Chibimaker: chapter 6
Disclaimers: Standard disclaimers and all that other good stuff about not owning most of the characters.
"Yay, I found it!" Mariko declared as she came up from a pile of junk in her mess of a room. There were signs of the existence of a floor. She showed her Book of Shadows.
"Great, now change us back!" Chibi-Dan said.
"Don't rush me. This stuff takes time," she replied as she looked through the book. At that moment her boyfriend arrived with her friend. One of them was half a foot shorter than her. He had tan skin and shoulder length black hair, The other boy was over seven feet tall and had long blue hair.
"You're really terrible at descriptions," Mariko said to the chibi author.
"I know," the chibi author responded, "Isn't it a bit early to use the fourth wall gag?"
"This is the last chapter. The gag can be milked for all it's worth, which isn't much."
"You have a point. I don't really have other ideas." The other characters involved stared through the fourth wall.
"Shouldn't we get going?" Chibi-Ken asked.
"That would be feasible," Mariko responded, "I'll go over this on the train." She pocketed her Book of Shadows.
"Should we get unlimited metrocards or should we just walk a lot?" the short boy asked.
"I'd say unlimited metrocards. I'm feeling rather lazy," Mariko responded.
"Aren't you going to introduce us?" Chibi-Ken asked.
"Sure," Mariko responded. She pointed to everyone and mentioned their names. The taller boy was named Alec. The shorter boy was named Xilun. Apparently, no one else was coming along.
They took the N train to Canal Street. Chibi-Dan and Chibi-Ken had to hold on to the normal sized people to keep from being stepped on. Chibi-Dan was bored so he looked at the signs.
"Do they all say 'learn English'?" Chibi-Dan asked as he pointed to one particular sign. He was able to read the Japanese and the Mandarin but the other languages were beyond him.
The conductor suddenly made some garbled announcement about rerouting of the trains. Everyone in the train was clearly confused. If only there were signs posted beforehand to warn people of these changes, but that would be asking for too much.
"What did he say?" Chibi-Dan asked.
"I don't know," Mariko responded.
"Why not?"
"I don't speak static."
Luckily, the changes didn't affect them. They soon got off of the train.
"Where should we go first?" Mariko asked.
"Arcade?" Xilun offered.
"I second that," Alec said. He really wanted to play DDR.
"That sounds good," Chibi-Ken and Chibi-Dan both said. They also wanted to play DDR. They all entered the arcade in Chinatown.
"This chapter really sucks!" Chibi-Dan said as he raised his tiny fist in a taunt. The chibi author decided not to comment. At that time, Alec was impressing and frightening people with his DDR skills. The chibi author was tempted to put a 'z' in the word 'skills' instead of the correct's'.
"Hey Mariko, join me!" Alec said.
"I am not in the mood to make a fool of myself. I am horrible at that game," Mariko responded.
"What kind of Saikyo student are you?" Chibi-Dan asked, "You're not supposed to worry about embarrassment."
"Actually, it's that I don't want to waste a dollar to show people how pathetic my attempts at dancing are."
"Oh, you'd rather make a fool of yourself for free."
"Indubitably"
Chibi-Ken was joining Alec on the DDR machine. He seemed to be enjoying himself. He was doing rather well for someone with extremely short legs and disproportionately large head. Chibi-Dan decided to join Chibi-Ken once Alec reluctantly left. The crowd watching them all said, "Awww." The cuteness of the chibis was overwhelming.
Meanwhile, in other parts of the world characters from other fighting games were dealing with chibification.
"I was short enough to begin with," Chibi-Choi complained. He really was quite short. He was half as tall as the other chibis. Chibi-Chang cursed then decided to eat, rather than dwell on his condition.
"We must train to overcome our limitations!" Chibi-Kim declared.
"I'm not sexy anymore!" Chibi Benimaru bawled. Chibi-Iori merely switched between growling and laughing maniacally.
Chibi-Amano was too drunk to notice the time travel and his change in proportions. Chibi-Bridget was chasing a pink fluffy bunny with a yoyo. Chibi-Lizardman ate a bunny, and then decided to take a nap.
"We get the point" The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat said to the chibi author.
"How did they turn chibi? The chibimaker is in New York," Chibi-Vega pointed out.
"Um, they were altered before the machine was taken away?" the chibi author asked before throwing a random object into the oversized plot hole.
"Right," The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat said dryly. The chibi author wrote down some random things about the cuteness of chibis before returning the focus to the heroes of the horrific fic.
"Do you realize that the New York City subway fare increased while you were writing this chapter?" Mariko asked while leaving a Broadway show. That was how the group decided to end their tour.
"There are giants in the sky. There are big tall terrible giants in the sky..." Chibi-Dan and Chibi-Ken sang at the top of their lungs. Xilun winced. Being chibi and tone deaf did not mix well. Chibi-Ken stopped singing.
"Are you ever going to finish that Into the Woods fic?" he asked.
"Nope," the chibi author responded, "let's just say that Bison destroyed the stage."
"That's a horrible excuse."
"Meh"
Chibi-Dan stopped singing. Those with working ears were thankful.
"Why do you use the fourth wall gag when you already have a Mary Sue?" Chibi-Dan asked.
"I felt like it," the chibi author responded, "besides Mariko scored low on the litmus test."
"I lost points for my association with Dan," Mariko said," and I'm not respected so according to the test I am not a Mary Sue."
They eventually arrived back at Mariko's home. She got out her spell book and worked out something to cure the chibis.
"It's about time," Chibi-Dan commented.
Her attempt failed. She shrugged. Chibi-Dan threw a temper tantrum. In a fit of rage he destroyed the offending machine. This actually caused all of the chibis to be returned to normal. Dan had saved the day and the former chibis rejoiced.
"Ow," Sagat whined as his sudden growth caused him to hit his bald head on a ceiling.
"I'm beautiful again!" Vega declared happily.
"I finally finished this fic," the no longer chibi author declared.
"It took you long enough," Dan remarked.
"What a horrible ending," Bison whined as he was turned chibi.
Disclaimers: Standard disclaimers and all that other good stuff about not owning most of the characters.
"Yay, I found it!" Mariko declared as she came up from a pile of junk in her mess of a room. There were signs of the existence of a floor. She showed her Book of Shadows.
"Great, now change us back!" Chibi-Dan said.
"Don't rush me. This stuff takes time," she replied as she looked through the book. At that moment her boyfriend arrived with her friend. One of them was half a foot shorter than her. He had tan skin and shoulder length black hair, The other boy was over seven feet tall and had long blue hair.
"You're really terrible at descriptions," Mariko said to the chibi author.
"I know," the chibi author responded, "Isn't it a bit early to use the fourth wall gag?"
"This is the last chapter. The gag can be milked for all it's worth, which isn't much."
"You have a point. I don't really have other ideas." The other characters involved stared through the fourth wall.
"Shouldn't we get going?" Chibi-Ken asked.
"That would be feasible," Mariko responded, "I'll go over this on the train." She pocketed her Book of Shadows.
"Should we get unlimited metrocards or should we just walk a lot?" the short boy asked.
"I'd say unlimited metrocards. I'm feeling rather lazy," Mariko responded.
"Aren't you going to introduce us?" Chibi-Ken asked.
"Sure," Mariko responded. She pointed to everyone and mentioned their names. The taller boy was named Alec. The shorter boy was named Xilun. Apparently, no one else was coming along.
They took the N train to Canal Street. Chibi-Dan and Chibi-Ken had to hold on to the normal sized people to keep from being stepped on. Chibi-Dan was bored so he looked at the signs.
"Do they all say 'learn English'?" Chibi-Dan asked as he pointed to one particular sign. He was able to read the Japanese and the Mandarin but the other languages were beyond him.
The conductor suddenly made some garbled announcement about rerouting of the trains. Everyone in the train was clearly confused. If only there were signs posted beforehand to warn people of these changes, but that would be asking for too much.
"What did he say?" Chibi-Dan asked.
"I don't know," Mariko responded.
"Why not?"
"I don't speak static."
Luckily, the changes didn't affect them. They soon got off of the train.
"Where should we go first?" Mariko asked.
"Arcade?" Xilun offered.
"I second that," Alec said. He really wanted to play DDR.
"That sounds good," Chibi-Ken and Chibi-Dan both said. They also wanted to play DDR. They all entered the arcade in Chinatown.
"This chapter really sucks!" Chibi-Dan said as he raised his tiny fist in a taunt. The chibi author decided not to comment. At that time, Alec was impressing and frightening people with his DDR skills. The chibi author was tempted to put a 'z' in the word 'skills' instead of the correct's'.
"Hey Mariko, join me!" Alec said.
"I am not in the mood to make a fool of myself. I am horrible at that game," Mariko responded.
"What kind of Saikyo student are you?" Chibi-Dan asked, "You're not supposed to worry about embarrassment."
"Actually, it's that I don't want to waste a dollar to show people how pathetic my attempts at dancing are."
"Oh, you'd rather make a fool of yourself for free."
"Indubitably"
Chibi-Ken was joining Alec on the DDR machine. He seemed to be enjoying himself. He was doing rather well for someone with extremely short legs and disproportionately large head. Chibi-Dan decided to join Chibi-Ken once Alec reluctantly left. The crowd watching them all said, "Awww." The cuteness of the chibis was overwhelming.
Meanwhile, in other parts of the world characters from other fighting games were dealing with chibification.
"I was short enough to begin with," Chibi-Choi complained. He really was quite short. He was half as tall as the other chibis. Chibi-Chang cursed then decided to eat, rather than dwell on his condition.
"We must train to overcome our limitations!" Chibi-Kim declared.
"I'm not sexy anymore!" Chibi Benimaru bawled. Chibi-Iori merely switched between growling and laughing maniacally.
Chibi-Amano was too drunk to notice the time travel and his change in proportions. Chibi-Bridget was chasing a pink fluffy bunny with a yoyo. Chibi-Lizardman ate a bunny, and then decided to take a nap.
"We get the point" The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat said to the chibi author.
"How did they turn chibi? The chibimaker is in New York," Chibi-Vega pointed out.
"Um, they were altered before the machine was taken away?" the chibi author asked before throwing a random object into the oversized plot hole.
"Right," The-Not-So-Chibi-Sagat said dryly. The chibi author wrote down some random things about the cuteness of chibis before returning the focus to the heroes of the horrific fic.
"Do you realize that the New York City subway fare increased while you were writing this chapter?" Mariko asked while leaving a Broadway show. That was how the group decided to end their tour.
"There are giants in the sky. There are big tall terrible giants in the sky..." Chibi-Dan and Chibi-Ken sang at the top of their lungs. Xilun winced. Being chibi and tone deaf did not mix well. Chibi-Ken stopped singing.
"Are you ever going to finish that Into the Woods fic?" he asked.
"Nope," the chibi author responded, "let's just say that Bison destroyed the stage."
"That's a horrible excuse."
"Meh"
Chibi-Dan stopped singing. Those with working ears were thankful.
"Why do you use the fourth wall gag when you already have a Mary Sue?" Chibi-Dan asked.
"I felt like it," the chibi author responded, "besides Mariko scored low on the litmus test."
"I lost points for my association with Dan," Mariko said," and I'm not respected so according to the test I am not a Mary Sue."
They eventually arrived back at Mariko's home. She got out her spell book and worked out something to cure the chibis.
"It's about time," Chibi-Dan commented.
Her attempt failed. She shrugged. Chibi-Dan threw a temper tantrum. In a fit of rage he destroyed the offending machine. This actually caused all of the chibis to be returned to normal. Dan had saved the day and the former chibis rejoiced.
"Ow," Sagat whined as his sudden growth caused him to hit his bald head on a ceiling.
"I'm beautiful again!" Vega declared happily.
"I finally finished this fic," the no longer chibi author declared.
"It took you long enough," Dan remarked.
"What a horrible ending," Bison whined as he was turned chibi.
