Calvin: Helphelphelphelphelphelphelphelphelp! (Runs out of home.)

Susie: (Chasing Calvin.) Calvin! You quack! I told you to never lock me in a closet again!

Calvin: Waaaaaa! (Runs away, but trips.) Of all the stupid- (Picks up oddly-shaped green ring.) What the heck?

Susie: Die!

Calvin: Help me!

(A large beam shoots from the ring and captures Susie.)

Susie: Helphelphelp!

Calvin: COOL!

(Later)

Hobbes: So this ring can do anything?

Calvin: Apparently so!

Hobbes: What say that Stupendous Man gives it a try?

Calvin: Sure! (Places ring on table, then transforms.)

Hobbes: Now! Put the ring on!

(Calvin does such.)

Calvin: I don't feel any different.

Hobbes: Since when was red turned into green?

Calvin: Green?

Hobbes: Nice jumpsuit.

Calvin: Jumpsuit?

Hobbes: Look!

Calvin: (Looks down to see himself in a Green Lantern jumpsuit like that of Hal Jordan, and in a green cape and cloak.) Cool!

Hobbes: So you're the Green Lantern?

Calvin: It seems like it!

Hobbes: Let's have fun with it!

Calvin: Wait! The ring detects Mom coming!

Hobbes: Just... unimagine yourself out of the Lantern clothing!

Calvin: Sure! (Transforms into normal Calvin.)

Hobbes: Phew.

(Mom enters.)

Mom: Calvin, your father and I are going out tonight.

Calvin: Can we rent a VCR?

Mom: Of course not! Rosalyn will be here!

Calvin: Dang!

(Mom leaves.)

Calvin: Man...

Hobbes: Wait! Rosalyn's been converted to the Calvinball side!

Calvin: I don't follow...

Hobbes: So, she'll play Calvinball, and...

Calvin: And...

Hobbes: And...

Calvin: Just tell me.

Hobbes: Wouldn't Calvinball be more fun with that ring?

Calvin: Yeah...

Hobbes: Tonight will be a new type of Calvinball!

Calvin: I can see it now! CALVINBALL- EXTREME!

Hobbes: Don't get too vivid, or the ring will act up.

Calvin: Right! I'll put it in my pocket until the game starts.

Mom: Calvin! Rosalyn's here!

Calvin: Ok...

Rosalyn: Hi, Mrs... Calvin's Mom.

Mom: Hi.

Dad: Want that half up front?

Rosalyn: Nah. I'll wait.

Dad: You will?

Rosalyn: Go! Have fun!

(Parents leave.)

Calvin: Hi, Roz. Want to play Calvinball 'till seven again?

Rosalyn: Yeah!

Calvin: It's set up!

Rosalyn: What? Why's eyerything green?

Calvin: No reason... (Hides ring behind back.)

(Soon, out back)

Calvin: Ha! That's another point for me!

Rosalyn: Not quite! I've stumbled into the neo zone, where everything is changed! All your points go to me!

Calvin: (Puts on ring.) All right, Roz. All right...

Rosalyn: Calvin... what is that?

Calvin: In brightest day...

Rosalyn: Calvin...

Calvin: In blackest night...

Rosalyn: CALVIN!

Calvin: Let those who worship evil's might...

Rosalyn: Calvin... you wouldn't...

Calvin: Beware my power...

Rosalyn: Green Lantern! No! No!

Calvin: GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!

Rosalyn: (Screams with fright.)

(Soon...)

Calvin's Dad: Rosalyn! We're home!

Calvin's Mom: Was tonight ok?

Rosalyn: Sure! (Rubs head.) I had the weirdest daydream during our game...

Calvin's Dad: C'mon. I'll drive you home.

(In Calvin's Room...)

Calvin: That sure was close.

Hobbes: You need to learn to control that...

Calvin: I'll see what I can do.

Hobbes: You could use it on Moe...

Calvin: YEAH!

(The next day)

Moe: Twinkie! Give me your lunch money!

Calvin: Really? What are you gonna do about it?

Moe: (Cracks knuckles0

Calvin: (Hold ring before his face.) By all the power that belongs to Green Lantern, ALL EVIL SHALL BE DESTROYED!

(Turns into GL.)

Moe: (Gasps.)

Calvin: Observe, Moe.

Moe: Huh?

(Calvin vaporizes some of the fence.)

Moe: uh oh...

Five minutes later...

Ms Wormwood: Calvin! What did you do to Moe?

Calvin: Uhh... nothing...

Ms. Wormwood: Calvin! You're going to see the principal right now!

Calvin: No! I'm not!

Ms. Wormwood: Why not?

Calvin: Because!

(Calvin flies off.)

Ms. Wormwood: Your mom will hear about this!

Calvin: No she won't! (Shoots a phone cord.) There. Telephone connection disabled!

Ms. Wormwood: Get back here!

Calvin: Not likely!

Ms. Wormwood: Huh?

Calvin: Meet my ring!

(Nothing.)

Calvin: Great. She's wearing a yellow dress. Can't hurt her.

(Calvin flies away.)

Calvin's Mom: Hey, Calvin, why are you home so early?

Calvin: (Hypnotizes mother with ring.)

Calvin's Mom: Hello. You got mail from some Wayne Bruce or something.

Calvin: Bruce Wayne?

Calvin's Mom: Yeah!

(Hobbes pounces.)

Calvin: Yah! (Blocks Hobbes.)

Calvin: (Reads letter.) Calvin- It has come to our attentoin that you have inherited a power ring. Our other Green Lantern, Kyle Rayner, has temporarily left us, so we were interested in joining us. Batman.

Hobbes: Cool!

Calvin: (Continues.) And bring that tiger of yours.

Hobbes: Let's go!

Calvin: Let's!

(The ring lets out a bubble that protects Calvin and Hobbes, and the two go to the JLA satellite.)