Who wants to be a millionaire?

An audience participation fic

::On the Screen::

How did Keiko usually put her hair in the beginning episodes?
A) Ponytail
B)Down
C) Hmm?
D) Pigtails

Yusuke: How the heck am I supposed to know that? I was too busy looking at her skirt to notice. Hm…I'll take a guess. I know it wasn't down cause that was after her hair got burned in the fire. Hm….I would say ponytail but I know for a fact she ain't no pony. Hmm? seems like a good answer but that's just too obvious…even for me. I would have to say…PIGTAILS! D final answer.

Regis: You're absolutely…CORRECT!

~Applause and lights dim~

Regis: Ok. For $700:

::On the computer screen::

Name the two main couple in Inu Yasha?
A) Miroku and Sango
B) Inu Yasha and Kikyo
C) Inu Yasha and Kagome
D) HOW THE HECK SHOULD I KNOW?

Yusuke: …What kinda names are those!? Inu…whata? I'll have to go with…never mind…I'll walk. That's the most stupid question.

Regis: Are you sure? You still have 3 lifelines.

Yusuke: *slaps himself* Oh yeah. Forgot about those. Ok, I'll use the call a friend lifeline…

Regis: Ok.

Yusuke: Wait! I don't have any friends! Hm…oh well. I guess I can call my mom. Maybe she would know.

~Telephone rings~

Yusuke: Come on mom…pick up the freakin' phone!

~Regis gets the answering machine~

Answering machine: Hey Keiko…just went out with my friends. Take care of Yusuke for me ok?

Yusuke: Yeah, that's nice mom. IF I WERE KEIKO!

Keiko: She still hasn't changed that?! ATSUKO!

Yusuke: Ok…that was nice. I guess I'll have to use "ask the audience."

Regis: Ok. The contestant has chosen "ask the audience". Now, Pick up your pad and hit your answer.

~Repeats the question and everyone hits their answer. The results show up on the computer~

::on the computer screen::

A. 23%

B. 14%

C. 62%

D. 1%

Regis: It seems a lot of our audience members out there watch their soap operas. The majority says C.

Yusuke: *nods* Thanks guys. Ok. I choose answer C.

Regis: Will that be your…

Yusuke: Final answer. Yes.

Regis: You just won $700! On to the $1000 question. After this question, if you get it right, if you miss any questions, you can leave with $1000 no matter what. You're just about to hit the safe point!

~ Oh, and um…this wasn't supposed to be a yaoi fic so that Hiei crack in the first chapter wasn't meant to sound like that. In fact…I hate yaoi. Sorry if that's what it sounded like and sorry for the confusion ~ Miyu (a fellow yaoi hater)