Please keep in mind that this is Pre Phase one!

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Our heroes from the CIA arrived at McDonald's in an excited mood. Kendall had never taken them on a 'field trip' before during a debrief, so it was going to be great. As soon as they got out of the black suburban, Sydney and Vaughn had a race to the counter, Vaughn won, which upset Sydney, so she pulled at the little hairs on the nape of his neck.

"Owww!" yelled Vaughn. "That hurt!"

"Well, it was supposed to, Einstein! How else was I supposed to get you to move out my way," said Sydney, very pleased with herself for when she had pulled Vaughn's hair, he had jumped back, allowing her to cut him in line. Outsmarting ones handler is always a great accomplishment.

"No fair!" yelled Vaughn. "I'm telling Kendall!"

"Then you'd be a tattletale and then you'd get in trouble," said Sydney as they were teasing each other as if they were little children.

"Fine, be that way," said Vaughn, pouting behind her. "But now I get some of your french fries."

"Alright..."

Sydney and Vaughn ordered their food and got their Cokes and then found a table and sat down to eat. Vaughn stole Sydney's french fries and then for payback, Sydney 'accidentally' spilled cherry coke on Vaughn's pants.

Then Vaughn jumped up and did what looked like some sort of forgein jig while exclaimed that his pants were cold. After getting strange looks from many people, he got off the table and threatened to put ice down Sydney's shirt. She took off running and he followed her into the playplace.

Meanwhile...

Jack was in line with Kendall at the register debating whether he wanted the low fat salad or the fruit parafait.

"Just come on Jack, it's not that big of a decision," said Kendall irritabely.

"It's just so hard," said Jack.

"I know, but you have to try. There are all these nice people waiting behind us Jackk, we don't have all day," said Kendall.

"Ok," said Jack. "I'll take the fruit parafait."

"That'll be 99 cents sir," said the guy at the register.

"Are you sure? That seems kinda cheap."

"No, I'm sure it's right."

"What's up? Am I like the one millionth customer or something? Are there going to be balloons and confetti?" asked Jack getting suddenly excited whilst Kendall stood behind him and held his bald head in his hands shamefully.

"Umm no," said the guy behind the counter. "but there is granola!"

"Yippee!" yelled Jack and then he busted a John Travolta move and landed on the ground in a split, causing him great pain.

"I can't believe that these are CIA agents!" said Kendall.

And from the floor, Jack said ina barley audible but painful whisper, "Can I have some help please?"

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stupid i know, next part will be better and yes that was from my favorite McDonald's commercial, i couldn't resist!

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