Ok...what to do with this......(checks scenario)...ah...ok...I'm going to have to stretch this chapter like a b*tch. But I'll probably get a few "light bulbs" flipped on in my head on the way through this, and end up running Part 1 of the Scenario into a yet another inning after this...oh and reviewers......do you think Shinji should pick? or be a bumbling used idiot for a while longer?. oh well..hehe. Thanks to Locutus (ff.net) for proofreading! you should go by and check out his fics.
-End Preliminary-
-Gendo's Office-
"Well, it is time to continue the enacting of the Scenario."
"In other words you are through scribbling up a new one?"
"Yes...I mean....I am just through with my revisions....."
"Ah"
-Exit Gendo's Office-
Complicated Feelings
Chapter 10- Confusion
"Well, we could have a competition to see who has the better body. Shinji could be the judge."
The stooges had walked in on this a while back, when they saw the gathering in the courtyard. They thought many hentai thoughts about the possibilities of that statement. They were going to suck it out of Shinji how he got two gorgeous girls after him. Both were of completely opposite polarities. The Ice Queen, and the Fiery Demoness. Though they had to admit they liked nothing more that Asuka's body. Not that Ayanami's did not have it's perks.
Shinji gulped. He couldn't judge, one would be hurt in the end, or both. Asuka was known to be violent, so he had to take his physical health into account, but then he couldn't hurt Rei. He wondered if they were going to ask him right now, who as the more attractive female. He started to sweat.
Rei inwardly smiled devilishly over what she was about to do next. This next situation had so many possibilities.and so the author thought too> Possibilities that could work in Rei's favor.
"Fine then, how does this idea of your going to done?"
Shinji looked at Asuka. Did she seem like she'd actually go through with this? Then there was the whole abuse factor of Shinji "the pervert." What ever way this turned out, it would be most likely be in someone's abuse, or pain. Probably his.
Rei eyed Asuka coolly. She was going to take this where the redhead would not likely go. She could have a more fair competition, where Asuka's fears would not hinder her, but hey, play all your cards, and right now she was game master.
Asuka wondered what she was going to say next. Couldn't you tell her body was better from first glance? Her adequate and pointed bosoms, her oval and firm backside, her slight hourglass shape, and her long and shapely legs. The competition should end with one hard look at her.
I'm going to drag this out.> thought Rei. (and the author)
"Ok, Souryu. Pose for Shinji."
Shinji's thoughts went wild, for Shinji, and he raised his hand up to his nose to check for blood. The sad thing was none of these thoughts had any nudity, and yet still he was getting close to a nosebleed.
Asuka glanced a Shinji. She couldn't follow through with this....but she had to, to outdo that doll.
"You...first."
Asuka thought the First would chicken out, just like she had intended to make Asuka do. To her surprise, Rei walked right up to Shinji, and held him like she was going to kiss him, with her hands holding his face, and the side of her backside pressed against him to elicit a response from him. The way she was standing, was almost like she was waiting to be picked up by Shinji, into his arms for a kiss. Shinji lost himself into those eyes. Asuka, starting to burn red said, "Ok, my turn."
Asuka pulled Shinji over to a bench, for her to get some leverage, and to use again if perhaps she actually didn't win this round. When she had her back to him, she unbuttoned her blouse a bit. That always made Shinji a bumbling idiot. Not that he wasn't all ready. But she wanted him to be HER bumbling idiot as much as she protested otherwise.
She got up on the bench, on her knees, and was elevated higher than Shinji, her bust right at his face level. She pulled Shinji close and leaned back on to the table by the bench to get a nice view of the size of her mountains. It was like Asuka was looking up towards him. Poor Asuka. If only she realized that Kensuke was getting this all on film, with a face heated crimson with evil perversity.He wished he was on the side Shinji was on, so he could get a shot down her shirt while she leaned back.
Shinji by now, should have had a nosebleed, and he did. Just not to volcanic proportions... yet. With a wipe of his sleeve, the evidence was gone. But there was some evidence not so evidently ignored down south.
Rei decided to take the touch into her strategy, Asuka rarely ever touching Shinji (except with abuse), was probably more afraid to touch Shinji, than she was. Rei walked over to Shinji, noticing the obvious bulge, and positioned her rear against it. This wasn't the first time she stimulated him that way, even if the first time was merely an accident. Her blouse was unbuttoned a bit, but she leaned back over Shinji's shoulder, holding his head like she was begging him to kiss her neck, giving him the BEST view of her cleavage. Rei was having more fun than she ever had. Too bad the commander would probably hear about this any minute now.
Asuka steamed about how Shinji was reacting to Rei's charms. She did not believe that doll did something so...so... outrageous. Things weren't looking good for her, and she really did not want to go any farther than "look but don't touch." Rei had already taken it past that level. She hated to admit it, but she was already at her limit. At least for in public. Maybe doing this wasn't such a good idea> , she thought. I should have known that doll would do anything....parading around like some blow up doll for Shinji's enjoyment> Hopefully he would pass out when she did her next try. She did NOT want to go to actual groping and removal of clothes.
In the distance, past the gates of the school, there was a glint of light for a moment. Something that caught the reflection of the sun. The kind of glint you might get when you are being spied on or just about to be shot and see the glare of the telescope... But they weren't being shot. It was the former. They were being spied on. The agent had the surrounding area searched for any other spies from any other random association or terrorist group that might be spying in the area. They picked up any that were there. They would not be heard from again. Word of such a lude conduct spreading around about the pilots of Eva, would not do. It would make NERV an embarrassment. The pilots were supposed to be mature and intelligent,. not lude, immature, and foolish. People wouldn't like hearing that their trusted saviors were a bunch of idiots.
Shinji's phone rang, and the others did at approximately the same moment.
They were somewhat taken by the suddenness of it, and took longer than
usual to answer the phone. Asuka sounded like a little girl caught with
her hand in a cookie jar, and Shinji was just a stuttering idiot, nothing
coming out of his mouth was coherent. Rei's voice....well Rei's voice returned
back to #1 of the Book of the Bastich, created, written, published, by
one Gendo Ikari. Ok, not published. Rei's voice formally had a slight playfulness
to it, a mischievous quality. Of course only someone who had been in Rei's
company for a while would notice. That would only be a Gendo Ikari, not
one Akagi Ritsuko, seeing how Rei might have "issues" with that whole family.
(Elder Akagi killing her and all for those unaware…she is also the
soul in Rei's unit. Like Yui in 01 and Asuka's mom in 02. Gendo's sick
sense of humor, having the girl she hated and killed being her master…
that is why Rei doesn't have a massive sync ratio.)
The message that they got on their phone was that of emergency sync tests. They all wondered why they would have an "emergency" sync test. What kind of emergency would require them to randomly come in? The eva's suddenly started going haywire begging for their pilots? But of course, these question would go unanswered, but not completely unfound.
*******
They arrived there about 5 minutes later. Five minutes, you ask? One word. Misato. Well maybe two. Misato's car. Maybe some of you need some more explanation. The open road is Indiana 500 to one particular commander, that shall go anonymous. The whole drive, all five minutes of it, Rei was in back with Shinji, Asuka feeling too awkward to be around him right now. Misato had the most confusing look on her face. It was mix between two emotions, peeved and amused. She had a smirk on her face, yet her brows were furrowed. Her eyes glinted of humor, yet bordered on irritation. Those two emotions waged a war on her face, her eyes would twitch every so often. With that twitch, she'd show just one of the emotions for that split second. Also due to the indeterminable look on her face, one would think she was sober. And she was. That was part of the reason she was peeved. Wouldn't you be, when you had the can of Yebisu beer right on your lips and you get called in? It's only human.
Shinji..., well Shinji felt weird. One part of him was extremely embarrassed and excited, while in one part of his head there was a slight tickle of extreme amusement and enjoyment. It was almost like someone finally had some fun in their life. Something they would never forget. Rei kept looking over at him at irregular intervals. She wasn't trying to hide it, but she did it in such a way that it wasn't suspicious, seeming more ritual with her looks, like it was her job or something. She had a nagging sensation of embarrassment that did not seem her own. Funny, she didn't think she was embarrassed at all. She thought she left a pretty interesting impression, even though she could care less what others thought. Yet another reason why she wondered why she had that feeling.
When the suited up and got in the Evas, they had one Gendo Ikari giving them a cold glare. It chilled them, all except Rei, she having being amused by it. They of course couldn't read his glare, but if Rei were correct, she'd say that was a scolding glare, not the usual intimidating emotionless glare. He seemed slightly peeved. If one Gendo Ikari seemed "slightly" peeved, it was mostly likely he was pissed off like a male pitbull , when you interrupt it's copulation. One should be VERY afraid when he has that look. He wasn't named "Limited Wrath"(1) for nothing.
Asuka was trying hard as hell to pretend what just happened, didn't happened. She felt weird with Shinji's old man staring, or rather, glaring down at her. He made her glare look like a flirtatious, excited look in comparison. She could learn from him. Asuka's sync rates, she was unaware, were flaring up and down. The staff were semi aware of the "incident" that occurred and could understand why. Human nature dictating that they wanted to know what the whole juicy affair was, and what is going on between the pilots, because it was some great gossip. They kept their mask of intense observation and concentration on though. Misato still had that weird look on her face.
Shinji sync score was jumping like a kangaroo on crack. It spiked like hell, and they were almost afraid that he'd suddenly be swallowed up into the eva.....again. Shinji though, really did feel like he was on something. The loss of blood making him slightly woozy, and what happened making his hormonal levels through the roof, along with adrenaline. If this kept up, he'd start having that fuzzy unshavenness that Kaji sported, due to the levels of the hormones. He would suddenly jump two years of puberty. Shinji wouldn't even be able to sound meek if he tried to sound meek, while talking meek...seeing how he already talks meekly by nature. He'd have a deep manly, close to evil anime villian voice. Those voices ROCK!!! Subtitled all the way!!! >
Shinji went to the dressing room, his heart still pounding. He could see Asuka on the other side of the curtain. NOT HELPING. He sat down and changed. He had his suit on the floor, wearing only boxers, so the suit wouldn't chaff him. He then heard a step that was coming from the other side of the lockers. Rei walked out from behind them. She looked at him with some slight emotion in her eyes, the corners of her lips turning upward ever so slightly.
She then walked back behind the lockers. Shinji, being not all Shinji at the moment, actually had the "cajones" (spanish) to go over there. When he got there she spoke, out of Asuka's hearing range.
"Shinji.... " She found she had lost her smug attitude for a moment with one look at Shinji. She didn't complete her first try at a full sentence.
"Rei?" Shinji was shaking just a little bit.
Rei had a slight blush on her face. Shinji was intrigued by it.
"I..... I had fun .....earlier. Did you enjoy it too?"
Shinji was debating how to answer it, saying no would not sound nice, and saying yes might sound perverted and he'd get abused. Then he remembered that this wasn't Asuka.
"Yes....I had...alot of fun."
"I see." She kinda had a half giggle with that last remark. Shinji was fascinated with her giggle, but wondered why she giggled.
"Well, since I got to see you, you should come by and see me."
"Wha? Um...sure." Shinji was still confused.
Rei turned and walked away with a little pep to her step. Shinji stared in awe, and wondered what happened to the Rei he normally knew. It was then he realized.....
He was still in his boxers. With a blush and a ponder on the previous conversation, Shinji quickly found a tissue and held his head back.
Sounding nasal, he thought aloud, "I think I'm getting better about these...Only two today with all that's happened..."
Shinji did not notice the sound of a small motor and a slight click. Hmmm...I wonder what that could be>
*******New Scene>
Gendo's desk folded back in. He'd have enough fun playing Harriet the Spy. This day was a fairly amusing day, if not for the trouble the amusement caused. He'd noticed something today though. Something he would have to research thoroughly. He was not sure whether to investigate it obviously, or indirect. Gendo Ikari's life was hard. He was a strategist who used his ability more than would be liked. But it all for his "scenario."
Gendo glanced up towards the cage in his REAL office. This was his new place for Ritsuko. She was his pet now in every way that it counts.
Ritsuko sat lifeless in the cage. She was in deep despair. Well, at least this way, she did not need to worry about much. Just eat and drink. And if her "master" calls her to do something, do it. Not a very hard or complicated life.
"Well now, my pet. How are you feeling today? Maybe I should 'pet' you?"
Ritsuko returned a cold stare, then dropped it in defeat.
"You've been causing too much trouble. I knew you had the remote for the self destruct of Rei's spare parts. Now I've stopped your plans from fruitation. Aren't you happy? I will soon modify a clone of you. I need someone more….cooperative than the real thing, but who can be just as smart. And so no one's suspicious, I'll make her a bit upbeat. Heh."
"You…you are a bastard."
"You forgot to say something…."
"….Master….," she spat dejectedly.
*******
Misato slumped down in her desk. She hardly could keep a straight face.
Another emotion was creeping in though her. It surpassed the others. She
rested her head in the crook of her arm and ran her hands through her hair,
putting it into disarray.
"I suppose it's better that way."
She fingered a particular photo on her desk. She never used to have them. But now....
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(1) I happened to find Gendo in the japanese-english dictionary when I was looking up something else. I'm currently in japanese, and intend to learn it till I'm fluent. But i did find that Gendo means Limited or Limit, and Ikari means anger/wrath. Ok I'm pretty sure of how to translate what they mean by Ikari, but gendo might be either Limited, or Unlimited, seeing that it seems just to refer to limits in general. Japanese is f*ing complicated.
-Authors Notes-
Ok, i didn't end this on suspense, well besides the 3-4 foreshadowing clues I left. Something i hinted at though, I would like to see if you figure it out. I left that there for you thinkers Along with some other things, that aren't foreshadowing, but things for you to figure out what I meant by. I'm going to get this fic back into the semi-sane, romance area. But don't worry I won't take out all of my unique humor that I think that you like. Oh...time for my Ok onto other things......
*Nihon-go Renshuu* (Japanese-langaunge practice)
Ok....a little japanese lesson for you all. I might start to put these in all my fics. I am currently working on a program to learn and practice japanese. But it mostly won't be debugged and finished, ready for download until summer. That is....the one with the japanese text, pictures, and eazy interface, and reference to answers. I can, however put up a site for you to learn japanese, and put up practice program for you to learn and REMEMBER(in romanji, or english spelling, easy translated to hirogana) what you learn from online. You are basically getting the lessons that I got with my sensei, for free. I would be able to semi-speak japanese by now, if I had remembered all my vocab. That is what my program is for, learning, a kinda digital flashcard program, if you will. (And you CAN make your own for any class you desire with this program. So it's good for more than japanese) The only version, as of now, only has text and was originally made for spanish practice. It can be used to practice any roman-letter based langauge.(math and history stuff questions CAN be used too) The site will be put up somewhere between mid febuary, and early march. I dropped calc, so I have alot more freetime. But I also have to watch my new anime, write 2-3-4 fics, and work on the beta/final of my japanese learning program. (which will have downloadable updates and lessons. As I learn, you learn)
(if program or learning is desired, email me, with *learn japanese* as subject and I will email you notes and explanations from my japanese class and/or, japanese review program if finished. You will be put on the mailing list for ALL lessons and updates I finish up on. Including the program. email me, and am sincere about promoting the learning of japanese)
back to the lesson....
One thing that bugs me the most, is the missuse of japanese words. My friend may be able to laugh it off and move on...but it bugs me too much. Alot of times it is painful mixed in with too much english. But you should AT LEAST use it properly. So now I will give you a slight explaination on japanese "cursing" for your benifit.
*Basic Rule* There isn't really "cursing" persay in japanese, just improper hoarse languange. It's all how you use it.
KUSO - Ok...this a hard translate. This is the most commonly used, and
MISUSED one out there. This is NOT "Damn it" entirely. It is also translated
as "No Way." It is always at the right time if you can replace it
with "no way." DO NOT USE IT AS PLAIN DAMN or DAMNED. When
using, you have to use it in the same situation that characters use it,
and most people don't realise it they kinda use it wrong. Ok..when using
this, you should use it where it can me BOTH "No Way" and "Damn it".
Most of the time is used when something happend that
a) plans foiled unbelievably
b) They don't believe what just happened
c) The don't want what's about to happen, to happen
d) Like in slayers, when Amelia said "NO WAY!! " when she saw the named
of the script in slayers next.
TARE KUSO(ta-ray-ku-so)- This one is like a more vulger way of saying it. I got this one from my teacher.
*Note "r" in japanese isn't a true "r" when you see translations with
an "l" it is the same japanese character or sound as "r."
"r" in japanese sounds like a mix between "r" and "l" in english. Your
tongue DOES NOT touch the roof of your mouth. sounds like a "r" in spanish,
slightly rolling sometimes, but without touching the roof of your mouth.
Try mixing the "r" and "l" sound holding your tongue down, or only slightly
moving it to get that slight l-ish quality to it.
CHIKUSHO(ch-ku-sho)- I KNOW this is correct. Got it straight from a japanese guy named Kohe. I think this is the way it's spelled due to the way the japanese character set is. There aren't many other sounds that are close. I think is the most close translation to "Damn" or "Damn it" you can get, so can be used at the same time. But don't think it means, "to damn" someone. Don't use it that way. PERIOD. This one, most people should use in place of KUSO being that this is the closest to the meaning they are trying to give. Shinji says this in his eva I believe in End of Evangelion.... maybe in the series....but listen closely to this word in anime. This is ALWAYS translated as "Damn it" or "Damn" I have never sen it otherwise.
SHIMATTA(shee-maht-ta)- this is kinda like KUSO and should be used when
something bad they didn't want to happen, just did.
YAROU (Ya-row)- Okay, okay....this one is basically mean as bastard....but
doesn't really MEAN bastard in the dictionary termonology. That is the
joke in Ranma 1/2 about PantyHose Taro. It rhymes with Pantyhose Bastard(in
japanese)...just another reason why he wants his name changed.
KONO(co-no)- This is a nasty way of saying "you." It is refering to "you" in third person. It means literarly "that." This basically is used in conjuction with other words like one common one, "KONO YARO!"
TEME(Te-may)-this, i think, is another nasty way of saying "you." Wierd thing is I have heard a combination of it with "KONO TEME...." so I guess it just multiplies the nasty-ness to use both. and DON"T OVER USE THIS, or REALLY USE IT AT ALL!!! (it's mostly for your reference)
KiSAMA(K-sama)- I'm not sure if that is the currect spelling, but i KNOW it sounds like that. This is the basic "Damn you" so if you want to use it, use it as "Damn You" I've never seen it translated otherwise.....
NANI(nah-knee) - not a curse word but means "what"..... NANI KORE is WHAT THIS and NANI SORE is WHAT THAT, for your info. Nice for exclaimations, and very amusing.
*END of Nihon-go Renshuu*
*OMAKE* (note my omake's are just amusing alternate series of events, not part of the story)
Shinji went to the dressing room, his heart still pounding. He could see Asuka on the other side of the curtain. NOT HELPING. He sat down and changed. He had his suit on the floor, wearing only boxers, so the suit wouldn't chave him. He then heard a step that was coming from the other side of the lockers. Rei walked out from behind them. She looked at him with some slight emotion in her eyes, the corners of her lips turning upward ever so slightly.
She then walked back behind the lockers. Shinji, being not all Shinji at the moment, actually had the "cajones" (spanish) to go over there. When he got there she spoke, out of Asuka's hearing range.
"Shinji.... " She found she had lost her smug attitude for a moment with one look at Shinji. She didn't complete her first try at a full sentence.
"Rei?" Shinji was shaking just a little bit.
Rei had a slight blush on her face. Shinji was intrigued by it.
"I..... I had fun .....earlier. Did you enjoy it too?" Rei said.
Shinji blushed at the memory. All that pale skin, blue hair, suculent breasts.
"Yes.....you were......great....."
"Do you think we have time? For what we did....?"
"Probably...............you know what?"
"What?"
"I still find it hard to believe that you really ARE a natural blue...."
Rei chuckled, then suddenly became commanding and serious.
"We now due Karma Sutru positions 30-60 before we leave...and try not to make to much noise, you might disturb Asuka changing..."
*END OMAKE*
