Toon Wars!

Me: Okay, I need to relieve some stress and since I'm not overly fond of Pegasus.grin..

The loss still hurt, the pain kept him awake at night and therefore he had returned to his favourite hobby, watching cartoons. Ah, how he loved their antics and playful ways. Toonworld was the best card he had ever come up with. It made those horrid monsters into lovely toons.

His eye pained him again and he sighed. It had hurt to lose it, but at least his normal eye had still been there. He was flipping through channels when a feeling of cold dread traveled down his spine. He looked around but there was no Tri-coloured hair boy with two minds or a white haired thief, so what had bothered him?

He looked to his right and saw his dueling deck had been tossed about the room. Crying out he ran to his cards and picked up the first one, intent on fixing them. His intentions were cut short when he suddenly felt himself, shrink. He looked up and around and then at his card.

Toonworld?

It had activated.but how? Suddenly he remembered another part of this card's effect. He watched as the book came out and opened up, sucking him inside and trapping him with every card he had ever made a toon, and since that was every card in existence.

He gulped. He may like toons, but he a distinct feeling that the cards did not. This feeling was confirmed when he saw the cards hone in on his presence and he was surrounded. He stared at them in horror, before a light bulb lit up.literally, since he was a toon after all.

Because he was a toon, he couldn't be hurt, he grinned and sighed, how wonderful toons were. But then he saw the cards bring out mallets and remembered that other toons could hurt a fellow toon.

They advanced on him and he wondered what was going to happen.

Suddenly the Toon Blue-eyes White Dragon appeared over their heads and chuckled evilly at Pegasus.

"You know," it said it a squeaky voice, "We didn't appreciate becoming these.things."

"They are not things." out of nowhere an anvil appears and drops on Pegasus. The toons waited patiently for him to crawl out from under it. The toon Summoned Skull spoke next.

"We are to just things! We are the joke of the Shadow Realm and it's your fault!"

"But, I made you beautiful." A stick of dynamite gets thrown at him and he blows up. Pegasus is now completely black and coughing cloud of smoke. Again the toons are patient.

"If you call this beautiful, you need a new pair of eyes."

"I had one, thank you and." The toons sigh as a boulder is heard coming through the air, one hands Pegasus one of those little umbrellas, but as we all no, it does no good. He is crushed again and this time comes out all wobbly and sporting a major headache. The toons just watch wondering when he would realize that they didn't want him to speak.

He opened his mouth again and they just screamed forget it! One by one they tackled Pegasus, he was hit by a mallet, electrocuted, burnt to a crisp, nearly drowned, crushed (several more times actually) and then finally the toons had enough of Pegasus's whining that they threw him out of the book.

It was announced the next morning over TV 'that the Creator of Duel Monsters has destroyed the all-powerful Toonworld card. No one knows his reasoning and in other news..' Yugi Company knew this was great news but were wondering why Pegasus had gotten rid of his beloved card. Then they remembered their own experiences and shuddered. Okay cancel that question.

Meanwhile, Joey was again shopping, this time for comic books, those toons were pretty demanding but it was worth it.

He grinned.

The Flame Swordsman appeared and whispered in his ear and then disappeared again. It seemed a certain commander wanted to talk to a should-be Dueler. He whistled as he left the shop. This should be fun.