Chibimaker
Chapter2
Disclaimer: I don't own most of the characters. I'm simply using them for this fic. Standard
disclaimers apply. Mariko is mine. If anyone wants to use her, either ask my permission or write
a decent disclaimer.
Various students waited for their sensei at the Saikyo-ryu dojo. A few of them started to
practice taunting, while they waited.
"Oshaaa!" a small child proclaimed with a fist raised.
"Shimatta!" another child said.
"Hey, watch your language."
"Sensei never taught us that," another student said.
Chibi-Dan came in. A few random students glomped him.
"Sensei, you're shorter than me now!" a young child said.
"Yes" Chibi-Dan replied, "I was turned chibi."
"Gee Maestro, I hardly noticed" an adolescent remarked. She was a fairly tall girl with
short bleached-blonde hair. Her gi was indigo because Dan wouldn't allow it to be black. She
warranted a description because she's one of the few people who could annoy Dan.
"Change me back, Mariko. I don't like being chibi." Chibi-Dan said.
"Why me?" the girl asked.
"You're smart enough. You could invent an unchibimaker or something. "
"Actually, I don't understand how you were able to become chibi in the first place. Your
internal organs should've been squished or something."
"Ha, so you were wrong. Physics can't be applied to everything! Can you do a spell to turn
me back instead?"
"I haven't done a single spell in years." Chibi-Dan pouted at that response. A child tried
to lift him up.
"Let me try" a gangly teenager with glasses and a bad complexion said. His attempt failed.
"You're such a weakling, Norimaro," another student taunted
"He's heavy." Norimaro replied.
"You're just saying that because you're weak."
Mariko noticed the argument. Her way of solving it was by also making an attempt to lift
Chibi-Dan. With some difficulty, she actually succeeded. Norimaro got out a camera and took a
picture.
"Norimaro's right. Maestro has the same mass as he did before he became chibi. Only the
proportions have changed." Mariko said.
"Put me down!" Chibi-Dan screamed, "And stop calling me maestro!"
"Sure, Dan. It's obvious you're upset. Here, read my manga." She put him down and handed
him a part of a manga that she had been drawing. He sat cross-legged and stared at it.
"Mariko, you evil, sadistic witch." Chibi-Dan exclaimed. Norimaro glanced over his shoulder
and saw pictures of chibis.
"Mariko, that was mean" Norimaro said reproachfully. Mariko grinned.
"What? Would you rather stare at a yaoi scene, 'cause I've got plenty of those." Mariko
said.
"Ewwww!" Chibi-Dan said while making a face.
"Anyway, I showed a funny scene."
"So chibis amuse you?!!"
"Come to think of it, indubitably."
Chibi-Dan started to cry. Mariko winced at the high frequency and amplitude of the
wailing. A few of the younger students seemed as if they were about to cry.
"Dan, calm down. You're upsetting the little kids." Mariko said. The bawling continued.
"I'll give you a wowwypop" Mariko said, "Do you want a wowwypop?"
"What am I, five?" Chibi-Dan asked.
"I'm five and three quarters" a young girl said.
"I know that, Izumi-chan" Norimaro said. He got a few lollipops from his schoolbag and
gave them to the younger students. He threw a lollipop at Chibi-Dan.
"I don't want a lollipop! I'm not a child! I...ooh, kiwi flavored!" Chibi-Dan said.
"Do you want a teddy bear?" Mariko asked.
"No, I don't want...ooh, it's nice and soft!" Norimaro got a teddy bear out of his school
bag and it was thrown at Chibi-Dan. Chibi-Dan looked so adorable while holding the lollipop that
Norimaro took a picture. Mariko got out her sketchpad and drew the same picture.
"Hey Maestro, maybe you should make copies of this picture and use them for when you throw
autographs." Mariko said.
"I might consider it" Chibi-Dan said than added, "And how many times have I told you to
stop calling me maestro?"
"Wait, I've actually kept track of this. 2,583.5 times."
"Where did the decimal come from?"
"One of those times you were interrupted."
"After all those times I still haven't gotten through to you?"
"I failed to catch your oh so subtle hints."
Chibi-Dan stuck his tongue out at her, then went back to licking his lollipop. All of a
sudden a green blur knocked Chibi-Dan down with a glomp.
"Jimmy, you were turned chibi too?" Chibi-Dan asked.
"Grwl (yes)" Chibi-Blanka purred.
"Hey Dan, your lollipop fell on the floor." Mariko said as she offered it to him.
"Yech! I don't want it. It was on the floor" Chibi-Dan said.
"But it was on the floor for less than five seconds"
"The five second rule doesn't apply to lollipops."
"You're right. I guess..." Chibi-Blanka snapped it up stick and all, almost taking Marikos'
hand with it. Chibi-Blanka smiled.
"GrrrdRaowlprr (Good lollipop)" he said.
"Jimmy, the stick part isn't edible" Chibi-Dan said.
"AwoogaGroawll (oh)" Chibi-Blanka replied. He licked Chibi-Dan on the face. Chibi-Dan
wiped the slobber off.
"Oorao, awoo (I like being chibi)" Chibi-Blanka commented.
"Why? I hate it" Chibi-Dan said.
"Graaa Ahooraowoo Dweeb Graooooooooouuuuuu (People aren't afraid of me, with the exception
of that dweeb. People are no longer horrified at the mere sight of me)." Chibi-Blanka pointed at
Norimaro, who was cowering in a corner.
"Did he just call me a dweeb?" Norimaro asked.
"Yes. Are you going to do anything about it?" Chibi-Dan replied. Norimaro shook his head
and continued to cower. Chibi-Blanka moved towards him.
"Gah! Stay away!" Norimaro shrieked. He got a teddy bear out of his schoolbag and threw it
at Chibi-Blanka. He caught it and started to play with it as if it was a chew toy. It didn't take too
long for it to be ripped to shreds. Chibi-Dan offered his teddy bear.
"Here, Jimmy" he said. It also didn't last very long. Luckily, Chibi-Blanka didn't swallow
any of the pieces.
"Maybe he should get a squeak toy to play with" Mariko suggested.
"Awoooooohooooo (Yeah, I want a squeak toy)" Chibi-Blanka said. Norimaro searched through
his schoolbag, throwing out various odds and ends. Those odds and ends came close to colliding with
a few random people. He eventually found one that was shaped like a battery and threw it at Chibi-
Blanka. He caught it with his mouth and started chewing on it.
"Can I play with it?" Chibi-Dan asked. Chibi-Blanka growled as a response. It didn't have
much of an effect since a squeak was emitted from the toy at that exact moment. Chibi-Dan pouted
cutely.
"I let you play with my teddy bear. The least you could do is let me play with the squeak
toy" he said. Chibi-Blanka shook his head and squeaked many times. Izumi suddenly went towards Chibi-
Blanka and smiled sweetly at him. She scratched him on the head.
"May I play with the toy?" she asked as she continued to pet him. He was unable to decline
the request of the little girl. He handed her the toy. She hugged him and said "Thank you." She
squeaked it a few times before going over to Chibi-Dan. She offered the toy to him. "You could play
with it now, Sensei" she said. He hugged her and said "Arigato, Izumi-chan!" He giggled as he started
to make the toy squeak. He eventually grew tired of it and gave it back to Chibi-Blanka. He quickly
grabbed it with his mouth.
"Jimmy, my hand isn't part of the toy." Chibi-Dan commented. Chibi-Blanka ignored him and
continued to play with the toy.
Eventually, the students had to go home. A few parents who came to pick up their children
inquired about Chibi-Dans' condition. For some strange reason, they accepted him as a chibi.
"Mariko, don't leave yet." Chibi-Dan pleaded.
"Sorry, I gotta go. I have stuff to do" Mariko responded.
"Like what?"
"Homework, euphonium practice, art stuff, oh yeah and I should eat and sleep and stuff."
"Can you think of any way to change me back?" Chibi-Dan looked at her. His eyes became
really wide and watery. his lower lip started to tremble.
"I'll have to see the device that caused this" Mariko said, "but not now. For one thing,
you're cranky. You need a nap."
"I'm not cranky!" Chibi-Dan said.
"Sure you are."
"Am not!"
Mariko looked past the forth wall at the chibi author, who was happily playing with bubble
wrap. "Ooh, it makes popping sounds!" the chibi author said.
"Can you make Maestro take a nap?" Mariko asked. The chibi author continued to write.
"Well, I am tired" Chibi-Dan said. He went to sleep. Chibi-Blanka curled up next to him.
Mariko drew a quick sketch of the sleeping chibis before leaving the dojo.
Chapter2
Disclaimer: I don't own most of the characters. I'm simply using them for this fic. Standard
disclaimers apply. Mariko is mine. If anyone wants to use her, either ask my permission or write
a decent disclaimer.
Various students waited for their sensei at the Saikyo-ryu dojo. A few of them started to
practice taunting, while they waited.
"Oshaaa!" a small child proclaimed with a fist raised.
"Shimatta!" another child said.
"Hey, watch your language."
"Sensei never taught us that," another student said.
Chibi-Dan came in. A few random students glomped him.
"Sensei, you're shorter than me now!" a young child said.
"Yes" Chibi-Dan replied, "I was turned chibi."
"Gee Maestro, I hardly noticed" an adolescent remarked. She was a fairly tall girl with
short bleached-blonde hair. Her gi was indigo because Dan wouldn't allow it to be black. She
warranted a description because she's one of the few people who could annoy Dan.
"Change me back, Mariko. I don't like being chibi." Chibi-Dan said.
"Why me?" the girl asked.
"You're smart enough. You could invent an unchibimaker or something. "
"Actually, I don't understand how you were able to become chibi in the first place. Your
internal organs should've been squished or something."
"Ha, so you were wrong. Physics can't be applied to everything! Can you do a spell to turn
me back instead?"
"I haven't done a single spell in years." Chibi-Dan pouted at that response. A child tried
to lift him up.
"Let me try" a gangly teenager with glasses and a bad complexion said. His attempt failed.
"You're such a weakling, Norimaro," another student taunted
"He's heavy." Norimaro replied.
"You're just saying that because you're weak."
Mariko noticed the argument. Her way of solving it was by also making an attempt to lift
Chibi-Dan. With some difficulty, she actually succeeded. Norimaro got out a camera and took a
picture.
"Norimaro's right. Maestro has the same mass as he did before he became chibi. Only the
proportions have changed." Mariko said.
"Put me down!" Chibi-Dan screamed, "And stop calling me maestro!"
"Sure, Dan. It's obvious you're upset. Here, read my manga." She put him down and handed
him a part of a manga that she had been drawing. He sat cross-legged and stared at it.
"Mariko, you evil, sadistic witch." Chibi-Dan exclaimed. Norimaro glanced over his shoulder
and saw pictures of chibis.
"Mariko, that was mean" Norimaro said reproachfully. Mariko grinned.
"What? Would you rather stare at a yaoi scene, 'cause I've got plenty of those." Mariko
said.
"Ewwww!" Chibi-Dan said while making a face.
"Anyway, I showed a funny scene."
"So chibis amuse you?!!"
"Come to think of it, indubitably."
Chibi-Dan started to cry. Mariko winced at the high frequency and amplitude of the
wailing. A few of the younger students seemed as if they were about to cry.
"Dan, calm down. You're upsetting the little kids." Mariko said. The bawling continued.
"I'll give you a wowwypop" Mariko said, "Do you want a wowwypop?"
"What am I, five?" Chibi-Dan asked.
"I'm five and three quarters" a young girl said.
"I know that, Izumi-chan" Norimaro said. He got a few lollipops from his schoolbag and
gave them to the younger students. He threw a lollipop at Chibi-Dan.
"I don't want a lollipop! I'm not a child! I...ooh, kiwi flavored!" Chibi-Dan said.
"Do you want a teddy bear?" Mariko asked.
"No, I don't want...ooh, it's nice and soft!" Norimaro got a teddy bear out of his school
bag and it was thrown at Chibi-Dan. Chibi-Dan looked so adorable while holding the lollipop that
Norimaro took a picture. Mariko got out her sketchpad and drew the same picture.
"Hey Maestro, maybe you should make copies of this picture and use them for when you throw
autographs." Mariko said.
"I might consider it" Chibi-Dan said than added, "And how many times have I told you to
stop calling me maestro?"
"Wait, I've actually kept track of this. 2,583.5 times."
"Where did the decimal come from?"
"One of those times you were interrupted."
"After all those times I still haven't gotten through to you?"
"I failed to catch your oh so subtle hints."
Chibi-Dan stuck his tongue out at her, then went back to licking his lollipop. All of a
sudden a green blur knocked Chibi-Dan down with a glomp.
"Jimmy, you were turned chibi too?" Chibi-Dan asked.
"Grwl (yes)" Chibi-Blanka purred.
"Hey Dan, your lollipop fell on the floor." Mariko said as she offered it to him.
"Yech! I don't want it. It was on the floor" Chibi-Dan said.
"But it was on the floor for less than five seconds"
"The five second rule doesn't apply to lollipops."
"You're right. I guess..." Chibi-Blanka snapped it up stick and all, almost taking Marikos'
hand with it. Chibi-Blanka smiled.
"GrrrdRaowlprr (Good lollipop)" he said.
"Jimmy, the stick part isn't edible" Chibi-Dan said.
"AwoogaGroawll (oh)" Chibi-Blanka replied. He licked Chibi-Dan on the face. Chibi-Dan
wiped the slobber off.
"Oorao, awoo (I like being chibi)" Chibi-Blanka commented.
"Why? I hate it" Chibi-Dan said.
"Graaa Ahooraowoo Dweeb Graooooooooouuuuuu (People aren't afraid of me, with the exception
of that dweeb. People are no longer horrified at the mere sight of me)." Chibi-Blanka pointed at
Norimaro, who was cowering in a corner.
"Did he just call me a dweeb?" Norimaro asked.
"Yes. Are you going to do anything about it?" Chibi-Dan replied. Norimaro shook his head
and continued to cower. Chibi-Blanka moved towards him.
"Gah! Stay away!" Norimaro shrieked. He got a teddy bear out of his schoolbag and threw it
at Chibi-Blanka. He caught it and started to play with it as if it was a chew toy. It didn't take too
long for it to be ripped to shreds. Chibi-Dan offered his teddy bear.
"Here, Jimmy" he said. It also didn't last very long. Luckily, Chibi-Blanka didn't swallow
any of the pieces.
"Maybe he should get a squeak toy to play with" Mariko suggested.
"Awoooooohooooo (Yeah, I want a squeak toy)" Chibi-Blanka said. Norimaro searched through
his schoolbag, throwing out various odds and ends. Those odds and ends came close to colliding with
a few random people. He eventually found one that was shaped like a battery and threw it at Chibi-
Blanka. He caught it with his mouth and started chewing on it.
"Can I play with it?" Chibi-Dan asked. Chibi-Blanka growled as a response. It didn't have
much of an effect since a squeak was emitted from the toy at that exact moment. Chibi-Dan pouted
cutely.
"I let you play with my teddy bear. The least you could do is let me play with the squeak
toy" he said. Chibi-Blanka shook his head and squeaked many times. Izumi suddenly went towards Chibi-
Blanka and smiled sweetly at him. She scratched him on the head.
"May I play with the toy?" she asked as she continued to pet him. He was unable to decline
the request of the little girl. He handed her the toy. She hugged him and said "Thank you." She
squeaked it a few times before going over to Chibi-Dan. She offered the toy to him. "You could play
with it now, Sensei" she said. He hugged her and said "Arigato, Izumi-chan!" He giggled as he started
to make the toy squeak. He eventually grew tired of it and gave it back to Chibi-Blanka. He quickly
grabbed it with his mouth.
"Jimmy, my hand isn't part of the toy." Chibi-Dan commented. Chibi-Blanka ignored him and
continued to play with the toy.
Eventually, the students had to go home. A few parents who came to pick up their children
inquired about Chibi-Dans' condition. For some strange reason, they accepted him as a chibi.
"Mariko, don't leave yet." Chibi-Dan pleaded.
"Sorry, I gotta go. I have stuff to do" Mariko responded.
"Like what?"
"Homework, euphonium practice, art stuff, oh yeah and I should eat and sleep and stuff."
"Can you think of any way to change me back?" Chibi-Dan looked at her. His eyes became
really wide and watery. his lower lip started to tremble.
"I'll have to see the device that caused this" Mariko said, "but not now. For one thing,
you're cranky. You need a nap."
"I'm not cranky!" Chibi-Dan said.
"Sure you are."
"Am not!"
Mariko looked past the forth wall at the chibi author, who was happily playing with bubble
wrap. "Ooh, it makes popping sounds!" the chibi author said.
"Can you make Maestro take a nap?" Mariko asked. The chibi author continued to write.
"Well, I am tired" Chibi-Dan said. He went to sleep. Chibi-Blanka curled up next to him.
Mariko drew a quick sketch of the sleeping chibis before leaving the dojo.
