Chapter 3!!! Sarias Rage!!!
Author note- ok I keep forgetting to write this!!! Arrrr!! Ok um I don't own any thing I write!!!!! Noooooooooooooo!!!! I would like to own it..so um don't sue me.cuz I have no munny!!!
Chapta 3!!!!
Whooooooo I cant believe im writing another chapter!!! Whoa..yea.ok im like listen to this kewl song it goes dun dun daa dun dun da da!! its kool .LIKE KOOL AID!!!! Yea.(arrr!! I don't own kool aid...well I guess I do if I buy it yea!!! I own kool aid!!!!) oki!! In this chapter Saria is full with rage and hate!!! She has a real temper prob..yea!!!
Story starts off with Saria sitting on her chair in her house or tree or..whatever.yea she sits and thinks of all the people she hates when link opens the door!!!!
Link- Hi!!! Whats up Saria!!!??
Saria- you couldn't knock?
Link- well the door was open so..
Saria- YOU COULDN'T KNOCK!!!???? All you had to do was knock!!! Is that so hard? Ooooooh!!! I forgot "the hero of time" doesn't have to open the door!!!!!
Link- im sorry..
Saria- Im sorry? That's all you have to say? WHAT ABOUT IM SORRY SARIA FOR NOT KNOCKING ON THE DOOR AND RUDELY OPENING THE DOOR!!!!!
Link- what's wrong with you? You've never acted this way before..
Saria- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!!!!
Link goes away!!! Now saria ish all alone in her room thinking of people to put in her "hit list"
Saria- hmmmm. Who should I put on my hit list? Hmm. I know mikau!!! I hate him and his shifty eyes.always shifting..yes!!
Saria marks down Mikaus name!!
Saria- hm. Who will I mark down next?
Zelda knocks on the door!!
Saria- who is it?
Zelda- me!!
Saria- me who?
Zelda- me silly! Zelda!!
Saria- Go away!!! Leave me alone!!! Go off and kill your self!!! I hear suicide is all the "rage" in Hyrule these days!!
Zelda- Why do you say that?
Saria- hmm. Um.you know malon?
Zelda- can you open the door first?
Saria- ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
Zelda- ok! Ok! Yes I do know malon.
Saria- well (uses ebil powers and makes malon commit suicide!!) she just committed suicide.
Zelda hears screams coming from lon lon ranch!!
Zelda- what was that!!? Im going off and seeing whats wrong! I'll be right back saria!!
Saria- Whine is Fine but Whiskeys quicker Suicide is so much better (don't own this mixed up quote)
Saria is bored so she decides to go meet skull kid in the dark parts of the "Lost Woods"
Skull kid- so uh ..what did you want?
Saria has an ebil smile on her face as she takes out a golden deku beatin stick!!
Saria- I just wanted to play with you..
Skull Kid- uh..why do you.uh.play?
Saria- yes all I wanted to do is.HEY IS THAT ZELDA !!!???
Skull kid turns head to see but WHACK!!!! Skull kid gets hit in da head with the stick!!!! Skull kid lays on grassy grass and slowly dies !!!
Saria- oh yea.. well erm..
Saria feels powerful now that shes killed skull kid and sets off to "talk" with the deku tree!!
Deku tree- Hello Saria! How are you this fine da--- Saria? What Are you doing with.what is that? IS THAT GAS O' LEAN?
Saria- yes my dear tree it is gasoline.
Deku tree- why do you have gasoline-----hey!!! Don't be throwing me gasoline!!!!!! Hey stop!! Stop!!!!
Saria lights a match and watches Deku Tree turn to ashes!!!!
Saria- Dumb tree asking me questions...
ME!!- ok um this ish getting weird so I'll stop..man I don't know why I write these stupid stories.I mean no one reads them!!! Man.ima stop for five minutes!!!
Five minutes later
Me again- whoa im wasted on kool aid..whew!!! im so dizzay!!!
Me falls on the floor but surprisingly can still write hmmmmm.
Ok im done for today!!! Review!!! Yeah!!! Review!!! Bai ^.^
Author note- ok I keep forgetting to write this!!! Arrrr!! Ok um I don't own any thing I write!!!!! Noooooooooooooo!!!! I would like to own it..so um don't sue me.cuz I have no munny!!!
Chapta 3!!!!
Whooooooo I cant believe im writing another chapter!!! Whoa..yea.ok im like listen to this kewl song it goes dun dun daa dun dun da da!! its kool .LIKE KOOL AID!!!! Yea.(arrr!! I don't own kool aid...well I guess I do if I buy it yea!!! I own kool aid!!!!) oki!! In this chapter Saria is full with rage and hate!!! She has a real temper prob..yea!!!
Story starts off with Saria sitting on her chair in her house or tree or..whatever.yea she sits and thinks of all the people she hates when link opens the door!!!!
Link- Hi!!! Whats up Saria!!!??
Saria- you couldn't knock?
Link- well the door was open so..
Saria- YOU COULDN'T KNOCK!!!???? All you had to do was knock!!! Is that so hard? Ooooooh!!! I forgot "the hero of time" doesn't have to open the door!!!!!
Link- im sorry..
Saria- Im sorry? That's all you have to say? WHAT ABOUT IM SORRY SARIA FOR NOT KNOCKING ON THE DOOR AND RUDELY OPENING THE DOOR!!!!!
Link- what's wrong with you? You've never acted this way before..
Saria- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!!!!
Link goes away!!! Now saria ish all alone in her room thinking of people to put in her "hit list"
Saria- hmmmm. Who should I put on my hit list? Hmm. I know mikau!!! I hate him and his shifty eyes.always shifting..yes!!
Saria marks down Mikaus name!!
Saria- hm. Who will I mark down next?
Zelda knocks on the door!!
Saria- who is it?
Zelda- me!!
Saria- me who?
Zelda- me silly! Zelda!!
Saria- Go away!!! Leave me alone!!! Go off and kill your self!!! I hear suicide is all the "rage" in Hyrule these days!!
Zelda- Why do you say that?
Saria- hmm. Um.you know malon?
Zelda- can you open the door first?
Saria- ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
Zelda- ok! Ok! Yes I do know malon.
Saria- well (uses ebil powers and makes malon commit suicide!!) she just committed suicide.
Zelda hears screams coming from lon lon ranch!!
Zelda- what was that!!? Im going off and seeing whats wrong! I'll be right back saria!!
Saria- Whine is Fine but Whiskeys quicker Suicide is so much better (don't own this mixed up quote)
Saria is bored so she decides to go meet skull kid in the dark parts of the "Lost Woods"
Skull kid- so uh ..what did you want?
Saria has an ebil smile on her face as she takes out a golden deku beatin stick!!
Saria- I just wanted to play with you..
Skull Kid- uh..why do you.uh.play?
Saria- yes all I wanted to do is.HEY IS THAT ZELDA !!!???
Skull kid turns head to see but WHACK!!!! Skull kid gets hit in da head with the stick!!!! Skull kid lays on grassy grass and slowly dies !!!
Saria- oh yea.. well erm..
Saria feels powerful now that shes killed skull kid and sets off to "talk" with the deku tree!!
Deku tree- Hello Saria! How are you this fine da--- Saria? What Are you doing with.what is that? IS THAT GAS O' LEAN?
Saria- yes my dear tree it is gasoline.
Deku tree- why do you have gasoline-----hey!!! Don't be throwing me gasoline!!!!!! Hey stop!! Stop!!!!
Saria lights a match and watches Deku Tree turn to ashes!!!!
Saria- Dumb tree asking me questions...
ME!!- ok um this ish getting weird so I'll stop..man I don't know why I write these stupid stories.I mean no one reads them!!! Man.ima stop for five minutes!!!
Five minutes later
Me again- whoa im wasted on kool aid..whew!!! im so dizzay!!!
Me falls on the floor but surprisingly can still write hmmmmm.
Ok im done for today!!! Review!!! Yeah!!! Review!!! Bai ^.^
