Episode 14: School Spirit Wisconsin!
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[Forman Basement. Hyde, Donna, Eric, Kelso and FEZ. Hyde is in his chair, Donna, Eric, and FEZ are in the seats, and Kelso is in his seat - they are watching TV]

HYDE: Another Happy Days rerun?

ERIC: [disgusted] Oh man... when are they going to outcool the Fonz?

KELSO: Hello? Earth to Eric! No one can outcool the Fonz... that's like out hotting me! And we all know that's not going to happen.

FEZ: Amend to you brother!

DONNA: I don't know... the Chochie and the Joanie moments are cool.

HYDE: No they're not. It's boring.

KELSO: [looks at Eric] Yeah... kinda reminds me of your relationship.

[Hyde and Kelso laugh]

DONNA: Wait that's not funny. We are not boring!

ERIC: Donna... calm down. You're too tense. You know that gives you headaches.

[Jackie rushes in from the side door.]

JACKIE: [happy] Oh My God! Guess what happened?!?!

FEZ: [stands up] You decided to break up with Hyde to be with me! [opens his arms wide to her]

JACKIE: [disgusted looking at FEZ] No... [back to the group] The Point Place Pep Squad has made it to the semi-finals! We might go to state!

DONNA / KELSO / ERIC / FEZ / HYDE: [mumble] Oh good for you! / Hot chicls / Oh / Yay for Point place / Eh

JACKIE: What?! Oh come on guys! Steven! [goes over to him] Aren't you happy for me!

HYDE: Why Jackie? It's just cheerleading.

JACKIE: Just Cheerleading? Just Cheerleading? I have you know without us, the football team would be nothing.

KELSO: That's true. Without the cheerleaders, guys wouldn't be motivated to win and then do it with the cheerleaders.

FEZ: [stands up] I'm happy for you Jackie! [jumps up and down] Ra ra!

JACKIE: Okay FEZ... [to the gang] So... who's going to go to the semi-finals to watch me!!?!?!

[Everyone is quiet.]

KELSO: I'll go!

ERIC: Why would you want to go?

KELSO: Eric... short skirts will be flying everywhere man! Think about it... SHORT SKIRTS!

DONNA: Well.. you guys know my thoughts on cheerleading. It's just making women more degrading.

JACKIE: Oh that's what every girl who didn't make the team says!

DONNA: Hey! I could of been a cheerleader!

FEZ: I shall go and support you... and comfort the sad, lonely cheerleaders who do not win.

ERIC: I guess I'll go...

DONNA: Yeah me too. Even tho I'm against it, I'll be there to support you.

JACKIE: Why thank you, you guys!

[Everyone turns to Hyde who is still reading the magazine.]

JACKIE: Steven?

HYDE: [looks at them] What?

JACKIE: Are you going to come and support me?

HYDE: Jackie... cheerleading events aren't my thing.

JACKIE: Come on Steven!

ERIC: Yeah Hyde... where's your SCHOOL SPIRIT!?!

[Credits]
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[The Hub. Jackie, Hyde, Kelso, FEZ, Donna and Eric are sitting in a booth. Kelso and FEZ are at the ordering window. Some girls dressed in cheerleading outfits come in. On the shirt part it says Southside. A blonde one is in the middle, and there is a Asian one on the side and a black girl on the other side.]

JACKIE: [sees them] Eck... it's the Southside Cheerleaders.

DONNA: So?

JACKIE: So??? They are up against us for the semi-finals. And eck! It's the head cheerleader, Jax. What kind of name is Jax?

ERIC: Gee Jackie. I don't know. A girl's name?

HYDE: [looking at the girls] I see nothing wrong.

[The three cheerleaders walk see Jackie and walks towards her table.]

JAX: Well if it isn't Jackie Burkhart. What a surprise to see you in a cool place like this.

JACKIE: I was wondering why you were here.

JAX: Oh whatever Burkhart. We are going to win this competition and Point Place Cheerleaders could just kiss our winning perfect pyramid asses!

JACKIE: [stands up] Oh we shall see about that!

[Kelso and FEZ walk to the table]

FEZ: Ohhhh... two girls fighting!

KELSO: FEZ, remember... we have to be quiet about this. [looks at them] TAKE IT OFF!

JAX: [looks at Kelso] Well hello Michael. [walks over to Kelso]

KELSO: Hey Jax. Long time no see.

JAX: [plays with his arm] Hey Michael... you going to support us Southside Cheerleaders, right?

KELSO: Of course!

FEZ: Hello. I am FEZ. I'll come and support you.

JACKIE: FEZ! MICHAEL!

FEZ: [To Jackie] Shhh not now Jackie! [to girls] Yes... go Southside!

JAX: That's so sweet. [to Kelso] So Michael, you're going to call me?

KELSO: Yeah. Of course!

JAX: Good! I'll be expecting a call.

KELSO: Really? From who?

JAX: [rolls her eyes] From you! Missa! Holly! Let's go!

MISSA [Asian one]: [to Hyde] Hey... when you get sick of Point Place girls... try some Southside girls.

[The three cheerleaders leave.]

HYDE: [sighs] Been there, done that.

JACKIE: The nerve of them coming here to the Hub!

ERIC: Yeah... cuz the Hub. Yeah. I don't think anyone should come here and sit and want to eat in here.

JACKIE: FEZ? Michael? What was that about?

FEZ: I'm sorry Jackie. They were wearing short skirts and theirs breasts were as big as melons!
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[Eric's Room. Donna and Eric are making out on the bed. Eric on top of her]]

DONNA: [stops] Eric... do you think we're boring?

ERIC: [annoyed] Donna. That was a tricky move, I need your full concentration. [goes back to her neck]

DONNA: I mean it Eric. Are we boring?

ERIC: [gets up] Donna! Of course not. We're not boring. We have so much fun that it's not even funny. [quiet] See... no one's laughing.

DONNA: I don't know. Let's go out and do something!

ERIC: Donna... we were doing something.

DONNA: Something fun!

ERIC: [looks around and does obvious face] Hello?

DONNA: [she gets up and opens the door] Come on! Let's go!

ERIC: [on the bed] Or... we can stay here and have some fun!

[Donna leaves.]

ERIC: What? What did I say? [pauses] Fine! [gets up and follows her] I'm coming...
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[Forman living room. Jackie and a bunch of other girls dressed in Point Place Cheer Outfits. All the furniture has been moved. Hyde, Kelso and FEZ are watching the girls practice.]

JACKIE: Okay... let's do it! We need to beat those Southside Skanks!

GIRLS: Okay!

JACKIE: 1... 2... 3...

[Red, Kitty, and Bob enters]

RED: What the hell?

JACKIE: Mr. Forman.

RED: What are these ra-ra girls doing in MY house?

CHEERLEADER 1: We're not ra-ra girls! We're cheerleaders!

KITTY: Ya could had fooled me! [laughs]

BOB: So what are you guys doing here for?

JACKIE: We have a major competition coming up!

RED: [to the guys] Why are you here?

KELSO: Uhh... we are here to SUPPORT them for the major competition coming up!

FEZ: And they are wearing short skirts!

RED: Get out!

[Kelso and FEZ walk out to the kitchen. Hyde remains.]

HYDE: She's my girlfriend.

RED: Oh... [pauses] Get out!

[Hyde gets out to the kitchen]

BOB: [to Jackie] You know... I used to be a cheerleader.

RED: You were a cheerleader Bob?

KITTY: My Bob... how very... how very... [looks at Red] What's the word?

RED: Girly...

BOB: Yup. I was #1 cheer chair. If ya girls need some help?

JACKIE: I think we'll be fine.

KITTY: Oh how fun! [gets pom poms] You know Jackie. I used to be a cheerleader too! [drops the pom poms] Let me get my old outfit!!! [excited] [runs upstairs]

BOB: If she gets to get hers! Then I'm going to get mine! [runs out]

RED: Oh Crap. Look what you did. Now I have to see Bob doing the splits. [walks to the kitchen]
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[Forman Basement. Kelso, FEZ, and Hyde. Hyde and Kelso are walking back and forth behind the couch. FEZ is on the couch.]

KELSO: I can't believe Red kicked us out from the living room. Does he not know there are girls upstairs?

FEZ: Yes and I thought I saw one with no underwear on!

KELSO: Man.. this is no fair! [sits on the couch] You know who would let us watch them practice! The Southside Cheerleaders!

HYDE: Kelso man. I don't think Jackie would like it if we went.

KELSO: Geez Hyde! I didn't know you'd be whipped!

FEZ: Yes... whipped like cream!

KELSO: Ooo... good one FEZ!

FEZ: Thank you.

HYDE: I am not whipped!

KELSO: Prove it!

HYDE: Okay fine. Let's go to Southside.

KELSO: [gets up] Alright!

FEZ: [gets up happy] YES! [walks towards the door with the guys] I hear that the Southside Cheerleaders don't wear underwear!

[They leave from the side door.]

[Commercial]
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[Southside High School. Inside the Gym. Eric and Donna sneak in carrying spray paint and toilet paper.]

ERIC: Donna. What are we doing here?

DONNA: Jackie needs support, so I figured we just show support by trashing the opposite team's gym!

ERIC: Uh... Donna... I don't know about this.

DONNA: [turns to him] Don't worry! We won't get caught!

[They hear noises. Foot steps. Donna and Eric hide behind the bleachers. The Southside Cheerleaders (8 girls) come in.]

JAX: That Burkhart girl thinks she could beat us. I don't think so.

MISSA: I know! Geez! What does Steven Hyde see in her?

HOLLY: So what's up with you and Michael Kelso?

JAX: He's cute. He'd be fun to play with for awhile. He'll support the Southside Cheerleaders!

MISSA / HOLLY: You go girl! / You're so sneaky!

HOLLY: What about that foreigner?

JAX: I don't know? Send him back to where he came from!

[Cheerleaders giggle. Kelso, FEZ, and Hyde come in]

KELSO: Hey ladies! We came to watch you practice.

FEZ: [goes up to Holly] Underwear optional.

[Jax looks at Missa and then walks to Kelso.]

JAX: So Michael. You going to support us?

KELSO: All the way! [does a little cheer dance]

JAX: Wow Michael. Good move. Maybe you can show that to me in private again.

KELSO: Sure. I could just show you here. [does cheer dance] See.

HYDE: You are a idiot.

KELSO: [realizes it] Ohhhh!

MISSA: [to Hyde] You going to watch us practice?

HYDE: [distant] Yeah. [he goes on the bench]

FEZ: [to the cheerleaders] If you need someone to hold your pom poms... [Hyde gets up and pulls FEZ onto the bench]

[The guys sit on the bench watching. Cheerleaders start to practice and doing flips. Donna and Eric are under the bleachers. Donna looks disgusted.]

DONNA: Look at them. Exposing themselves. What kind of women would do this?

ERIC: [staring at them] I... don't... know...

HYDE: I can't be here. I got to go. [Hyde leaves]

[Kelso taps FEZ.]

KELSO: Imagine having a cheerleader do that in bed!
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[Forman Living Room. Jackie and the cheerleaders strut and dance. Kitty comes down wearing her cheer uniform. She starts dancing in the middle of the practice. The cheerleaders stop]

KITTY: Ra-Ra Siss Boom Ba! I hope you losers get hit by a car! [laughs] That was the most popular one to say to those girls! [laughs] and boy that was funny... [laughs and then serious].. until one of the girls really got hit by a car. [back to normal] Anyways! You guys need some spirit!

JACKIE: Thank you Mrs. Forman, but I think we're fine. We feel confident and beautiful to win against those cheerleaders!

KITTY: Well Jackie... you can't only be confident and beautiful. [laughs] You have to be talented too.

JACKIE: Oh we are. Right girls?

CHEERLEADERS: Right!

JACKIE: And we already got one judge to vote for us. Terri slept with a judge!

TERRI: [waves pom pom] Alright!

BOB: [comes in in his uniform] I got spirit! Yes I do! I got spirit! How about YOU! [Bob tries to do a cartwheel, but it comes out bad] YEAH!
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[Southside High School. In the Gym. Cheer practice is over. Jax is talking to Kelso. FEZ is trying to chat with the cheerleaders.]

JAX: So Kelso... I was wonder if you'd do me a favor...

KELSO: Oh... a pleasurable favor?!?!

JAX: Well... you see... it's all up to you if it's pleasurable... our mascot guy, Gus... he got sick and we need him for the competition tomorrow. So I was wondering if you'd like to do it for me...

[Kelso thinks about it. A devil looking like him pops on the side of his shouler.]

DEVIL: Do it! Do it! Cuz she's willing to DO IT! DO IT!

[Kelso nods. Then an Angel pops on his other shoulder]

ANGEL: Don't do it! Think about Jackie! She's your "friend" now... and plus... you love her!

[Kelso nods. JAX whispers something in Kelso's ear.]

DEVIL: She's not wearing underwear dude!!!

KELSO: I'LL DO IT!

[Cut to FEZ]

FEZ: [to the cheerleaders] And I also think Southside is the best because of all the pretty ladies.

HOLLY: So will you support us when we cheer? We would love that you wear our shirt to support us! [presents a T-shirt to him]

[FEZ looks at the shirt - it says I SUPPORT SOUTHSIDE ALL THE WAY! FEZ thinks about it. A Devil appears on the side of his shoulder]

DEVIL: Here you go old boy! They want you to wear the shirt. Next thing you know... they won't be wearing their shirts!

[FEZ nods. An Angel appears on the other side.]

ANGEL: Do it!

FEZ: Aren't you suppose to convince me not to wear the shirt?

ANGEL: I'm sorry... I have needs.

FEZ: Okay! I'll do it!

[FEZ walks with the cheerleaders. Everyone is gone, except Donna and Eric.]

DONNA: Alright. Let's go!

ERIC: Donna... I don't know. Vandalization.

DONNA: Look Eric! We are an exciting fun couple!

ERIC: I know, but we don't need to do this to know that! I mean. Look at us! We're fun!

[Eric and Donna look at each other.]

ERIC: Okay... I'll TP the basketball nets and you spray.

DONNA: Okay!
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[Outside - Competition Area. FEZ is wearing the Southside Shirt. Hyde, Eric and Donna are standing waiting. ]

DONNA: I can't believe you're wearing a Southside shirt?

FEZ: I have needs.

ERIC: [looks at Hyde] That's true... he does.

HYDE: Oh here comes Jackie!

FEZ: [takes off the Southside Shirt to reveal a shirt that says POINT PLACE ALL THE WAY!] Go Jackie!

JACKIE: Oh FEZ! That's so sweet!

HYDE: [kisses her on the cheek] Good luck!

JACKIE: Thanks! I'm off! [goes off waving her pom poms]

ERIC: Oh here come those Southside girls.

FEZ: [hurries and put on the Southside shirt] GO SOUTHSIDE!

HOLLY: That's so sweet!

MISSA: We won't forget you... umm... FRED!

[They walk away.]

FEZ: Oh they remember me!

DONNA: They called you FRED...

ERIC: Why didn't we think of that name up for him?
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[Forman Living Room. Hyde, Jackie, FEZ, Eric, Donna, Kitty and Red come in from the front door.]

RED: What hell competition was that?

KITTY: I'm sorry Jackie.

JACKIE: Ah... it's alright. I have to admit... that mascot of theirs... can really move!

DONNA: Yeah... I have to admit. That was pretty good.

HYDE: Sorry Jackie. [hugs her]

JACKIE: It's alright. You know what I heard! I heard they only won because of their mascot!

KITTY: You still got next year!

FEZ: It's so hot in here. [FEZ takes off his shirt, revealing the SOUTHSIDE Shirt]

JACKIE: FEZ?!?!

FEZ: [looks at his shirt] HOW DID THAT GET THERE?

ERIC: Uh.. FEZ... those Southside girls must of branded you!

FEZ: Yes... WITH LOVE!

DONNA: Look Jackie. If it makes you feel any better... Eric and I trashed their gym.

JACKIE: Actually... that does make me feel better. Thank you! [goes to Donna and gives her a hug]

HYDE: Forman, you trashed a gym. Alright!

[Kelso comes in all tired in his regular clothes.]

KELSO: Hey guys.

HYDE: So Kelso... where were you today?

JACKIE: Yeah... you didn't come to support me!

KELSO: I had... I had to save the dying children Africa!

ERIC: And you got here... now?

KELSO: Yeah... I'm like Superman... man!

HYDE: Really? Nice tail man.

KELSO: [moves to the side - there is a tiger tail sticking out] Oh... what is this?

FEZ: Oh! What did you get from those children!?!?!?!

JACKIE: [grabs the tail] Michael! This is the Southside mascot's tail!

KELSO: How did that get there?

ERIC: I can't believe you went up against your own school.

DONNA: Shame on you.

KELSO: I don't know how that got there?!?!

RED: Wow... you were really good on stage... dumbass.

KELSO: Hey! It takes skill to do those moves. [Jackie gives him look] Which I didn't!
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[Credits]

[Forman Driveway. Bob and Kitty are dressed in their uniforms. Red is standing on the side]

KITTY: Give me a R!

BOB: R!

KITTY: Give me a E!

BOB: E!

KITTY: Give me a D!

BOB: D!

KITTY: What's that spell?!?!

[Bob and Kitty point to Red]

RED: I'm out of here. [he goes into the kitchen.
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