Ok, this is a spur of the moment thing.

Ariel: Oh my god! I cannot believe that she had killed me off! I mean, what type of an evil author would do that to me? I am just sooo luvable, and what does she do? KILL ME! *Grumbles under her breath* I mean is it not enough that I got shot by some wacky nut with an arrow, but I have to DIE!?

Legolas:  Shh. It is all right.  Yes. Yes, the author is evil and we all hate her, but… *is cut off by me smacking him upside the head.*

Me:  Hey! I am the one who brought you in to this world, and I am quite able to take you out of it. Both of you.  *Glares*

Ariel runs to Legolas who holds her close. : Oh no! Save me from the evil author!

Me: I resent that remark, brat!

Faramir runs in and draws a sword.  He brandishes it in front of Legolas: Ariel is all mine! Keep away from her! 

Legolas is held back and the crazy Faramir kidnaps Ariel. (she does not put up much of a struggle.)  He pouts and looks around.

Me:  you know what, I could give you to Lanier Shazar (sorry if I spelled wrong.), she volunteered to give you counseling earlier in the story…

He looks up and raises an eyebrow.

Legolas: I suppose I could do that.  bye!

He disappears and all is happy in the land of Mary Sue…

Weird huh?

  Thank you to Lanier Shazar, for giving me the idea, and take good care of Leggy for me….

I need more reviews to put out the sequel!  Even if it is anonymous it will count!!!

Bye!