Just recently I discovered that I actually have fans- *Holds up Jap. Fans
and freak dances a bit* -of my R rated Beyblade fanfics. ^_^ So anywaz this
is dedicated to them~
Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade- Nor do I own the song "One of Us" by Joan
Osborne
Now I would like to present to you *dun*dun*dun
*~What if Kai was One of
Us~*
~A song
parody~
The Blade Breakers had decided to stop at a Karaoke bar after they had won
the American tournament. When Max suggested they sing a song. Well, of
course Tyson loved the idea and Rei and Kenny were finally dragged into it
with them.
"Come on Kai it should be fun." Max coaxed with their stern companion.
Kai shot a death glare at Max. "I don't think so."
Rei and Kenny were already up on the stage choosing a song from the large
books that were displayed.
"Come on Max, we'll leave Kai to be all alone." Kai tried to shoot Tyson a
glare but they were already walking up on stage. He instead looked at the
table and stirred his tea with the end of a fork.
They all took their places and Tyson picked up a microphone and shot a
glance back at the others.
"This song is dedicated to our fearless captain who so frivolously got us
threw the American tournament," Kai stared at the stage, "We love you Kai!"
The fork was stabbed into the table as the song began in a low melody.
(Max)
If Kai had a nickname, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in a vat of pudding
What would you ask if you have just one question
(Kenny,Tyson)
Yeah, Yeah, Kai is cool
Yeah, Yeah, Kai's a dude
Yeah, Yeah, Yup, Yup, Yeah
(Rei)
What if Kai was one of us?
Just a hog like TysonBob
Just a dude on a bus with a huss?
Tryin to get away from homos
(Kenny)
If Kai had ghetto booty, what would it look like
And would you wanna feel
If feeling meant that you would have to believe
In things like implants and silicone or red beans and rice
And cornbread and...
(Kenny,Tyson)
Yeah, Yeah, Kai is cool
Yeah, Yeah, Kai's a dude
Yeah, Yup, Yup, Yeah, Yeah
(Rei)
What if Kai was one of us?
Just a hog like TysonBob
Just a dude on a bus with a huss
Tryin to get away from homos
Just tryin to get away from Dago's
Back home alone
Nobody call him on the phone
'Cept for Enrique back near Rome
(Tyson, Kenny)
Yeah, Yeah Kai is cool
Yup, Yeah Kai's a dude
Yeah, Yup, Yup, Yup, Yeah
(Rei)
What if Kai was one of us?
Just a hog like TysonBob
Tryin to make it with a homo
Didn't know Kai was a homo?
He listened to them Rollin Stones
Kai went home all alone.
Just went home all alone!......
(Tyson)
Nobody called him on the phone.
'Cept for Enrique back near Rome
The song ended in as it had begun in a low enticing melody.
The bar erupted into cheers and applause of the crowd. The Blade Breakers
exited the stage bowing and raising their hands in triumph.
They waltzed over to the table where Kai was about to bust a blood vessel.
"Wow Kai I didn't know a person could turn that vivid color of red?"
Everyone erupted in a wave of laughter.
The laughter stopped, though when the fork broke in half in Kai's hand.
"I will kill you ALL!" Kai jumped from the table and ran towards them.
Tyson grabbed his hat off the table as everyone bolted for the door to
escape Kai's wrath.
Fin.
Author's note: I probably have offended someone so far so I'm gonna go
ahead and apologize.
Ok it's hard to rhyme these things so give me a break with the whole
TysonBob thing-hehe. O and a huss in one part of the song means hussie, as
in whore. And remember I am a retard and you cant be mad at retards, can
ya?
and freak dances a bit* -of my R rated Beyblade fanfics. ^_^ So anywaz this
is dedicated to them~
Disclaimer: I don't own Beyblade- Nor do I own the song "One of Us" by Joan
Osborne
Now I would like to present to you *dun*dun*dun
*~What if Kai was One of
Us~*
~A song
parody~
The Blade Breakers had decided to stop at a Karaoke bar after they had won
the American tournament. When Max suggested they sing a song. Well, of
course Tyson loved the idea and Rei and Kenny were finally dragged into it
with them.
"Come on Kai it should be fun." Max coaxed with their stern companion.
Kai shot a death glare at Max. "I don't think so."
Rei and Kenny were already up on the stage choosing a song from the large
books that were displayed.
"Come on Max, we'll leave Kai to be all alone." Kai tried to shoot Tyson a
glare but they were already walking up on stage. He instead looked at the
table and stirred his tea with the end of a fork.
They all took their places and Tyson picked up a microphone and shot a
glance back at the others.
"This song is dedicated to our fearless captain who so frivolously got us
threw the American tournament," Kai stared at the stage, "We love you Kai!"
The fork was stabbed into the table as the song began in a low melody.
(Max)
If Kai had a nickname, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in a vat of pudding
What would you ask if you have just one question
(Kenny,Tyson)
Yeah, Yeah, Kai is cool
Yeah, Yeah, Kai's a dude
Yeah, Yeah, Yup, Yup, Yeah
(Rei)
What if Kai was one of us?
Just a hog like TysonBob
Just a dude on a bus with a huss?
Tryin to get away from homos
(Kenny)
If Kai had ghetto booty, what would it look like
And would you wanna feel
If feeling meant that you would have to believe
In things like implants and silicone or red beans and rice
And cornbread and...
(Kenny,Tyson)
Yeah, Yeah, Kai is cool
Yeah, Yeah, Kai's a dude
Yeah, Yup, Yup, Yeah, Yeah
(Rei)
What if Kai was one of us?
Just a hog like TysonBob
Just a dude on a bus with a huss
Tryin to get away from homos
Just tryin to get away from Dago's
Back home alone
Nobody call him on the phone
'Cept for Enrique back near Rome
(Tyson, Kenny)
Yeah, Yeah Kai is cool
Yup, Yeah Kai's a dude
Yeah, Yup, Yup, Yup, Yeah
(Rei)
What if Kai was one of us?
Just a hog like TysonBob
Tryin to make it with a homo
Didn't know Kai was a homo?
He listened to them Rollin Stones
Kai went home all alone.
Just went home all alone!......
(Tyson)
Nobody called him on the phone.
'Cept for Enrique back near Rome
The song ended in as it had begun in a low enticing melody.
The bar erupted into cheers and applause of the crowd. The Blade Breakers
exited the stage bowing and raising their hands in triumph.
They waltzed over to the table where Kai was about to bust a blood vessel.
"Wow Kai I didn't know a person could turn that vivid color of red?"
Everyone erupted in a wave of laughter.
The laughter stopped, though when the fork broke in half in Kai's hand.
"I will kill you ALL!" Kai jumped from the table and ran towards them.
Tyson grabbed his hat off the table as everyone bolted for the door to
escape Kai's wrath.
Fin.
Author's note: I probably have offended someone so far so I'm gonna go
ahead and apologize.
Ok it's hard to rhyme these things so give me a break with the whole
TysonBob thing-hehe. O and a huss in one part of the song means hussie, as
in whore. And remember I am a retard and you cant be mad at retards, can
ya?
