Silent Hill Shufle!

Episode One: What is This Odd New Place?
Sesshoumaru is stuck with them, at this strange place. He didn't know how it happened, or why. It was just all too odd. Rin, Kagome and even Jaken were gone, and there was not telling where they might be. Sesshoumaru looked up to a broken-down and rusted sign.

'Welcome to Silent Hill!'

He grunted. For some reason, their language had been replaced, too. Some sort of magic was at work, and it was stronger than them. But for now, they didn not know what to do. There seemed to be no one around. Inu Yasha seemed more pissed than he had ever been, and was screaming cuss words at the top of his lungs, the cries echoing through the empty canyons of the abandoned streets, sending a chill down the spines of them all.
"I shall work alone." Sesshoumaru proclaimed. Not that he even wanted to find Rin in the first place, of course, but to, um, find a way out.
"Whaaaaat?" screamed Inu Yasha, his mouth open just as wide as the mouth of an elephant. Sesshoumaru scoffed.
"I don't need any help. This is nothing but an empty town...even if it smells odd. This will be easy.
At that, he dissapeared into the mist to find out what was going on. Or, as he feels inside, find Rin. The thing was, her scent was everywhere. This made him mad, so he decided to rest. He went down a hill to a small graveyard, and sat against a tree. Little did he know, this is the act that would send him into the most...odd...journey of his life.
While resting, he noticed a young girl playing on one of the graves. At first, he disregarded it. Then, he looked at the girl more closely-it seemed to be Rin, except for the fact that she had a strange Kimono on, somewhat like Kagome's uniform...
"Girl." said Sesshoumaru, making his way to the child. She looked at him coldly, and dissapeared before he could say anything.
"A...spirit?" Sesshoumaru asked himself, looking around. Ah! A set of keys were on the ground. Sesshoumaru picked them up.
"What are these?" he looked them over carefully. They seemed useless to him, but you never know...at that, he decided to leave the strange graveyard and make his way through the town.
Shippou was cowering on Sango's back.
"Sango..." he said. "This place is...strange..."
"I know." she said. "But we have to find Kagome. She must be somewhere around here, she couldn't have gotten far."
Inu Yasha sniffed the air.
"I can't track her." he proclaimed. "Her smell is everywhere...it's some sort of magic..."
Miroku seemed like he had five cappucinos and a bag of raw maui sugar.
"There is evil everywhere!" he proclaimed. "This is like..."
"Hell, huh?"
"Kouga!"
"Yhea, it's me."
Kouga came out of building labled 'Hospital' and seemed ruffled.
"I've been trying to get up there, but I'm not sure how." he said. "It's really weird. There are no stairs."
Silence.
"There must be a way up there." remarked Sango. "I remember Kagome showing me a picture one day when we were bored of an el-evador thingy. It's a little room with some buttons in it, and some next to it. Does somebody have ink and some paper, or mud, or something? Ah, nevermind."
Sango sat next to the curb where there was some dirt and drew a very stupid looking elevator.
"Oh, yhea, I think I saw one of those..." said Kouga. Everyone sighed.
"Let's go then!" said Inu Yasha, puffing his chest. "We gotta find Kagome before this whimpy wolf does!" Inu Yasha ran into the hospital, the others following reluctantly. Kouga sighed also, and decided to follow. They didn't know what really freaky things were in there, huh?
Sesshoumaru stood off of the couch, where he had been studying the keys. Although the house he was in seemed strange to him and there were many things he wanted to know about, he made sure not to touch anything. After much thought, he decided that the keys were in fact for opening doors, but not the ones to the house he was in. He kicked those down. Even if he could kick doors down, he kept the keys, just in case. He made his way out the door, and walked down the cold and empty streets. He could have sworn he heard Rin say she was hungry, but then remembered she was gone. He looked up. "Skool" he read. "El..le...men...ta...ry...skool." not knowing what an "Elementary School" was, he continued into it. It seemed very quiet. Clenching and unclenching his hands, he opened the doors to the classrooms, a little uneasy. It just seemed...too quiet...he continued on, still opening doors, untill there were none left to open...except one. At the bottom of some stairs was a brown door that he decided to save for last, since it looked...suspicious. Silently, he made his way down the stairs and twisted the doorknob, entering the strange place. It was dark and bloody-looking and smelt like rotting flesh. Rotting HUMAN flesh. And it was overpowering.
"Ugh..." remarked Sesshoumaru, covering his nose. "This is disgusting..." he trudged through the tunnel, covering his nose and looking over his shoulder evere so often. It wasn't that he was scared...ah. At the end of the tunnel was another door, a big metal door, that was locked with a very big lock. Sesshoumaru shook the keys he had with him and attempted to open the door with them...it worked. As he entered the room, the first thing he noticed was the smell-it smelt sweet...like flowers, and the clean sky, and morning dew...something was wrong. Looking over the room, Sesshoumaru estimated that it belonged to a small child, having dolls and such things all over the place. The colors were bright, and everything looked unusually large. That's when he heard it-
"Go away! Leave me alone, don't hurt me!"
Sesshoumaru drew his sword at the sound of the woman's voice.
"Who's there?" he called. "I'm not going to hurt you if I don't have to!"
Behind a rather large bear doll on the bright pink bed was a woman. A youkai woman.
"What do you want?" she said, he amber eyes peering from behind the bear.
"Nothing." exclaimed Sesshoumaru. "I just want you to come from behind that bear."
After some silence the woman moved the bear and came off of the bed. Sesshoumaru was shocked. She looked like a much more girly version of himself, with a star on her head!

"Well." he exclaimed. "That was unexpected."

"Who are you?" said the woman. "You aren't my master."
"I am Sesshoumaru." said Sesshoumaru. "Who are you?"
"Aiiemillie. Just Aiiemillie."
The woman confused Sesshoumaru. What was she here?
"Well, I'm going now..." he said, turing to leave.
"Wait!" yelped Aiiemillie, "Don't leave me alone!"
She jumped off of her bed and ran to Sesshoumaru, making sure that she was close enough not to lose him. Slowly, they continued down the catacomb.
"W-What is this place...?" sai Sango, looking around the gynocology examination room in horror. Everyone else was in horror, too, except for Miroku, who was looking through an examination instruction booklet and picking up random tools. they were still looking for the elevator, and had passed it about sixteen times, but didn't bother with it.
"I think we should move on" said Shippou, sitting quietly on Sango's shoulder. Inu Yasha nodded.
"We still have to find the elevator." he said. "I think we might have passed it along the way."
And so the group searched the first floor of the hospital AGAIN until Sango stopped in front of the elevator.
"Here it is!" she said, pointing. Inu Yasha looked at the buttons.
"Up... Where are we going? DON'T MOVE! I shall pick. I pick...up!"
The door to the elevator opened and everyone stepped inside.
"Inu Yasha." said Kouga.
"What?"
"There was only up, dog crap!"
"Shut up!"
"STOP!" Sango yelled. "We didn't even choose a floor yet, idiots. Two or three?"

Inu Yasha stepped foward.
"Two."
Kouga stepped foward.
"Three."
"Two!"
"Three!"
"Two!"
"Three!"
"Two!"
Will the gang ever pick one of the two floors? How are Sesshoumaru and his new 'Friend' faring? How did they get to Silent Hill? Who made it that way? Who IS Sesshoumaru's friend?
Find out later on....

Silent Hill Shuffle!
AN: Hello, all. It is I, the all powerful author. Well, to continue, I will need your reviews and suggestions-those would be very much appreciated. And oh, no flames, please, this is all in good fun! I know the first chapter wasn't the best, but with your help, it can be better. Some notes on Silent Hill: I've decided to change things a bit and make it demented-monster-free most of the time for the sake of the story-you don't have one if it's mostly monsters being killed. That's a school report. Well, goodbye till next time, your host,
Kiele Mirra...the neko from nowhere.