A Bug's Life.
Me: *blinks in shock* people are actually still reading this.and find it funny. Man, who knew stress relief could be so entertaining.
Weevil stared at the paper and then promptly tore it to pieces. Bad enough that he got wiped out in his first battle in Duelist Kingdom, and that Yugi won first place and an amateur won second, but now the papers were reporting it and it was all over the news and rubbed in his face!
"How dare they hurt my precious bugs. They are the ultimate and can't be beaten."
'Speaking of that, we have been meaning to talk to you.'
Weevil's head whipped around trying to find the source of the noise but all he saw was a little moth. No one else was even looking at him.
"Now people are ignoring me because of one measly loss."
'No, they are ignoring you because you are an arrogant bastard who prefers to talk more than duel. Speaking of which, from now on, shut up!'
Now Weevil was truly mad!
"How dare you-,"
"Listen, kid if you're going to keep talking to yourself than do so away from the front of my store. You're scaring away the customers."
Weevil glared at the man's retreating back and looked around for the unknown voice. But as the man had pointed out, he was yelling at empty air.
'Well maybe this will help teach you a lesson. We were defeated because of you, and in one turn no less! All because you weren't paying attention. Do you know how embarrassing it was that all of us got sent to the graveyard at one time? While other monsters were calmly waiting for their companions?!'
A bee landed on Weevil's neck and stung him, causing him to yelp in pain and step backwards causing him to upset a June bug which decided to go Kamikaze on him. He avoided the suicidal bug and smashed his head into a brick wall and dislodging a hornet's nest. He stared at in horror as the hornets swarmed after him and down the street, causing him to run into a little boy coming out of the pet store. A spider crawled out of the boy's upturned container and leaped at Weevil causing him to run screaming like a girl into another wall and becoming dizzy. He also broke his glasses which was why he couldn't see the caterpillar nest he had walked into. He screamed again and passed out.
'That will teach you to embarrass us, also now we get those nice looking snacks from that blond kid.'
The bugs returned to normal behavior as Weevil was taken to hospital.
Joey laughed the next morning when he heard of the 'unfortunate retirement of a master Duelist.'. He tossed another treat to his friend and the Flame Swordsman just smiled.
"So who should we do next?"
"You do realize we have cards now waiting in line for a chance to go at their respective Duelers." Joey turned and looked at his friend in shock.
"Seriously?" The warrior nodded. Joey grinned. "This is perfect. But one question. How come none of you guys have ever come after me?"
"Simple. With no powers or other souls to help you, you were willing to learn and treat us with respect. That means a lot." He paused. "Plus, we're charging the cards for the fees of your writing ability."
Joey laughed.
"You know, we should do something so the others don't suspect anything."
The swordsman smiled.
"I have just the idea."
Me: *blinks in shock* people are actually still reading this.and find it funny. Man, who knew stress relief could be so entertaining.
Weevil stared at the paper and then promptly tore it to pieces. Bad enough that he got wiped out in his first battle in Duelist Kingdom, and that Yugi won first place and an amateur won second, but now the papers were reporting it and it was all over the news and rubbed in his face!
"How dare they hurt my precious bugs. They are the ultimate and can't be beaten."
'Speaking of that, we have been meaning to talk to you.'
Weevil's head whipped around trying to find the source of the noise but all he saw was a little moth. No one else was even looking at him.
"Now people are ignoring me because of one measly loss."
'No, they are ignoring you because you are an arrogant bastard who prefers to talk more than duel. Speaking of which, from now on, shut up!'
Now Weevil was truly mad!
"How dare you-,"
"Listen, kid if you're going to keep talking to yourself than do so away from the front of my store. You're scaring away the customers."
Weevil glared at the man's retreating back and looked around for the unknown voice. But as the man had pointed out, he was yelling at empty air.
'Well maybe this will help teach you a lesson. We were defeated because of you, and in one turn no less! All because you weren't paying attention. Do you know how embarrassing it was that all of us got sent to the graveyard at one time? While other monsters were calmly waiting for their companions?!'
A bee landed on Weevil's neck and stung him, causing him to yelp in pain and step backwards causing him to upset a June bug which decided to go Kamikaze on him. He avoided the suicidal bug and smashed his head into a brick wall and dislodging a hornet's nest. He stared at in horror as the hornets swarmed after him and down the street, causing him to run into a little boy coming out of the pet store. A spider crawled out of the boy's upturned container and leaped at Weevil causing him to run screaming like a girl into another wall and becoming dizzy. He also broke his glasses which was why he couldn't see the caterpillar nest he had walked into. He screamed again and passed out.
'That will teach you to embarrass us, also now we get those nice looking snacks from that blond kid.'
The bugs returned to normal behavior as Weevil was taken to hospital.
Joey laughed the next morning when he heard of the 'unfortunate retirement of a master Duelist.'. He tossed another treat to his friend and the Flame Swordsman just smiled.
"So who should we do next?"
"You do realize we have cards now waiting in line for a chance to go at their respective Duelers." Joey turned and looked at his friend in shock.
"Seriously?" The warrior nodded. Joey grinned. "This is perfect. But one question. How come none of you guys have ever come after me?"
"Simple. With no powers or other souls to help you, you were willing to learn and treat us with respect. That means a lot." He paused. "Plus, we're charging the cards for the fees of your writing ability."
Joey laughed.
"You know, we should do something so the others don't suspect anything."
The swordsman smiled.
"I have just the idea."
