Episode 5: Memories in a Book
[Forman's kitchen. Morning. Red, Hyde, Kitty and Eric are at the kitchen table eating breakfast.]
RED: Steven, pass the syrup. [Hyde gives him the syrup]
ERIC: Mom, is there anymore butter?
KITTY: In the fridge dear. [Eric gets up and goes to the refridgerator and opens it looking for the butter. He grabs it and closes the refridgerator and walks back to the table]
HYDE: [eating] This is good Mrs. Forman. What's the special occasion?
KITTY: No reason boys.
RED: [drops fork and spoon] Uh-oh. Pancakes. [starts to get up]
KITTY: Red SIT! So boys I was going through some of the things in the attic and I need some help carrying them to the church to donate... [Red, Hyde and Eric begin to leave]
ERIC: I got to go to study.
HYDE: Me too!
RED: Gotta work to get money!
KITTY: [menopausal] FREEZE! I WANT YOU ALL TO GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE THOSE BOXES DOWN NOW!!! [Hyde, Eric, and Red walk to the living room and Kitty calms down] Thank you boys for helping me. [laughs and then menopausal] NOW!
HYDE: Well... I guess we're helping.
ERIC: Dad, I'm scared.
RED: Don't let the enemy win. Don't show any signs of fear.
[Hyde and Eric nodd and walk with Red out the kitchen to the living room]
[CREDITS]
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[Forman Attic. Red, Hyde, and Eric are looking through boxes]
RED: Well boys. I expect this to be done for Kitty soon. [starts to leave]
ERIC: Wait dad. You're not going to help?
RED: Well, Eric... how can I explain this - no. [leaves]
ERIC: I guess it's just us then.
HYDE: [looks through boxes] Damn. Look at this stuff Forman. [pulls out a blond doll and laughs] Damn Laurie must of forgotten about this.
ERIC: [grabs it and holds it] Yeah... she probably did. [laughs nervously] Stupid doll.
[Hyde looks away and Eric hugs it tightly]
HYDE: [looks down and finds yearbooks] Whoa! Look at this. [grabs one and sits on a box and looks through it] It's Red's yearbook.
ERIC: [puts doll down gently and sits next to Hyde looking with him] Wow. This must be really old.
HYDE: Yeah it is. I didn't know they had yearbooks for your dad's time.
ERIC: [takes yearbook and puts it on his lap] Look! There's my dad. OH MY GOD! HE HAS HAIR! Who's that hot girl - Okay EW!
HYDE: Forman! You just called your mom hot!
ERIC: Hey look. People signed the yearbook.[reads] "Dearest Red, I want to tell you I had the best years with you and last night was the absolute best of all time.
HYDE: Go Red!
ERIC: Okay... Ew! [continues to read] You mean so much to me and I hope I mean a lot to you. Love, Maggie Sue.
HYDE/ERIC: Maggie Sue?!?!
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[Forman Basement. Donna and FEZ are watching TV. Donna and FEZ are on the couch. Donna at one end and FEZ on the other. He is eating candy.]
KELSO: [runs in from the door] Hey you guys!
DONNA: Hey Kelso. What have you been up to?
KELSO: Well. I was thinking.
[Donna and FEZ shriek]
FEZ: What have you done to Kelso?
DONNA: Kelso are you okay?
KELSO: Yeah... I'm fine. [pauses] Yeah... I seriously need to get over Jackie! [sits on side chair]
DONNA: That's good to hear.
FEZ: Yes and Hyde loves her.
KELSO: FEZ! [hits FEZ]
FEZ: Ai! Why must I get punished for Hyde loving Jackie?
KELSO: [hits FEZ] FEZ!
DONNA: Fez means to forget about her. She moved on and you should too.
KELSO: Yeah! Exactly. I'll just move on.
DONNA: That's great. So what are you going to do?
KELSO: Well. I do have the three things that women want. I'm hot and I'm smart. So yeah.
FEZ: Yes... every woman wants those THREE things...
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[Forman Attic. Same spots.]
ERIC: My dad was cheating on my mom. That bastard!
HYDE: [turns to see Maggie Sue's picture] I can see why. Whoa. Maggie's hot.
ERIC: [gets up] I don't get it. Wasn't mom enough for him?
HYDE: Forman. It was a long time ago. Who cares? He's married your mom.
ERIC: Still. It's not right! He shouldn't had done that to my mom.
HYDE: Look Forman. Quit acting like a ass. This was when they were high school centuries ago. There's nothing you could do about it.
ERIC: [hand gestures] I got to confront Red. He should know that I know what he knows.
HYDE: Don't get into his business. [looking through some boxes and pulls out various stuff]
ERIC: Oh I'll get into his business! Like when Luke got into Vader's business!!!
[Hyde groans, Eric gets doll and hugs it tightly]
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[The Hub. Kelso comes in and runs his hand through his hair. He sees the back of a pretty girl with dark hair in the corner. He goes to her and leans on the wall]
KELSO: Hey pretty lady. I'm Kelso. You can have your very own Kelso to take home for yourself.
[Girl turns and it's Jackie]
JACKIE: Michael!
KELSO: JACKIE! Oh, um... [runs out]
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[School. Kelso comes in and runs his hand through his hair. He sees the back of a ANOTHER pretty girl with dark hair in the corner. He goes to her and leans on the wall]
KELSO: Hey. What's a pretty girl like you doing without a guy like me?
[Girl turns and it's Jackie]
JACKIE: Michael stop it!
KELSO: Jackie! I- I- [runs away]
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[The Mall. Kelso comes in and runs his hand through his hair. He sees the back of a ANOTHER pretty girl with dark hair in the corner. He goes to her and leans on the wall]
KELSO: Hey pretty lady! How's it going in your neck of the woods? Want me to check?
[Girl turns and it's Jackie]
JACKIE: MICHAEL! [she hits him]
KELSO: [covers eye] Ow My eye! [runs away]
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[The Hub. Kelso comes in and runs his hand through his hair. He sees the back of a pretty girl with dark hair in the corner. He goes to her and leans on the wall and looks at the girl's face and it's NOT Jackie, but looks like Jackie]
JAMIE: [notices Kelso trying to check her out] Yes?
KELSO: [he is awestruck] Hi. I'm Kelso.
JAMIE: Hi. I'm Jamie. [They both shake hands and smile to each other]
[Commercial]
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[Forman Living Room. Red is on his chair reading the newspaper. Eric comes down from the stairs and brings the yearbook. He grabs the newspaper and tosses it and puts the yearbook on Red's lap]
ERIC: Okay Mister! Explain this! [points to Maggie Sue's note]
RED: Would you look at that... My high school yearbook!
ERIC: Yeah! Who's Maggie Sue?!?! [points] You cheated on mom when you were in high school!!!
RED: [rolls eyes] Oh geez. Sit down dumbass. Let me explain some things to you.
ERIC: [sits] Who was she, dad? A fling when you were with mom?!?!
RED: Let me explain something to you Eric. I love your mother very much.
ERIC: And yet you do this insanity to mom!
[Kitty enters. She's complaining.]
KITTY: Oh my God! It's HOT in here! RED! Did you check the air conditioner?
RED: Yes dear.
KITTY: Good! Because I can't stand it in here anymore! [looks at Eric] AND YOU! CUT YOUR HAIR!!! [goes upstairs]
RED: If someone is insane, it's your mother.
ERIC: So dad. Why did you do it? Wasn't mom good enough for you?
RED: Eric. Your mother means everything to me. I never cheated on her.
ERIC: Then what is this my dearest Red!
RED: [reads and laugh] You are one dumbass.
ERIC: [confused] What?
RED: I never cheated on your mother. I helped Maggie Sue with a problem she had. I took care of her. She was like a sister to me.
ERIC: What about the best night she ever had?!?!
RED: I took her to a football game.
ERIC: What about you mean a lot to her?
RED: I have that affect on people.
ERIC: [starts laughing] yeah, well.
RED: Shut up.
ERIC: Yeah I'm gonna go now.
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[Forman basement. Hyde, Jackie, Eric, Donna and Fez are sitting and doing nothing. Hyde is on his chair. Jackie is on his lap, Eric and Donna are next to each other on the couch. Fez is next to Donna. Kelso comes in and is smiling]
KELSO: Guess what happened you guys?
HYDE: You got VD?
ERIC: You gave someone VD?
FEZ: You're gay?
KELSO: [pauses] No... I met a girl! Her name is Jamie! She's so HOT and... is so hot!
DONNA: Wait. Did you get to talk to her?
KELSO: Yeah... I don't know.. whatever. She's hot.
JACKIE: Michael... did you remember what you and her talked about?
KELSO: Of course I do Jackie! I was a great boyfriend. I listened to all that junk that you said.
JACKIE: [Hyde and Jackie get up. Hyde gets a popsicle. Jackie sits next to Eric] Really Michael?
KELSO: [looks at Jackie, not paying attention to her] What Jackie?
JACKIE: Michael, don't you know that a key to a good relationship is listening. Right, Steven?
HYDE: [closes the ice chest] You said something Jackie? [Jackie glares at him]
FEZ: So you did not know a thing she was saying... that's not good Kelso.
KELSO: Well Duh FEZ! She was hot!
DONNA: You only like her because she's hot? What if her personality is terrible? Is that all that matters to you?
KELSO: Well.. [pauses] yeah.
FEZ: You so shallow.
KELSO: I am not! I like looks only!
ERIC: So when are you going to see her again?
KELSO: Oh, we planned to meet at the movies later tonight. [looks at Jackie] Did I mention she was hot?
JACKIE: Yes Michael, but she gets less hot the more you talk about her!
KELSO: Yeah... she is hot, isn't she? [puts his arm around Jackie] Jackie... I think we should move on and start seeing other people...
JACKIE: [looks at him and then at Hyde] Okay. If that's what you want.
KELSO: Good. Good. [moves away from Jackie] I got to go see my HOT date now! [leaves through front door]
HYDE: Hey Forman. You forgot your doll. [grabs it from a box in the basement and tosses it to Eric]
ERIC: What? What are you talking about? This isn't mine!
JACKIE: [Takes it.] Oh it's so pretty.
DONNA: Eric, this was yours?
ERIC: It's not mine! [grabs the doll] and stop messing up Miss Sally's hair!
FEZ: Oh Eric. It's okay for boys to play with girly dolls in my country.
ERIC: Really?
FEZ: Yes, but we are in America, so you are not a man!
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[Forman Attic. Red is sitting on a box and looking through the yearbooks. Kitty comes up and sees Red reading signatures.]
KITTY: Looking through old memories?
RED: Yeah. Oh how I miss those years.
KITTY: [sits next to Red and grabs a yearbook] Oh look at this one. [laughs] There's you. Oh and you have hair. [laughs] Don't you wish we could go back to these times and just live them over again?
RED: Yeah... but I would change something.
KITTY: What's that?
RED: No kids.
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[CREDIT]
[The Theater. Kelso is waiting for Jamie. He sees her and she's goes to him.]
JAMIE: Hey Kelso.
KELSO: Hey Jamie! I got tickets to the movies!
JAMIE: Really? Thanks! [takes them] Roger is going to love it!
KELSO: Roger?
JAMIE: Yeah, my boyfriend. Were you listening?
KELSO: No!
JAMIE: Why not?
KELSO: Cuz you're hot!
ROGER: [comes and puts arm around Jamie] Hey Kelso, is it?
JAMIE: I told you we all should hang out.
KELSO: No you didn't. You said - you're hot!!! [leaves]
[Forman's kitchen. Morning. Red, Hyde, Kitty and Eric are at the kitchen table eating breakfast.]
RED: Steven, pass the syrup. [Hyde gives him the syrup]
ERIC: Mom, is there anymore butter?
KITTY: In the fridge dear. [Eric gets up and goes to the refridgerator and opens it looking for the butter. He grabs it and closes the refridgerator and walks back to the table]
HYDE: [eating] This is good Mrs. Forman. What's the special occasion?
KITTY: No reason boys.
RED: [drops fork and spoon] Uh-oh. Pancakes. [starts to get up]
KITTY: Red SIT! So boys I was going through some of the things in the attic and I need some help carrying them to the church to donate... [Red, Hyde and Eric begin to leave]
ERIC: I got to go to study.
HYDE: Me too!
RED: Gotta work to get money!
KITTY: [menopausal] FREEZE! I WANT YOU ALL TO GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE THOSE BOXES DOWN NOW!!! [Hyde, Eric, and Red walk to the living room and Kitty calms down] Thank you boys for helping me. [laughs and then menopausal] NOW!
HYDE: Well... I guess we're helping.
ERIC: Dad, I'm scared.
RED: Don't let the enemy win. Don't show any signs of fear.
[Hyde and Eric nodd and walk with Red out the kitchen to the living room]
[CREDITS]
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[Forman Attic. Red, Hyde, and Eric are looking through boxes]
RED: Well boys. I expect this to be done for Kitty soon. [starts to leave]
ERIC: Wait dad. You're not going to help?
RED: Well, Eric... how can I explain this - no. [leaves]
ERIC: I guess it's just us then.
HYDE: [looks through boxes] Damn. Look at this stuff Forman. [pulls out a blond doll and laughs] Damn Laurie must of forgotten about this.
ERIC: [grabs it and holds it] Yeah... she probably did. [laughs nervously] Stupid doll.
[Hyde looks away and Eric hugs it tightly]
HYDE: [looks down and finds yearbooks] Whoa! Look at this. [grabs one and sits on a box and looks through it] It's Red's yearbook.
ERIC: [puts doll down gently and sits next to Hyde looking with him] Wow. This must be really old.
HYDE: Yeah it is. I didn't know they had yearbooks for your dad's time.
ERIC: [takes yearbook and puts it on his lap] Look! There's my dad. OH MY GOD! HE HAS HAIR! Who's that hot girl - Okay EW!
HYDE: Forman! You just called your mom hot!
ERIC: Hey look. People signed the yearbook.[reads] "Dearest Red, I want to tell you I had the best years with you and last night was the absolute best of all time.
HYDE: Go Red!
ERIC: Okay... Ew! [continues to read] You mean so much to me and I hope I mean a lot to you. Love, Maggie Sue.
HYDE/ERIC: Maggie Sue?!?!
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[Forman Basement. Donna and FEZ are watching TV. Donna and FEZ are on the couch. Donna at one end and FEZ on the other. He is eating candy.]
KELSO: [runs in from the door] Hey you guys!
DONNA: Hey Kelso. What have you been up to?
KELSO: Well. I was thinking.
[Donna and FEZ shriek]
FEZ: What have you done to Kelso?
DONNA: Kelso are you okay?
KELSO: Yeah... I'm fine. [pauses] Yeah... I seriously need to get over Jackie! [sits on side chair]
DONNA: That's good to hear.
FEZ: Yes and Hyde loves her.
KELSO: FEZ! [hits FEZ]
FEZ: Ai! Why must I get punished for Hyde loving Jackie?
KELSO: [hits FEZ] FEZ!
DONNA: Fez means to forget about her. She moved on and you should too.
KELSO: Yeah! Exactly. I'll just move on.
DONNA: That's great. So what are you going to do?
KELSO: Well. I do have the three things that women want. I'm hot and I'm smart. So yeah.
FEZ: Yes... every woman wants those THREE things...
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[Forman Attic. Same spots.]
ERIC: My dad was cheating on my mom. That bastard!
HYDE: [turns to see Maggie Sue's picture] I can see why. Whoa. Maggie's hot.
ERIC: [gets up] I don't get it. Wasn't mom enough for him?
HYDE: Forman. It was a long time ago. Who cares? He's married your mom.
ERIC: Still. It's not right! He shouldn't had done that to my mom.
HYDE: Look Forman. Quit acting like a ass. This was when they were high school centuries ago. There's nothing you could do about it.
ERIC: [hand gestures] I got to confront Red. He should know that I know what he knows.
HYDE: Don't get into his business. [looking through some boxes and pulls out various stuff]
ERIC: Oh I'll get into his business! Like when Luke got into Vader's business!!!
[Hyde groans, Eric gets doll and hugs it tightly]
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[The Hub. Kelso comes in and runs his hand through his hair. He sees the back of a pretty girl with dark hair in the corner. He goes to her and leans on the wall]
KELSO: Hey pretty lady. I'm Kelso. You can have your very own Kelso to take home for yourself.
[Girl turns and it's Jackie]
JACKIE: Michael!
KELSO: JACKIE! Oh, um... [runs out]
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[School. Kelso comes in and runs his hand through his hair. He sees the back of a ANOTHER pretty girl with dark hair in the corner. He goes to her and leans on the wall]
KELSO: Hey. What's a pretty girl like you doing without a guy like me?
[Girl turns and it's Jackie]
JACKIE: Michael stop it!
KELSO: Jackie! I- I- [runs away]
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[The Mall. Kelso comes in and runs his hand through his hair. He sees the back of a ANOTHER pretty girl with dark hair in the corner. He goes to her and leans on the wall]
KELSO: Hey pretty lady! How's it going in your neck of the woods? Want me to check?
[Girl turns and it's Jackie]
JACKIE: MICHAEL! [she hits him]
KELSO: [covers eye] Ow My eye! [runs away]
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[The Hub. Kelso comes in and runs his hand through his hair. He sees the back of a pretty girl with dark hair in the corner. He goes to her and leans on the wall and looks at the girl's face and it's NOT Jackie, but looks like Jackie]
JAMIE: [notices Kelso trying to check her out] Yes?
KELSO: [he is awestruck] Hi. I'm Kelso.
JAMIE: Hi. I'm Jamie. [They both shake hands and smile to each other]
[Commercial]
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[Forman Living Room. Red is on his chair reading the newspaper. Eric comes down from the stairs and brings the yearbook. He grabs the newspaper and tosses it and puts the yearbook on Red's lap]
ERIC: Okay Mister! Explain this! [points to Maggie Sue's note]
RED: Would you look at that... My high school yearbook!
ERIC: Yeah! Who's Maggie Sue?!?! [points] You cheated on mom when you were in high school!!!
RED: [rolls eyes] Oh geez. Sit down dumbass. Let me explain some things to you.
ERIC: [sits] Who was she, dad? A fling when you were with mom?!?!
RED: Let me explain something to you Eric. I love your mother very much.
ERIC: And yet you do this insanity to mom!
[Kitty enters. She's complaining.]
KITTY: Oh my God! It's HOT in here! RED! Did you check the air conditioner?
RED: Yes dear.
KITTY: Good! Because I can't stand it in here anymore! [looks at Eric] AND YOU! CUT YOUR HAIR!!! [goes upstairs]
RED: If someone is insane, it's your mother.
ERIC: So dad. Why did you do it? Wasn't mom good enough for you?
RED: Eric. Your mother means everything to me. I never cheated on her.
ERIC: Then what is this my dearest Red!
RED: [reads and laugh] You are one dumbass.
ERIC: [confused] What?
RED: I never cheated on your mother. I helped Maggie Sue with a problem she had. I took care of her. She was like a sister to me.
ERIC: What about the best night she ever had?!?!
RED: I took her to a football game.
ERIC: What about you mean a lot to her?
RED: I have that affect on people.
ERIC: [starts laughing] yeah, well.
RED: Shut up.
ERIC: Yeah I'm gonna go now.
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[Forman basement. Hyde, Jackie, Eric, Donna and Fez are sitting and doing nothing. Hyde is on his chair. Jackie is on his lap, Eric and Donna are next to each other on the couch. Fez is next to Donna. Kelso comes in and is smiling]
KELSO: Guess what happened you guys?
HYDE: You got VD?
ERIC: You gave someone VD?
FEZ: You're gay?
KELSO: [pauses] No... I met a girl! Her name is Jamie! She's so HOT and... is so hot!
DONNA: Wait. Did you get to talk to her?
KELSO: Yeah... I don't know.. whatever. She's hot.
JACKIE: Michael... did you remember what you and her talked about?
KELSO: Of course I do Jackie! I was a great boyfriend. I listened to all that junk that you said.
JACKIE: [Hyde and Jackie get up. Hyde gets a popsicle. Jackie sits next to Eric] Really Michael?
KELSO: [looks at Jackie, not paying attention to her] What Jackie?
JACKIE: Michael, don't you know that a key to a good relationship is listening. Right, Steven?
HYDE: [closes the ice chest] You said something Jackie? [Jackie glares at him]
FEZ: So you did not know a thing she was saying... that's not good Kelso.
KELSO: Well Duh FEZ! She was hot!
DONNA: You only like her because she's hot? What if her personality is terrible? Is that all that matters to you?
KELSO: Well.. [pauses] yeah.
FEZ: You so shallow.
KELSO: I am not! I like looks only!
ERIC: So when are you going to see her again?
KELSO: Oh, we planned to meet at the movies later tonight. [looks at Jackie] Did I mention she was hot?
JACKIE: Yes Michael, but she gets less hot the more you talk about her!
KELSO: Yeah... she is hot, isn't she? [puts his arm around Jackie] Jackie... I think we should move on and start seeing other people...
JACKIE: [looks at him and then at Hyde] Okay. If that's what you want.
KELSO: Good. Good. [moves away from Jackie] I got to go see my HOT date now! [leaves through front door]
HYDE: Hey Forman. You forgot your doll. [grabs it from a box in the basement and tosses it to Eric]
ERIC: What? What are you talking about? This isn't mine!
JACKIE: [Takes it.] Oh it's so pretty.
DONNA: Eric, this was yours?
ERIC: It's not mine! [grabs the doll] and stop messing up Miss Sally's hair!
FEZ: Oh Eric. It's okay for boys to play with girly dolls in my country.
ERIC: Really?
FEZ: Yes, but we are in America, so you are not a man!
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[Forman Attic. Red is sitting on a box and looking through the yearbooks. Kitty comes up and sees Red reading signatures.]
KITTY: Looking through old memories?
RED: Yeah. Oh how I miss those years.
KITTY: [sits next to Red and grabs a yearbook] Oh look at this one. [laughs] There's you. Oh and you have hair. [laughs] Don't you wish we could go back to these times and just live them over again?
RED: Yeah... but I would change something.
KITTY: What's that?
RED: No kids.
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[CREDIT]
[The Theater. Kelso is waiting for Jamie. He sees her and she's goes to him.]
JAMIE: Hey Kelso.
KELSO: Hey Jamie! I got tickets to the movies!
JAMIE: Really? Thanks! [takes them] Roger is going to love it!
KELSO: Roger?
JAMIE: Yeah, my boyfriend. Were you listening?
KELSO: No!
JAMIE: Why not?
KELSO: Cuz you're hot!
ROGER: [comes and puts arm around Jamie] Hey Kelso, is it?
JAMIE: I told you we all should hang out.
KELSO: No you didn't. You said - you're hot!!! [leaves]
