(Continuation) Hiei meets.Sponge Bob Square Pants!!!
Hiei can be seen walking around Tokyo Square mall in search of a birthday
present for the kitsune Kurama.
Hiei- The man is older than I am for cripes sake and he's celebrating his
birthday! .Damn you Kurama. Now I have to find you a gift.
Hiei walked up to a random store and entered. All around the store was a
yellow sponge with square pants. An annoying song blared over the speaker
system. Hiei found himself starting to sing along to the tune.
Hiei- Are ya ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! I can't hear you. Aye aye
Captain!!! Oh.who lives in a pinapple under the sea? Sponge bob square
pants!!!
Hiei shook himself out of his daze and walked to the other side of the
store. The sponge bob clothing section. Now Hiei saw a fat pink star fish
wearing green and purple swim trunks. A cardboard cutout of the starfish
waved and said: Hi! I'm Patrick Star! Hi I'm Patrick Star! Hi! I'm Patri-
Hiei punched the machine for all he was worth then used the black dragon
wave on the menace.
Hiei- Annoying little star fish with a.big.fat.ass.
Hiei turned his attention to the Squidward section, the kitchen isle. Hiei
raised an eyebrow when he passed a card board cutout of squidward that
said: I hate spongebob.(in that really annoying nasal monotone voice. Hiei
picked out a frying pan for Kurama with a red crab on it. Under the crab it
had dollar bill signs and the words: MR. KRABS. Hiei hurried to the check
out. He paid for the item and raced out of the store only to find he was
now underwater in a place called Bikini Bottom. Hiei screamed bloody murder
and started black dragon waving everything in sight. Fishies, Sponges, Star
Fish, Crabs, Jellyfish and a squirrel all ran around in terror.
Hiei- GO AWAY!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH TOKYO!? WHERE IS TOKYO!? YOU
MONSTERS!!! WHERE AM I!? WHERE WHERE WHERE!?
Suddenly Hiei found himself in a giant pineapple.
Hiei- O_O;;
Hiei walked around for what seemed to be forever and found a fridge. He
found Sweet Snow shoved in the back. And so he busied himself with some
delicious sweet snow. He soon found he had a mondo brain freeze. So bad
that he blacked out.
