KOH: Okay, I know I haven't done Ch. 5 for "Random Vacations" yet, but this idea popped into my head, and I couldn't get rid of it. So, here goes!

Disclaimer Guy: KOH and KOI do NOT own Yugioh.

WARNING: This is VERY silly, weird, random, whatever you want to call it. Basically, it's everything but normal. (But that's just how KOH is.^_^)

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*In the kitchen at about lunchtime*

KOI: So, what should we have for lunch?

Joey: PIZZA!!!

KOI: Okay, whatever you say. Is everyone fine with that?

*everyone nods*

Joey: Alright! I'll go order! *runs to the phone*

KOH: *runs into the kitchen* WHO STOLE MY BLUE EYES PLOOSHIE!?!?!

Seto: Whaddya mean YOUR Blue Eyes Plushie?! It was MINE!

KOH: SO?! I took it from you! Finders keepers! NOW GIVE IT BACK!!

Seto: What if I refuse?

KOH: You get to choose between these three: 1. Getting pelted with my ultimate purple gummi bears, 2. Getting hit with my frying pan, or 3. Getting a nice, BIG HUG.

Seto: I'll take the frying pan.

KOH: Aaaw, c'mon. I know you want the HUG!!

Seto: No, I don't.

KOH: Yes you do! *runs over and hugs him*

Seto: This is painful. x_X

*doorbell rings*

KOI: I'll get it! *runs to the door and opens it*

Pizza Guy: Uh, here's your pizza and your bill. *hands KOI 30 boxes of pizza and the bill*

KOI: *looks at all the pizzas* What the. . .? *looks at the bill* JOEY, YOU DOOFUS!!! YOU SPENT $356.00 ON PIZZA!!!

Joey: *whiny voice* But I'm hungry.

Mai: Joey, you're ALWAYS hungry.

KOH: *groans* ;_; How are we gonna pay for this. . .SETO!!!

Seto: What now?

KOH: Can you pa-

Seto: Lemme guess. You want me to pay for the pizza. Fine. *thinking: At least now, maybe she won't hug me. . .*

*2 Hours later*

Yugi: Where'd KOH go?

Yami: Don't know. Hey what's all that noise over in-

*BOOM*

Joey: KOI!!!!

KOI: It wasn't me this time, I swear! The boom came from the living room!

*All look into living room and see KOH chewing a now very smashed and broken TV*

Joey: KOH!! What the crap do you think you're doing to the TV!?!

Bakura: *sitting on the couch* She's mad 'cause the "Rubber Duckie Quackie Show" was canceled. She has major problems, doesn't she?

KOH: Oh yeah?! WELL YOU'LL HAVE MAJOR HEALTH PROBLEMS WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!!! *throws the TV at Bakura, which explodes again causing another loud BOOM*

Ryou: That's gonna leave a mark.

Yugi: Tell me about it.

Joey: Well, since we now have no TV, what should we do?

KOI: Play video games!

Everyone: YOU NEED A TV FOR THAT!!

KOI: Well then maybe we should go find out where Malik and Pegasus are. I haven't seen them all day.

Ryou: We sent Pegasus to the psychiatrist, remember? So now that just leaves Malik. . .

KOH: *done chewing the TV* I bet I know where he is. *runs upstairs* I bet he's still sleeping. *slams his bedroom door open* WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!!!

Malik: *moans sleepily* Ugh, do I have to? What time is it?

KOH: IT'S 3:00PM!!! NOW GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OUT OF THAT BED!!

Malik: *pouty face* Why should I?

KOH: Because I said so! *drags him out into the hall by the pajamas, then tosses him downstairs*

Malik: x_X Owie, and people say I'M evil. *mutters* Stupid girl doesn't let a guy sleep. . .

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KOH: That's the end!

Yugi: You mean the end of the story?

KOH: No way! Just this chapter. This story could go on forever!

Seto: Let's hope it doesn't.

KOH: You're just scared that I'm gonna hug you again. Please review! If you have comments or ideas, they are always welcome!