OH MY GOD!! How psycho can you get? I thought that the only person to even read my fanfics would be my friends when I tell them. You people scare me, but not as much as myself, so it's okay. Keep R&Ring. ^__^ Thanks! Anyways, this is the second story of the babies thingy. Sorry it took so long to put up. I thought you all hated it. Comp wouldn't let me read my e-mails. *curses in foreign language* Here we go!

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Disclaimer: I own me, not really Dillion, and uh…any character not from Yu-Gi-Oh. There. Don't sue.

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Last time on fanficnes…

All the characters (including myself [Girly]) got those stupid baby-robot things. Some kid named Dillion got his broken by Yami (and yes that is the Dillion from the lunchables commercials, and I have no idea where the lunchables are now) Dillion is currently in the Shadow Realm. Seto challenged Yugi to a duel. Go!

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Seto: Are you ready Yugi?

Yugi: Wait. Just a second. Gotta…*places blanket over baby, attaches key to wrist* There. You're going down Kaiba.

Seto: Don't call me that! Call me Seto, for #$%@ing sake!

Yugi: Umm…no.

Seto: *grunt, scowl*

Everyone watches in horror as Seto takes out the duel disk system.

Joey: Why are we watching in horror? We know what the duel disk system looks like.

Announcer: Shut up!

Anyways, the duel begins. Both Seto and Yugi scream at the top of their lungs "it's time to duel" (why do they do that?). Tea screams.

Yugi: Tea! What's wrong?

Tea: Oh nothing, just felt like screaming.

Yugi: *angry glare* I am not amused.

Tea: ^___^ But I am!

The duel starts again. Life-points flash to 4000. To make a long story short…

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Tea: Come on Yugi! *waves pom-poms* Yah!!!

Yugi: Tea, I'm losing by 3500 life-points. STOP CHEERING!!!

Tea: uhh…no?

Yugi: grr…(to himself-why did I have to like her?)

Seto: Lets make a bet on this. If you win, I'll leave you alone, and give you 4,000,000 dollars. If I win, you have to call me Seto.

Yugi: I like the first part. Work on the rest.

Seto: grr…

Suddenly Yugi's baby cries. Yugi scrambles around looking for the key.

Yugi: Oh man, where did I leave that key?

Seto: Uhh…Yugi?

Yugi: WHAT?!? WHAT DO YA WANT?!? CAN'T YOU TELL I'M TRYING TO GET AN A HERE?!?

Seto: *whispered* Fine. I won't tell you the key is still on your wrist.

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Not as funny right? All the reviews got to my head. Whatever. Must snooze.

A small puppy appears, pees on ground, some one comes and shoos puppy away, then puts down paper. Paper reads Please R&R as the headline. (strange paper O__O) ^______________________________^