuke yelled. "What were you doing in the woods, anyway?"
Kurama began to sweat. "Eh."
"Don't you change the subject, Yusuke!" Keiko yelled.
"Oh, give it a rest!"
"What was that!?"
"Uh, I mean!."
Kurama smiled as he walked away. Everything was back to normal.
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And they all lived happily ever after. The end.
Maybe. I guess.
