Okay I am back. I originally posted this in the Comics X-men section, but I moved it over here because I think more people read over here. Ya'll let me know what you think. Oh and along with the romantic stuff I need the Lord 's Prayer in French and German (Nightcrawler is going to be religious) and a few good defiant statements for him to spit at captures. Thanks dolls!

#3; That Which We Call a Rose.

The gang sat in the large rec. room in a small conversation pit. They had been discussing a number of things when the slightly disturbing sight of Dr. McCoy walked in. Alex screamed and leapt over the couch. Remy's reaction was slightly less severe, upon catching sight of Dr. McCoy, Remy flinched and then a expression of recognition covered his face.

"What the hell.,.,.,"

"'Who' actually Mr. Masters," Corrected the large blue teacher. He was used to this by now; he had been approached by Prof. X when the school first opened. He was surprised to be asked to teach, given his ape-like countenance and azure-hue. "I am Dr. Henry McCoy. My friends call me Hank, students are to call me Dr. or Mr. McCoy, X-Men hold the special privilege of calling me Beast. This as I was just told by the professor, now applies to both you and Mr. LeBeau. Welcome to the X-Men gentlemen."

Remy looked at the teacher with confusion in his eyes, but he didn't move. He turned and put his arm around Jean and asked, "What he mean 'X- Men'?"

"well Remy," Jean replied, "The X-Men is a special team of students the professor set up. We are given extra.,.,., lets just call it self- defense training, in order to protect ordinary people from mutants who would abuse their powers."

"You mean like those Brotherhood-of-Mutant jokers I heard about on the news?" Alex asked regaining his composure and sitting back on the couch next to, or rather as close as he could to, Dazzler.

"Yeah," Jubilee responded, "We actually a big rumble with them about a week ago. They were trying to bring down some building in NYC."

Scott rolled his eyes, even though no one say, "Jubilee, that wasn't just some building that was the Chrysler building." But she just shrugged.

"Anyway," Mr. McCoy began to prevent any squabble, "the Professor chooses students whom he believes are of superior character. And he has chosen you, Mr. Masters, and you, Mr. LeBeau, to bring the team count up to ten."

"Who else on de team?" Remy asked, pulling Jean closer, causing her to giggle, and causing Scott to fume.

"Well," Jean answered, "There's me, Scott, Rouge, Allison, Jubilee, Kitty, Kurt, and Piotr, plus you two makes ten," she pointed to each of them in turn, except for Kurt who hadn't returned.

"Well, like, this means you need codenames!" Kitty squealed excitedly.

"What?" questioned both Alex and Remy at the same time.

"Every X-man has a codename," Scott said, struggling to keep from choking Remy as he lightly tickled Jean, "ee gee, I am Cyclops, that is Marvel Girl your tickling, the girls are Dazzler, Jubilee," Jubilee made a pouting face at her simple codename, "and Shadowcat. Piotr is Colossus, Kurt is Nightcrawler, and Rouge is Rouge. Now we need some for you two."

"Remy already got one in mind," he said, as he finally stopped tickling Jean so that she could lean against him, "Jus' call me Gambit."

The girls either "ooh"ed at the name or giggled because they loved it. Scott turned to Alex and said, "So how 'bout it bro? You got a nickname you wanna use?"

Alex was unsure. He had never had much of a nickname. "Well," he said thinking, "How about the Great One? You know, like Alexander the Great?"

"I am pretty sure that is already taken," Beast said chuckling to himself.

"Well I don't know, 'Beam Boy' sounds kind of stupid.

At that moment Kurt dropped from the ceiling where he had been listening in. "Sorry I vas hiding, but I haf an idea," Kurt said trying to be helpful. He turned to Alex and asked "Vat vos it you said at your hous? You said you vere causing something. But I don't remember vord."

"I think I said I was causing havoc, it's a word I picked up in my English class. We were reading so Shakespeare play; I don't even remember which one any more. The word just sounded cool."

"Julius Caesar, I believe," stated Dr. McCoy. He cleared his throat and in a loud harsh voice he called out, "Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the dogs of war!"

there was silence for a full minute and then, "Yeah that's the one!" Alex said. "So you think that should be my codename?"

"I don't know, lets try it," Scott suggested. "Havoc," he said. Then Alex said it. They both began to repeat it over and over again. "I defiantly think it works," Scott affirmed.

Well now that that is settled, you kids had best get on to bed," Henry said. He ushered them out of the room. Jean, Remy, Kurt, and Alex offered their farewells.

"Adios."

"Au revoir."

"Auf Wiedersehen."

"Good night."

None of the teens understood why Dr. McCoy fell over in a fit of laughter, choking out something about a man named Laurence.

Well?! What do you think? If you are wondering about the joke I'll explain it in the notes in a couple chaps but try asking your parents or grandparents. But I am serious about getting some of those tips. I want from people who are actually speaking and using the language, so I would rather not go to Babble fish (whom I went to for these) as always please R/R!!