Okay. For this one, it just came out one day, Starfox: Chicken Adventures. It has hardly anything to do with chickens, but oh well. Now this one is short, but nuh! I like short. So there. :P. It's all to start off the story. Don't complain. I could have written one about a fight between many chickens and turkeys, but I didn't, so don't complain. *shouts to the back* Roll it!

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Disclaimer: Setosgirlfriend/Sg/Girly owns nothing below, but she came up with the AirChicken, and the planet Ha, and Luke Spockwalker (sorta) and the killer cheese, and St. Pepper (but that was an accident). And that's all one sentence, so it took a long breath. Now if you will (or won't) please enjoy the fanfic. *runs away, and starts eating fried cheese covered in chocolate, and rolled in honey* (we aren't sure why)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In a galaxy 2 Ft. away…

Starfox was resting after his long battle with Andross. Resting didn't suit him. Suddenly St. Pepper called. (okay, supposed to be Sergeant Pepper, but I screwed up, so now it's Saint Pepper)

St. Pepper: Fox! We need your help. A giant piece of cheese is taking over the galaxy! Your mission is to ride the giant AirChicken to the planet Ha. There you will meant Luke Spockwalker. He will help you. Go. Now.

Fox: But why, sir? Why can't I use my own ships and crew?

St. Pepper: Because your crew hates you and the AirChicken sometimes eats it's riders.

Fox: What?!? @$$##$%!!

St. Pepper: We've been trying to get rid of you for several games (Are there several Starfox games? O_O oh well!), but you just won't stay down. Besides the script says so. End transmission.

Fox was stunned into speechlessnes. The AirChicken would eat him, and he had to kill cheese. Wow! Worst mission ever! Why would he need to kill cheese?!? It doesn't even live!! Who is Luke Spockwalker? Oh well. Time to leave. The AirChicken came, and fox climbed on board. And so begun the chilling adventures of…………

Starfox!! Chicken Adventures!!!!

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Hehe! Fun! All I can say is ^______________________^ smileys!!!!

(I like smileys)

D.A.G.: What am I doing here?

SG: Comic relief.

D.A.G.: Oh. K. What's comic? What's relief?

SG: -__-u *sighs* Nevermind.

Puppy comes out of nowhere, and licks the screen. Now ya can't see it,

but the sign on his neck says Please R&R. Thanks.