Ryou Bakura Strikes Back

Tech and a pissed Ryou Bakura

This is a story I am writing to counter my, and other peoples stories of torureing Ryou. This is what happens when Ryou gets pissed. It has quite alot of filth coming from the hoseki's mouth, and it's pretty pointless........And don't get me wrong......I like the kinds of stories I make fun of in this too. I just wanted to show how I feel about.......uh........what am I talking about??? nevermind. Oh well. ON W/ THE FIC!!!!!!!

To all the people who get Ryou raped by people they are friends with:

Yami/Tristan/Joey/Seto/Mokuba?(There is one)/Mai???/Duke/Malik/Marik/Bakura/Mako?????!

(one of the above) grabbs Ryou and forces him into a kiss. Ryou kicks them and hits them with a shovel.

"GODDAMMIT I'M HAVING A BAD DAY!!!PISS OFF!!!!!WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE WANNA RAPE ME???!!!!!" Ryou hits them with his stuffed snail pookie and goes home to brush his teeth.

"SHIT!!!! I NEED MORE TOOTHPASTE!!!!DAD!!!!!!!GO BUY TOOTHPASTE!!!!!"

"OK!"

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When Ryou is raped by someone in a dark Alley.

??? throws Ryou to the ground. Ryou knees them in the stomach and bites ??? and just to make it fun he makes himself foam at the mouth with spit to make the guy think he had rabies.

"HISSSSSSS REROOOOO!!!!!!!!"

"AHHHHH!!!!!!"

"Heh hehehehehehehehehehehehehhheehehhehhheeheeheeheehehehehehehehehehehehehhheeeeeeeeeh!!!!!!"

"Damn I got mud on my sweater.....awwwwww man.........."

At home....

"DAD!!!I NEED SOME NEW CLOTHES GO BUY ME SOME!!!!!"

"OK!"

"God he's such a sucker. Heheheheheheheheheee"

When Ryou is raped by his PE teacher. (Credit to Ryou-Bakura for Detention. GO READ IT!! IT'S AWESOME RYOU BAKURA / BAKURA/MALIK/YAOI FANS!*although he's mine* And thanks 4 reviewing "Cry of Ice Tears")

Ryou's PE teacher holds him against a wall and tries to kiss him. Ryou frowns and shoves a mechanical pencil into his left eye.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT NEVER STOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME TODAY!!!!!?????????????"

Ryou walks home cursing everything out.

At Home............

"GODDAMMIT I HAVE TO DO MY HOOOOME WOOOORK!!!!!!!!!!!DAD!!!! GO BUY ME SOME MECHANICAL PENCILS!!!!!!!!"

"OK!"

"I sometimes wonder if he'd buy me some drugs if I asked him...."

"DAD!!!!!! WILL YOU BUY ME SOME DRUGS??????!!!!!!!!!"

"OK!!!!"

"Wow. That was cool."

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There it is, short sweet and to the point. HehHeh. What point? Hahahahah.......

REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!