KOH: Okay, I know I haven't done Ch. 5 for "Random Vacations" yet, but this
idea popped into my head, and I couldn't get rid of it. So, here goes!
Disclaimer Guy: KOH and KOI do NOT own Yugioh.
WARNING: This is VERY silly, weird, random, whatever you want to call it. Basically, it's everything but normal. (But that's just how KOH is.^_^)
~*~*~*~*~*~
*In the kitchen at about lunchtime*
KOI: So, what should we have for lunch?
Joey: PIZZA!!!
KOI: Okay, whatever you say. Is everyone fine with that?
*everyone nods*
Joey: Alright! I'll go order! *runs to the phone*
KOH: *runs into the kitchen* WHO STOLE MY BLUE EYES PLOOSHIE!?!?!
Seto: Whaddya mean YOUR Blue Eyes Plushie?! It was MINE!
KOH: SO?! I took it from you! Finders keepers! NOW GIVE IT BACK!!
Seto: What if I refuse?
KOH: You get to choose between these three: 1. Getting pelted with my ultimate purple gummi bears, 2. Getting hit with my frying pan, or 3. Getting a nice, BIG HUG.
Seto: I'll take the frying pan.
KOH: Aaaw, c'mon. I know you want the HUG!!
Seto: No, I don't.
KOH: Yes you do! *runs over and hugs him*
Seto: This is painful. x_X
*doorbell rings*
KOI: I'll get it! *runs to the door and opens it*
Pizza Guy: Uh, here's your pizza and your bill. *hands KOI 30 boxes of pizza and the bill*
KOI: *looks at all the pizzas* What the. . .? *looks at the bill* JOEY, YOU DOOFUS!!! YOU SPENT $356.00 ON PIZZA!!!
Joey: *whiny voice* But I'm hungry.
Mai: Joey, you're ALWAYS hungry.
KOH: *groans* ;_; How are we gonna pay for this. . .SETO!!!
Seto: What now?
KOH: Can you pa-
Seto: Lemme guess. You want me to pay for the pizza. Fine. *thinking: At least now, maybe she won't hug me. . .*
*2 Hours later*
Yugi: Where'd KOH go?
Yami: Don't know. Hey what's all that noise over in-
*BOOM*
Joey: KOI!!!!
KOI: It wasn't me this time, I swear! The boom came from the living room!
*All look into living room and see KOH chewing a now very smashed and broken TV*
Joey: KOH!! What the crap do you think you're doing to the TV!?!
Bakura: *sitting on the couch* She's mad 'cause the "Rubber Duckie Quackie Show" was canceled. She has major problems, doesn't she?
KOH: Oh yeah?! WELL YOU'LL HAVE MAJOR HEALTH PROBLEMS WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!!! *throws the TV at Bakura, which explodes again causing another loud BOOM*
Ryou: That's gonna leave a mark.
Yugi: Tell me about it.
Joey: Well, since we now have no TV, what should we do?
KOI: Play video games!
Everyone: YOU NEED A TV FOR THAT!!
KOI: Well then maybe we should go find out where Malik and Pegasus are. I haven't seen them all day.
Ryou: We sent Pegasus to the psychiatrist, remember? So now that just leaves Malik. . .
KOH: *done chewing the TV* I bet I know where he is. *runs upstairs* I bet he's still sleeping. *slams his bedroom door open* WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!!!
Malik: *moans sleepily* Ugh, do I have to? What time is it?
KOH: IT'S 3:00PM!!! NOW GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OUT OF THAT BED!!
Malik: *pouty face* Why should I?
KOH: Because I said so! *drags him out into the hall by the pajamas, then tosses him downstairs*
Malik: x_X Owie, and people say I'M evil. *mutters* Stupid girl doesn't let a guy sleep. . .
~*~*~*~*~*~
KOH: That's the end!
Yugi: You mean the end of the story?
KOH: No way! Just this chapter. This story could go on forever!
Seto: Let's hope it doesn't.
KOH: You're just scared that I'm gonna hug you again. Please review! If you have comments or ideas, they are always welcome!
Disclaimer Guy: KOH and KOI do NOT own Yugioh.
WARNING: This is VERY silly, weird, random, whatever you want to call it. Basically, it's everything but normal. (But that's just how KOH is.^_^)
~*~*~*~*~*~
*In the kitchen at about lunchtime*
KOI: So, what should we have for lunch?
Joey: PIZZA!!!
KOI: Okay, whatever you say. Is everyone fine with that?
*everyone nods*
Joey: Alright! I'll go order! *runs to the phone*
KOH: *runs into the kitchen* WHO STOLE MY BLUE EYES PLOOSHIE!?!?!
Seto: Whaddya mean YOUR Blue Eyes Plushie?! It was MINE!
KOH: SO?! I took it from you! Finders keepers! NOW GIVE IT BACK!!
Seto: What if I refuse?
KOH: You get to choose between these three: 1. Getting pelted with my ultimate purple gummi bears, 2. Getting hit with my frying pan, or 3. Getting a nice, BIG HUG.
Seto: I'll take the frying pan.
KOH: Aaaw, c'mon. I know you want the HUG!!
Seto: No, I don't.
KOH: Yes you do! *runs over and hugs him*
Seto: This is painful. x_X
*doorbell rings*
KOI: I'll get it! *runs to the door and opens it*
Pizza Guy: Uh, here's your pizza and your bill. *hands KOI 30 boxes of pizza and the bill*
KOI: *looks at all the pizzas* What the. . .? *looks at the bill* JOEY, YOU DOOFUS!!! YOU SPENT $356.00 ON PIZZA!!!
Joey: *whiny voice* But I'm hungry.
Mai: Joey, you're ALWAYS hungry.
KOH: *groans* ;_; How are we gonna pay for this. . .SETO!!!
Seto: What now?
KOH: Can you pa-
Seto: Lemme guess. You want me to pay for the pizza. Fine. *thinking: At least now, maybe she won't hug me. . .*
*2 Hours later*
Yugi: Where'd KOH go?
Yami: Don't know. Hey what's all that noise over in-
*BOOM*
Joey: KOI!!!!
KOI: It wasn't me this time, I swear! The boom came from the living room!
*All look into living room and see KOH chewing a now very smashed and broken TV*
Joey: KOH!! What the crap do you think you're doing to the TV!?!
Bakura: *sitting on the couch* She's mad 'cause the "Rubber Duckie Quackie Show" was canceled. She has major problems, doesn't she?
KOH: Oh yeah?! WELL YOU'LL HAVE MAJOR HEALTH PROBLEMS WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!!! *throws the TV at Bakura, which explodes again causing another loud BOOM*
Ryou: That's gonna leave a mark.
Yugi: Tell me about it.
Joey: Well, since we now have no TV, what should we do?
KOI: Play video games!
Everyone: YOU NEED A TV FOR THAT!!
KOI: Well then maybe we should go find out where Malik and Pegasus are. I haven't seen them all day.
Ryou: We sent Pegasus to the psychiatrist, remember? So now that just leaves Malik. . .
KOH: *done chewing the TV* I bet I know where he is. *runs upstairs* I bet he's still sleeping. *slams his bedroom door open* WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!!!
Malik: *moans sleepily* Ugh, do I have to? What time is it?
KOH: IT'S 3:00PM!!! NOW GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OUT OF THAT BED!!
Malik: *pouty face* Why should I?
KOH: Because I said so! *drags him out into the hall by the pajamas, then tosses him downstairs*
Malik: x_X Owie, and people say I'M evil. *mutters* Stupid girl doesn't let a guy sleep. . .
~*~*~*~*~*~
KOH: That's the end!
Yugi: You mean the end of the story?
KOH: No way! Just this chapter. This story could go on forever!
Seto: Let's hope it doesn't.
KOH: You're just scared that I'm gonna hug you again. Please review! If you have comments or ideas, they are always welcome!
