(blah)=connection thingy *blah*=action ~~~~=division [blah]=explantion/definition for words of my own smileys used yami's have own bodies Yami B=Bacura Bacura=Ryou and so on…

Disclaimer: setosgirlfriend owns no Yu-Gi-Oh stuff except for the large picture of

Seto in her bedroom.

Girly: *strokes white cat on her lap* So, it begins. HAHAHAHA!

Yami: Who are you?

Girly: Just role the fic.

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Teacher: Everyone. Settle. Today, you will be receiving your babies. That's right, babies. You all need to take home babies. Not real, of coarse, baby-think-it-over. *goes through role list, passing out babies* Anderson, Dillon. Flamerezy, Girly. Gardner, Tea. Kellen, Sally. Moto, Yugi. Taylor, Tristen. Valentine, Mia. Wheeler, Joey.

Yugi: I have to take one?

Teacher: Of coarse. Don't think your getting off just because you have a yami.

Yugi: What!?! How do you know about that!?!

Teacher: I…uh…never mind. Take it.

Yugi: Fine.

Teacher: Now take good care of your babies. If you don't, I will know. I know all!! And then, you die.

Everyone: WHAT!?!

Teacher: Um…forget that. To be sure your memories are erased, I use ray gun. *pulls out revolver, everyone runs*

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Joey: So, what do we do with these things?

Yami: Hold them upside down, see if they cry?

Girly: We're not supposed to that.

Yami: Who cares? *smashes head of Dillon's baby*
Dillon: NNNOOO!!! Wait…nothing hap-*disappears*

Everyone else: Ahhh!!! Well, who cared about Dillon?

Yugi: Yah, but we could be next.

Joey: Where do ya think he went?

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Dillon: *falling, screaming* I must be in that Shadow Realm Yugi always talks about when he gets taller. *sees teacher falling next to him* Hey, yah! That's our old P.E. teacher. Oh well. *screams*

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Yugi: Oh well. We better keep these babies safe.

Everyone else: Yip. [Yes.]

Yugi: I just hope…

*Seto Kaiba comes out of nowhere.*

Seto: Yugi, I challenge you to a duel.

Yugi:…that that doesn't happen. Oh well. I except, but don't hurt the baby.

Seto: Wha? Whatever.

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Girly: Short? Yes. Pointless? Yes. Fun to write? Not really. But it starts the story.

Clifhangernes!!! Oh yes, I always say nes at the end of some things. Don't ask why, too complicated. Please read next chapter, if there ever is one. I have no time, but also no life. Makes no sense.

A small puppy runs in with a sign around it's neck saying

R&R. ^__^